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neonzx wrote: ↑Wed Sep 25, 2024 3:13 pm His young sons eat 7 eggs each every morning?

As Gaston sang, in Beauty and the Beast:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Pretty sure I saw the stupid fish on the TV late night. Well crap.. I think I did, too. Since I probably had fallen asleep while watching the TV, maybe I forgot about it, assuming it was some strange dream or nightmare, and fell back asleep. I did that with an earthquake once. Well I know I saw it ...

I think my favorite line was towards the bottom of pg 2, a clear indicator that defense is about to get ever so politely bitch slapped For completeness , however, the court will address more broadly Defendant's new and sundry arguments about pretrial schedule, none of which articulate a cognizable ...

Happy birthday!

Oh, Elmo...

Whaddya wanna bet Marge saw a style she liked, didn't understand that it was traditional Ukranian, searched for, and found, an ill-fitting knockoff on Temu, then wore it at a tractor show to try and win the mushroom king back from Loomer, not realizing that Loomer had already joined Marge in ...

Not the same dress, but leave it up to her to wear a knock-off. Okay. My eye says they are the same. There is an empire seam just under her boobs (where it looks sort of gathered) and the embroidered motifs are different. Original has the embroidery curving under the boobs instead of a seam, and ...

Marge is still trying to get her caboose coupled to the Trump Train, but she's relegated to the pasture in a prairie dress posing with a tractor. Glamour shot. https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/459199247_553700067095858_8665481249339921809_n.png?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9f807c ...

Another Duggar in trouble; a civil suit this time. Fraud, and being an unlicensed contractor. Jason Duggar is one of the sons of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, who also starred in the hit reality series centered on their large family. The plaintiff, Mark Thompson, said he entered into a contract to ...

A weirdness that may or may not be related is that one of the sheriff's deputies had been convicted of rape recently. He had been forcing females having trouble coming up with money for fines & ankle monitors to have sex in a courthouse office. Apparently the office he used was this judge's office ...

I am reliably informed by every orthopedist who has ever treated my horrible, painful, knees, that it was playing soccer as a wee bairn that wrecked 'em, so, yeah.

That has inspired me to make a childhood favorite this weekend: Skidroad Stroganoff from the I Hate to Cook Book.

Fun fact: Willie Nelson doesn't have a son named Eddie.

I hop over the hill to the San Joaquin Valley a couple times a year to visit my brother, Bosco, in the lovely town of Manteca. Rather than take the mind-numbing I-5, I usually take SR-33, a 2 lane road through farmland & orchards, that's 55mph except through the six small towns (three of them very ...

Since every accusation is a confession with these vile fuckwits, I'm not abandoning the idea that she's just been eating a lot of house pets, and isn't incubating a grotesque homunculus.