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Post by fierceredpanda » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:56 am

It's gonna be great seeing Sessions go full Alberto Gonzales about this affair in front of the House Judiciary Committee a year from now, when Democrats are in the majority and subpoena his ass.

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Post by Orlylicious » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:18 pm

Hey Kate! This one's for you! :P :lovestruck:

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Post by NMgirl » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:24 pm

FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, fired by Jeff Sessions, led probe into Sessions


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-deputy ... ed-candor/

Well, now, I personally believe that Sessions 100% fired McCabe at the behest of trump and not for the investigation into Sessions, himself. Interesting, though, isn't it?
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Post by kate520 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:53 pm

Oh, YES!! I would give a lot to see that, orlylicious! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OMG I can just see it now!!
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:59 pm

I have to admit that would be delicious, and perfect. :rotflmao:
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Post by Maybenaut » Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:25 pm

I know this picture has been posted on The Fogbow before, but it’s worth repeating...
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Post by Sunrise » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:42 pm

OMG! The similarities are amazing, especially the mouths. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:58 pm

Courtesy of special false teeth.

I always think Jeffy looks like he sucked the wrong persimmon.
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Post by Chilidog » Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:05 pm

Damned liberal Methodists
We, the undersigned laity and clergy of the United Methodist Church, issue a formal complaint against fellow United Methodist lay person Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, by our understanding a lay member of Ashland Place United Methodist Church, in Mobile, AL, and an active participant in Clarendon United Methodist Church, Arlington, VA. While we are reticent to bring a formal complaint against a lay person, Mr. Sessions’ unique combination of tremendous social/political power, his leading role as a Sunday School teacher and former delegate to General Conference, and the severe and on going impact of several of his public, professional actions demand that we, as his siblings in the United Methodist denomination, call for some degree of accountability.
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Post by RTH10260 » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:42 pm

NBC News wrote:
Published on 30 Jul 2018
U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced a new religious liberty task force to protect American's freedom of religion.

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Post by Reality Check » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:47 pm

RTH10260 wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:42 pm
NBC News wrote:
Published on 30 Jul 2018
U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced a new religious liberty task force to protect American's freedom of religion.
What a complete load of bullshit and waste of government resources, not to mention the First Amendment issues.
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Post by pipistrelle » Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:02 am

RTH10260 wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:42 pm
NBC News wrote:
Published on 30 Jul 2018
U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced a new religious liberty task force to protect American's freedom of religion.

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Post by Volkonski » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:08 pm


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El Tiempo Cantina shuts down social media accounts amid backlash over Jeff Sessions photo

3:50 PM - 11 Aug 2018
On Friday, owner Roland Laurenzo posted a photo with a caption saying it was an "honor" to serve Sessions, who was in town to discuss immigration enforcement with law enforcement officers. The post was quickly condemned by customers, some of whom called for a boycott.

Laurenzo soon after responded, writing that the photo "does not represent us supporting (Sessions') positions."

"El Tiempo does not in anyway support the practice of separating children from parents or any other practices of the government relative to immigration," Laurenzo wrote, according to CultureMap. "The posting of a photograph of the Attorney General at one of our restaurants does not represent us supporting his positions. The secret service contacted us that a government official was coming to dinner at our establishment and his identity was not know until he walked through the door."

"The man came to dinner and he was served without us even thinking about the political situations. We were preoccupied with the secret service and catering to their wants and needs. The only thing on our minds was serving great food and giving great customer service. It was posted without review or approval by ownership and this has lead to everyone jumping to conclusions that somehow we are involved in this political matter. We don't approve of anyone separating parents and children."
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Post by tek » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:18 pm

he should have just gone to ChickFilA.
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Post by stoppingby » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:19 am

I hate and despise Sessions for his racism and religious bigotry. Having said that, I don't want to see him get fired, because I fear whoever else gets the job will be worse. (*cough* Guiliani *cough*) and at least Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigation. But Twitler is calling Sessions out by name this morning on Twitter, again ranting about Hillary. I think Sessions isn't going to be employed much longer.

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Post by pipistrelle » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:16 am

Maybe the firing of Sessions will get the Senate Republicans PO'ed enough to start doing something.

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Post by ZekeB » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:17 am

pipistrelle wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:16 am
Maybe the firing of Sessions will get the Senate Republicans PO'ed enough to start doing something.
Nah. Thump could shoot Sessions in the middle of NYC and the pubs wouldn't twitch an eye.
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Post by Slim Cognito » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:16 am

ZekeB wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:17 am
pipistrelle wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:16 am
Maybe the firing of Sessions will get the Senate Republicans PO'ed enough to start doing something.
Nah. Thump could shoot Sessions in the middle of NYC and the pubs wouldn't twitch an eye.
Here's something that befuddles me. I've always heard that the WH staff serves at the pleasure of the president. If he doesn't want you anymore, but doesn't want to outright fire you, you are told to resign and you then resign. I get that Trump is in a pickle re: firing Sessions as he'd have a hard time replacing him, if certain senators can be believed. But if he could goad Sessions into resigning, then those senators are free to say, "But Sessions quit, so let's confirm David Duke or whomever Trump picks."

Is there any possibility Sessions has been ordered to resign and he's refusing? No fan of Sessions, obviously, but I'd give the twerp a high five for that.
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Post by Foggy » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:23 am

Whatever happens, I want it to happen in a way that doesn't generate any sympathy for Sessions. That man is evil and has done evil for his entire life. I'm surprised that he's standing up to twitler and refusing to take insane orders, but I seriously doubt it's because of anything having to do with truth, justice, and the American way.

I want to see both of them destroyed. I've been so happy since twitler started a sentence with "If they impeach me". Even though he threatened it would destroy the economy, it's a sentence no president should ever have to say. I guarantee you that President Obama never said, "If they impeach me ...".
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Post by pipistrelle » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:34 am

Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:23 am
I've been so happy since twitler started a sentence with "If they impeach me". Even though he threatened it would destroy the economy, it's a sentence no president should ever have to say. I guarantee you that President Obama never said, "If they impeach me ...".
I know. That's what is insane about how the Republican "leaders" are acting. Just one or two of these scandals/lies would have taken out anyone else. And Obama? Two words: GREY POUPON.

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Post by Sugar Magnolia » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:35 am

pipistrelle wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:34 am
Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:23 am
I've been so happy since twitler started a sentence with "If they impeach me". Even though he threatened it would destroy the economy, it's a sentence no president should ever have to say. I guarantee you that President Obama never said, "If they impeach me ...".
I know. That's what is insane about how the Republican "leaders" are acting. Just one or two of these scandals/lies would have taken out anyone else. And Obama? Two words: GREY POUPON.
Or TAN SUIT.

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Post by Kendra » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:00 pm

From the Omarosa book, Trump's behind the back nickname: Benjamin Button.

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Post by AndyinPA » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:24 pm

Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:23 am
Whatever happens, I want it to happen in a way that doesn't generate any sympathy for Sessions. That man is evil and has done evil for his entire life. I'm surprised that he's standing up to twitler and refusing to take insane orders, but I seriously doubt it's because of anything having to do with truth, justice, and the American way.

I want to see both of them destroyed. I've been so happy since twitler started a sentence with "If they impeach me". Even though he threatened it would destroy the economy, it's a sentence no president should ever have to say. I guarantee you that President Obama never said, "If they impeach me ...".
Another sentence NO president ever said before (paraphrasing): "I've known lot of flippers over the years." :brickwallsmall:

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