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by Sam the Centipede
Thu Apr 25, 2024 6:14 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: US v. Trump - Espionage Act - (9:23-cr-80101) District Court, S.D. Florida
Replies: 885
Views: 112082

US v. Trump - Espionage Act - (9:23-cr-80101) District Court, S.D. Florida

My freeform summary of judge's reply in the image in the tweet:
:fingerwag: :nope: this will not do, you disappoint me, try again, and bring cookies for opposing counsel and the court
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:56 am
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
Replies: 1629
Views: 233209

George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé

bill_g wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:59 am I saw this the other day. He is such a lazy buffoon. We should deport him just for being stupid.
Have some respect and consideration for that other country, The Rest Of The World. Your guy, your problem.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:53 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 1991
Views: 82110

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

Yeah, but it's not disrespectful to mispronounce (differently pronounce?) ordinary words. Names, it can be.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:50 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: The dregs of birther remainders.
Replies: 1534
Views: 637023

The dregs of birther remainders.

I suppose we should be flattered that in their pea sized brains the only people they believe who could shred their pile of horse manure passing as evidence they have created over 15 years is a well funded organization of Obots with unlimited resources. :confuzzled: But despite those resources, incr...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:56 am
Forum: Astronomy
Topic: Rockets, Launches, Satellites, ISS, etc.
Replies: 136
Views: 113556

Rockets, Launches, Satellites, ISS, etc.

NASA's JPL has excellent news: NASA’s Voyager 1 Resumes Sending Engineering Updates to Earth Doesn't it put crappy customer service for washing machines, laptops, etc. into perspective? Voyager 1 is nearasdammit 50 years old - half a century - and it's 24 billion kilometres from Earth, so signals ta...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:47 am
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
Replies: 1629
Views: 233209

George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé

Ben-Prime wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:09 am I am stunned that either a) he doesn't know what NAMBLA is, or b) he does thought that was worth the cash.
I couldn't remember what NAMBLA meant, one could fit any number of words to that acronym, but I think I would have found ten seconds or so to look it up if it was thrown at me.

Yukky people.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:45 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Hijack This Thread
Replies: 7148
Views: 933304

Hijack This Thread

I wonder how legal that would be in other countries? I suspect many administrations would move quite quickly to close any loopholes that made this idiotic machine legit.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:33 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: The dregs of birther remainders.
Replies: 1534
Views: 637023

The dregs of birther remainders.

Oooo!!! Butterdezillion! :groupdance:

I had forgotten about that nutter! And my memory has completely erased any trace of her role in the victory of birtherism – perhaps Obots wiped my mind somehow, some fancy schancy machine from the Soros skunk works in Zurich?
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:25 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 1991
Views: 82110

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

My summary of Popok's main ooints from his video: Pecker is the first prosecution witness. He is a "road map" witness, being walked through the case as per the opening statement. Pecker is a willing witness, holding nothing back. Pecker described how his National Enquirer bought the Stormy...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Apr 23, 2024 4:09 pm
Forum: Earthlings Behaving
Topic: Other officials behaving badly
Replies: 47
Views: 12866

Other officials behaving badly

:snippity: So much for eyewitness testimony. Or crack investigative work. There are too many cops who think a crime is solved if they manage to arrest and preferably convict someone, while forgetting that it's the actual perpetrator they should find and deal with. While it should never happen, it's...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:50 pm
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: The dregs of birther remainders.
Replies: 1534
Views: 637023

The dregs of birther remainders.

It's not really about the eblidense in these arguments, is it? The birther or conspiracy theorist standpoint is that their wacko conjectures must be disproved to their satisfaction . Not disproved according to rational criteria, not according to expert consensus, not according to reality even, but d...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:07 pm
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: Political Toons
Replies: 6263
Views: 996965

Political Toons

Yeah, the Rooskies and the country that had the swastika during WW2 were such good buds back then. From 1939 to 1941 they were… Partition of Poland The Baltic States USSR war supplies to Germany Etc Just dictators carving up the world till one turns on the other Call me cynical (optional) but I fel...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:58 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: The dregs of birther remainders.
Replies: 1534
Views: 637023

The dregs of birther remainders.

:fingerwag: Y'all aren't taking this seriously with your jests. Rondeau's legal experts, along with Mike Zullo's crack investigators, are poised to prevent Barack Obama from ever becoming president. All they need to complete their project is a working time machine (a small Tardis will suffice) and a...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:04 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 1991
Views: 82110

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

Perhaps you folk overestimate how important news is to many people? As children we don't follow events outside our family and closer friends and life goes on. That didn't need to change when one grows older, goes to college, gets a job: as long as the job brings in some money and the stores have clo...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Apr 20, 2024 4:45 pm
Forum: The Funny
Topic: Weird Headlines
Replies: 553
Views: 116526

Weird Headlines

Thine cabbage shalt not wilt ;) :biggrin: :fingerwag: AAAAAGGHHHH!!! I'm surrounded by illiterates! :fingerwag: :biggrin: Thy , not thine ! "Thy" and "thine" behave like "a" and "an" still do: the extra "-n" is inserted if the following word has an ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:56 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”
Replies: 1991
Views: 82110

Bragg Manhattan DA charges tfg? Hush money. tfg “INDICATED!”

Also on F&F, the always vile Pete Hegseth pronounced the judge's name as merkahn, hard emphasis on the K. You would think a producer would be in his earpiece correcting him and apologize, but no... Ignorance is often excusable, but that is just racist lib-baiting. Given the amount of Spanish sp...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:34 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 1527
Views: 252989

Rest In Peace

That's sad, although Dennett lived into his 80s, so not exactly cut short. I'm no great fan of philosophers, but Daniel Dennett, like John Searle, recognized that philosophers quibbling about definitions of abstract concepts was not the sort of activity that would endear them to the grittier folk in...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:33 am
Forum: U.S. Culture and Media
Topic: Another Shooting
Replies: 2142
Views: 134739

Another Shooting

Idiot question from more peaceful shores: I get shotguns and rifles* for hunting, and I get handguns for (imagined) personal protection, but why are people buying these expensive assault** weapons? I don't ask that facetiously, I'm genuinely curious about their motivations, and what they actually do...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:24 am
Forum: Whatever Doesn't Fit Elsewhere
Topic: TESLA and Elon Musk - anything not elsewhere
Replies: 1095
Views: 674167

TESLA and Elon Musk - anything not elsewhere

Yeah, we don't skip. We have dumpsters. Gracias jefe. I've seen enough dumpsters in movies to be aware of their integral nature to so many plots (live or dead people or McGuffin objects hidden, falen into, lost or found in or behind them), but I think the term is technically proprietary, isn't it? ...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:48 pm
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: The Wit and Wisdom of Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL)
Replies: 62
Views: 7737

The Wit and Wisdom of Rep. Jarred Moskowitz (D-FL)

I too was curious about the Neville Chamberlain comparison, and felt that was unfair on him. I do not recall any historian treating Chamberlain as a liar, a traitor or a fool. MTG is all of those. My recollection of historians' attitude was more of Chamberlain being gullible or naively optimistic in...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Apr 19, 2024 6:25 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Squidney Sidney Katherine Powell 🐙 - Born May 1, 1955 - Taurus / Year of the Goat / Sheep
Replies: 666
Views: 118307

Squidney Sidney Katherine Powell 🐙 - Born May 1, 1955 - Taurus / Year of the Goat / Sheep

Dave from down under wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 5:07 am It would be irresponsible not to speculate that she bribed the investigators to throw the case against her..
:fingerwag: No. That would imply a degree of competence in planning and executing a winning strategy. Not plausible! :biggrin:
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:59 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Squidney Sidney Katherine Powell 🐙 - Born May 1, 1955 - Taurus / Year of the Goat / Sheep
Replies: 666
Views: 118307

Squidney Sidney Katherine Powell 🐙 - Born May 1, 1955 - Taurus / Year of the Goat / Sheep

That looks embarrassing for the Bar people!

When the professional body cannot correctly construct a submission to a court, even at the second attempt, the Bar people surely need to hand their heads in shame, crawl away, and practice their burger flipping technique for their next employment.
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:50 am
Forum: Whatever Doesn't Fit Elsewhere
Topic: TESLA and Elon Musk - anything not elsewhere
Replies: 1095
Views: 674167

TESLA and Elon Musk - anything not elsewhere

There was a stream of jokes in Europe in the 1980s about Škoda and Lada cars. I liked this simple one: What do you call a Škoda with a sun roof? … … A skip. Maybe similar Psycho Cybertruck jokes are already in play? :think: Out of an abundance of caution, for the linguistically confused, :shrug: a l...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:08 pm
Forum: Law and Lawsuits
Topic: Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Replies: 3804
Views: 614752

Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox

Oh my, technology has moved on! So realistic! Does MyPillow also supply MyPumps for inflation?
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:02 pm
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: State of New York vs Trump, et al - the civil fraud case against the Trump Organization
Replies: 2023
Views: 973555

State of New York vs Trump, et al - the civil fraud case against the Trump Organization

Hankey the Christmas Pooh inspired one of my favorite mnemonics for Calculus. If you sub x=hi and y=ho into the equation for d(x/y), the solution is (ho d(hi) - hi d(ho))/(ho ho) Doesn't that come into the category of memory aids that are more difficult to remember than what they represent? F'rinst...

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