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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

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Wanted to get this out RIGHT AWAY for Floriduh Fogbowzers and, of course, Foggy so he can make plans! :dance:

Only 200 tickets available for a photo and book, $175. Bonus: Larry Sinclair was at the last AMP FEST. Banned by Larry on Twitter but looking at his timeline, Lairbear is having problems with TMobile :(
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LAURA LOOMER, [12.09.21 10:51]
Good morning!

I will be speaking at AMP FEST this October at the Trump Doral in Miami where I will be having my private book launch party with special guests and VIPS on October 9th!

Tickets are limited! Only 200 tickets available.

If you’d like to attend my book party, you can register here and select the Laura Loomer book party “ad on”!

Use code LOOMER for a discount on your AMP FEST tickets.

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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

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I'd rather pour bleach into my eyes.

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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

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RVInit wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:52 am I'd rather pour bleach into my eyes.

:lol:
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

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If its all the same to you, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy. :kiss:
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

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LAURA LOOMER, [16.09.21 17:44]
Yesterday I was feeling ill. I had a fever, chills, a runny nose, sore throat, nausea and severe body aches that made my whole body feel like I got hit by a bus, and after sleeping for a few hours, my symptoms started to remind me of how I felt when I had a bad case of the flu a few years ago.

So I took a COVID test and it came back POSITIVE.

I have not taken the COVID-19 vaccine, and I don’t plan on ever taking it because it is unsafe and ineffective.

Today, I immediately started a treatment of Azithromyacin and Hydroxychloroquine. I’m also taking the OrthoMune dietary supplement.

I wanted to get ivermectin but I couldn’t get it. Doctors are really weird about prescribing it, which pisses me off.

Luckily, I live in Florida where Governor DeSantis has opened statewide Regeneron monoclonal antibody treatment centers. This morning I received the Regeneron treatment for COVID.

I still have symptoms and my body is in a lot of pain, so I will be sleeping and taking my COVID-19 treatment.

As the days progress, I’ll be sure to let you know how I feel.

LAURA LOOMER, [16.09.21 17:56]
I wish I had ivermectin, but a lot of doctors are really weird about prescribing it.

This is the insane world we live in. And now Joe Biden is trying to cut the supply of Regeneron to FL in half just to spite Governor DeSantis.

LAURA LOOMER, [16.09.21 19:21]
Just pray for me please. Can’t even begin to explain how brutal the body aches and nausea that come with covid are. I am in so much pain. This is honestly the worst part about it.
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I wanted to get ivermectin but I couldn’t get it. Doctors are really weird about prescribing it, which pisses me off.
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Sending tots and pears....


No wait, that's good food there, I'll send it to a homeless shelter instead...
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Wow, in approximately 90 minutes she went from this is almost as bad as the flu I had once to pray for me motherfuckers. I am split between hoping she survives, solely so we can all laugh at her, and hoping she goes bye-bye, one less rethuglican voter -- the downside of that is that she won't hear us laughing. Yes, I am an asshole.
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I have not taken the COVID-19 vaccine, and I don’t plan on ever taking it because it is unsafe and ineffective.
Enjoy all that avoidable pain and stop whining.
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woodworker wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:46 pm Wow, in approximately 90 minutes she went from this is almost as bad as the flu I had once to pray for me motherfuckers. I am split between hoping she survives, solely so we can all laugh at her, and hoping she goes bye-bye, one less rethuglican voter -- the downside of that is that she won't hear us laughing. Yes, I am an asshole.
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woodworker wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:46 pm Wow, in approximately 90 minutes she went from this is almost as bad as the flu I had once to pray for me motherfuckers. I am split between hoping she survives, solely so we can all laugh at her, and hoping she goes bye-bye, one less rethuglican voter -- the downside of that is that she won't hear us laughing. Yes, I am an asshole.
How about splitting the difference… she survives but has to endure Long Covid? That works for me.
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MN-Skeptic wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:29 pm :snippity:

How about splitting the difference… she survives but has to endure Long Covid? That works for me.
Dragging an oxygen tank around for the rest of her life in 10 years?

I'm good with that :thumbsup:
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

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All these comments are hilarious but Gregg :rotflmao:
Gregg wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:26 pm
I wanted to get ivermectin but I couldn’t get it. Doctors are really weird about prescribing it, which pisses me off.
Go see the vet at the race track. Tell him you're supposed to run in the 5th race.
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ALI ALEXANDER 🇺🇸, [16.09.21 20:02]
Pray for our friend Laura Loomer.

Coronavirus has her body down. I’m confident she’ll kick its ass. She’s young, fit, and healthy. Still, this virus is real. And made to attack people.

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Here in the where it is of course known that COVID is actually a conspiracy concocted to take out certain groups of people, we are having quite a lively debate as to whether Loopy Laura can be classified as a Radio Talk Show Host.

You'll know how it turns out when she either recovers or assumes room temperature.

His Illuminated Majesty himself has taken quite a keen interest and is pushing for us to let her have livestock dewormer, but only if she livestreams it. When the big guy drops down to the floor, you know its getting real.
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Gregg, Laura is gonna start asking soon so getting a jump on this -- would Lt. Root Beer be willing to share some of her Heartgard? Or trade for some of Loomer's Pup-peroni?


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Poor bastard. Full blown Covid is not something I wish on anyone.
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Suranis wrote: Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:41 am Poor bastard. Full blown Covid is not something I wish on anyone.
She's not hospitalized... so I wouldn't call it "full blown" yet.
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neonzx wrote: Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:20 am She's not hospitalized... so I wouldn't call it "full blown" yet.
She's a person that would have been a "it's just the flu fuckdalibs!" idiot. So if she has been knocked off the tuff political pretence and is talking about how much pain she is in, it's got to be pretty bad. Remember that hospitalization tends to happen on day 10 of symptoms, unless Delta has changed that.
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FYI, Laura Elizabeth's wish that she'd get COVID was from December:
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Far right Republican Laura Loomer has a bad case of COVID and says she is “in so much pain.” This post from December is a reminder that you should be careful what you wish for…


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Are we to understand she posted without a “send money”?
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So she's taking hydroxychloroquine and trying to get ivermectin BUT she rushed out and got the Regeneron treatment.

If she improves (no comment) you know she'll give all the glory to the first when, in fact, it will
be the science-backed Regeneron that helps her.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Fri Sep 17, 2021 9:14 am So she's taking hydroxychloroquine and trying to get ivermectin BUT she rushed out and got the Regeneron treatment.

If she improves (no comment) you know she'll give all the glory to the first when, in fact, it will
be the science-backed Regeneron that helps her.
Of course! It always makes me laugh to see the people who scream "ignore the scientists and CDC" the loudest are the very ones who are so desperate to cite "Doctors" who aren't, or PhDs to step in to give them some legitimacy. Listen to my fake doctor and not your real one! That's always a sensible plan.
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woodworker wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:46 pm Wow, in approximately 90 minutes she went from this is almost as bad as the flu I had once to pray for me motherfuckers. I am split between hoping she survives, solely so we can all laugh at her, and hoping she goes bye-bye, one less rethuglican voter -- the downside of that is that she won't hear us laughing. Yes, I am an asshole.
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It's far too late to start taking ivermectin anyway. She needs to start drinking straight chlorox bleach immediately. And praying for salvation before and after every swig. I am not a doctor, but I am a minister. We'll run it by a doctor later, when we have the time available.
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