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by Sam the Centipede
Mon Sep 23, 2024 1:39 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3477
Views: 797000

Donald J. Trump 2024

Mr. Mole, Mrs. Mole and Baby Mole were scurrying along one of their narrow tunnels, all in a line. At the back, Baby Mole squeaked "I can smell maple syrup!" Mrs. Mole looked back and said "no you can't, be quiet". They scurried some more, and Baby Mole said "I can still smell maple syrup", again ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Sep 22, 2024 11:39 am
Forum: Worst of the Right-Wing Pieholes
Topic: Marjorie Taylor Greene [R - Deliverance Country]
Replies: 3579
Views: 727864

Marjorie Taylor Greene [R - Deliverance Country]

Well, today I learnt a new (for me) term: Empire seams are horizontal seams that join the bodice and the skirt parts of a dress – typically placed right underneath the bust. And the thing is – empire seams need to be placed precisely underneath the bust to look right! https://www.mariadenmark.com/202 ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Sep 22, 2024 11:17 am
Forum: US President
Topic: 2024 Vice Presidential Debate - 10/1/2024 on CBS
Replies: 18
Views: 747

2024 Vice Presidential Debate - 10/1/2024 on CBS

For non-USAians: how good do you expect those moderators to be? Will it degenerate into a Vance nut-fest? Or will it remain civilized and coherent?
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Sep 22, 2024 4:27 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3477
Views: 797000

Donald J. Trump 2024

Oh dear, I'm imagining a lost volume of Quietly Flows The Old Don where The Orange One explains his great plan: … and I met the head man at the Department of Water in Canada, and he said to me, "Mr. President" … very respectful these Canadanians are, dummy-crats could learn a lot from them, he said " ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Sep 21, 2024 10:36 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3477
Views: 797000

Donald J. Trump 2024

I don't mean to brag, but at a time when he can't even get ten thousand people to show up for his rallies ... ... more than one hundred and ten thousand people will be there in person, yelling their fool heads off, to watch my football team playing Michigan, at 3:30 pm Eastern today. 110,000 ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Sep 21, 2024 4:16 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: TRUTH SOCIAL #PRAVDASOCIAL & Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) NASDAQ:DJT - SPAC Digital World Acquisition Corp
Replies: 1277
Views: 105234

TRUTH SOCIAL #PRAVDASOCIAL & Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) NASDAQ:DJT - SPAC Digital World Acquisition Corp

:snippity: Trump selling his shares is one thing that could make that happen. :o Trump sell his shares? No, surely this master schemer, this titan of business, this economic genius (top of his class at Wharton!) will secretly welcome the low price because it means he can buy mountains of the stock ...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Sep 20, 2024 7:17 am
Forum: The Big Lie & Aftermath of The Former Guy
Topic: Books Post-Presidency About The Disgraced, Twice Impeached Florida Retiree Trump
Replies: 293
Views: 31410

Books Post-Presidency About The Disgraced, Twice Impeached Florida Retiree Trump

‘ Apprentice’ Producers Recall Particular Set ‘Stench’ They Just Couldn’t Shake Off The potential set for “The Apprentice” just didn’t pass the smell test . I was disappointed when the hashtag #TrumpSmells evaporated after a brief outbreak of joyous twittering. More #TrumpSmells is always good to re ...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Sep 17, 2024 7:47 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3477
Views: 797000

Donald J. Trump 2024

As one who had her own personal state trooper assigned to sit with her in the 4th grade due to threats against our family, I can assure you, it did not make me feel safer. It probably made my parents feel better though. At least until the Molotov cocktail was thrown into our front yard. Oh wow! An ...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Sep 16, 2024 8:18 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Taylor Swift endorses Vice President Kamala Harris
Replies: 53
Views: 2759

Taylor Swift endorses Vice President Kamala Harris

Donnie hates Taylor Swift. What does Donnie say when one of the extremist groups endorses him? Indeed. Old Don hasn't yet said that Swifties include many fine people. Nope, he want's to annoy them all. The Trumpist demographic is now firmly white and elderly, even young white folk are excluded.
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Sep 16, 2024 7:33 am
Forum: Science
Topic: Chemistry Physics
Replies: 12
Views: 2779

Chemistry Physics

UC Berkeley chemists discover new way to break down common plastics :snippity: My knowledge of chemistry is very limited, but I have been disappointed that there has been relatively little progress on the plastics recycling front in the last decade or two, either by chemical or biochemical means ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Sep 15, 2024 2:04 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3477
Views: 797000

Donald J. Trump 2024

Another win for artists protecting their work: The BBC reports Trump loses Electric Avenue song legal fight From the 2020 election - Former US President Donald Trump has been found liable to pay damages to London singer and songwriter Eddy Grant for using his song Electric Avenue without permission ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Sep 14, 2024 3:10 am
Forum: Current Politics
Topic: Political Toons
Replies: 7163
Views: 1086117

Political Toons

:think: a restaurant called Los Perros? Un poco sospechoso, ¿sí? Are the owners trying to tell us something? Do they own another restaurant called Los Gatos? :cantlook:

Ouch! I think Kennedy's brain-eating worm nibbled at my cerebral cortex, I felt a tiny bit Trumpist for un momentito!
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Sep 13, 2024 8:16 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Donald J. Trump 2024
Replies: 3477
Views: 797000

Donald J. Trump 2024

But nobody can fix Trump except Laura Loomer. So I'm a little less frightened. :confuzzled: I cannot find a meaning for the word "fix" that is compatible with this sentence, knowing that it comes from a wise mind (points for groveling?). The idea that anything is improved - in any aspect, whether ...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Sep 12, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC
Replies: 287
Views: 13254

2nd 2024 Presidential Debate - 9/10/2024 on ABC

From Karl Rove (in the article quoted in the tweet in the preceding post), even an asshole's farts don't stink:
As is frequently the case with Mr. Trump, he let his emotions get the better of him.
:think: Hmm. Perhaps men are too emotionally unstable for high political office? :biggrin:
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Sep 12, 2024 12:39 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: 7/21: Biden "Stands Down". Should (Will?) President Joe Biden Drop Out of the 2024 Presidential Race? Poll & Editorials
Replies: 458
Views: 19830

7/21: Biden "Stands Down". Should (Will?) President Joe Biden Drop Out of the 2024 Presidential Race? Poll & Editorials

Dr. Ken wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2024 11:29 am Trump would never be able to do self deprecating humor like this.
<trump mode> Why would anybody do self-deprecating humor? That's for losers!
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Sep 12, 2024 12:09 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Kamala Harris for President - 2024
Replies: 759
Views: 40118

Kamala Harris for President - 2024

Unlike Trump, Harris had experienced political operatives helping her prepare for the debate. Trump could have the very best experienced political operatives helping him prepare for the debate and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. Trump has no interest in learning. He has no ability to learn ...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Sep 12, 2024 10:47 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Kamala Harris for President - 2024
Replies: 759
Views: 40118

Kamala Harris for President - 2024

It is quite hilarious that the MAGAts believe that no-one could predict the questions for a candidate's debate, nor could a current vice-president and highly intelligent and capable politician be prepared with answers. I wonder about the Newsmax poll that said 93% of their poll thought Trump was the ...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Sep 11, 2024 4:31 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Kamala Harris for President - 2024
Replies: 759
Views: 40118

Kamala Harris for President - 2024

I loved watching him contort his face as she listed his various crimes. His facial muscles couldn't settle on one neutral expression, but that happens when you're in pain (or royally pissed and working hard to not show it) I guess. Trump has a weird (!) straight-lipped, tightly closed mouth, head ...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Sep 09, 2024 4:24 am
Forum: Science
Topic: SNAKES!!!!!!!! and Science
Replies: 48
Views: 5599

SNAKES!!!!!!!! and Science

Dave from down under wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 1:36 am Snake watch
As it gets warmer they are out and about:

Friday night
1.2m python behind the upstairs book case.
Saturday
Golden crown
Sunday
Blind snake
Today
?????
Pethaps the Plague Of Mice will return? If the spiders don't get them.
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Sep 07, 2024 8:14 am
Forum: US President
Topic: Kamala Harris for President - 2024
Replies: 759
Views: 40118

Kamala Harris for President - 2024

neonzx wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2024 11:56 pm Freaks and Geeks unite! :biggrin: :clap:
Well, Frakes is in!
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Sep 07, 2024 4:09 am
Forum: Other weirdos
Topic: Sovcit nutz
Replies: 1567
Views: 554877

Sovcit nutz

Sort of interesting article Dave, thanks, although its stodgy pedestrian prose was not helpful – so I skipped a lot. I don't recall the article addressing one of the key factors for some people adopting the sovcit ideology: that they perceive (correctly or not!) that they have been badly treated by t ...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:10 pm
Forum: Foreign Countries and Culture
Topic: Canada
Replies: 140
Views: 13369

Canada

I'm confident I'm the only one in Fogworld who mentally edits the first line to:
O Canada, wie grün sind deine Blätter!

Yeah, thought so.
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Sep 03, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: The January 6 Insurrection, including Criminal Cases
Topic: Assault on the Capitol (DC)
Replies: 5814
Views: 978933

Assault on the Capitol (DC)

Kendra wrote: Tue Sep 03, 2024 2:40 pm
:?: :?: They have it as a list of "Attendee's" Should that be attendees? :think: :confuzzled:
I believe the word is "marks".
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Aug 30, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: US President
Topic: Kamala Devi Harris Birthers - Ammunition: Birthers v Reality: Round 2
Replies: 184
Views: 14403

Kamala Devi Harris Birthers - Ammunition: Birthers v Reality: Round 2

In-her He-brides? Waddafug is goin on in them eye lands?? :shock: :eek: :mrgreen:
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Aug 30, 2024 3:26 am
Forum: Foreign Countries and Culture
Topic: The Republic of Ireland
Replies: 104
Views: 9479

The Republic of Ireland

The Aviva replaced the creaky old Lansdowne Road rugby football stadium. I recall (probably incorrectly) an old quip about an adjacent district of south Dublin: "Oh, that Dierdre is a snooty one! Where do she and her man live now?" "Ah, she says they live in Ballsbridge, but her neighbours say they ...

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