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by Sam the Centipede
Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:26 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 6781
Views: 357869

Re: Karl Koenigs

:shootin: Karl and the legions of the AMFF will patrol with their fanciest firearms and when they see a coronavirus they will shoot it, without mercy! :machinegun: blam!-blam!-blam! – threat eliminated! :50caliber:

Protecting the people, the poot way. Send money.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:04 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 1877
Views: 142634

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Grumpy Old Guy wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:52 am
When they hear his uplifting words, the grateful multitudes will shower him with money for gas and food.
I can see folk giving him gas money if it will get his jalopy and his ass out of their town.
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:49 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Gavin Seim
Replies: 8603
Views: 541378

Re: Gavin Seim

So, I don't follow Gav as much as others here but I'm curious if any define him? I just see an anarchist , but maybe that's oversimplification. Is there a better definition since he wants a lack of societal order other than how he wants to impose it? I think the general view is that he has no coher...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:02 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)
Replies: 2009
Views: 155556

Re: Judge Anna Von Strudel de la PopTart (von Reitz)

It's amusing how these idiots fixate on capital letters. One of my grandfathers and his siblings were born in England, and I have copies of some of their birth certificates, which are all handwritten in cursive lower case. So they clearly don't belong to the Pope/Queen/Treasury/International Bankers...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:11 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 1877
Views: 142634

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

Time to pitch a new teevee drama, Sporky And The Kraptain ? The Dumbass Duo tour the US in a pair of vehicles, the gleaming OpVec and the smoke-spewing, graffiti-heavy Sporkmobile, shouting at trees, scrounging for food and wronging rights wherever they go. Each week a new bunch of minor criminal mi...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:41 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork
Replies: 1877
Views: 142634

Re: CHRISTOPHER BRUCE: The Mighty Spork

PS: Why is he "The Mighty Spork"? Got to this party late but thank goodness I did, this is truly an important topic. :P Coz his self-designation as The Mighty Sword (dunno if he still uses it) seemed an overstatement of his abilities and impact. Hence the revised nickname. Additional: just looked b...
by Sam the Centipede
Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:13 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" "Gallups Has Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo
Replies: 10938
Views: 661091

Re: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" "Gallups Has Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Z

RTH10260 wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:11 am
First hand? And he never got the chance to travel to Hawai'i himself :blackeye:
The first hand was the one he pleasured Mike Zullo with. :bigvomit:
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:34 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 6781
Views: 357869

Re: Karl Koenigs

Fair point Northland!
So there's his three fictional campaigns:
* the AMFF
* the arrest of judges
* the grand plan to liberate Americans from something or other
And that's without the numerous bail-jumping, driving without insurance, etc. cases he has around the country.

Wot an eejit.
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:59 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" "Gallups Has Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo
Replies: 10938
Views: 661091

Re: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" - "They Have Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Z

[Zullo the Clown] said. “It is going to be turned over at an appropriate time to someone who matters.” As one might have asked several years back, in happier times: "at an appropriate time": if not while Obama is President, when? "to someone who matters": if not the FBI or Congress, who? As one mig...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:46 am
Forum: Presidential Election
Topic: To Bernie Or Not To Bernie? And Flash Poll 2/22/20
Replies: 61
Views: 857

Re: To Bernie Or Not To Bernie? And Flash Poll 2/22/20

Electability is so important. But a primary system is not the best way of assessing that. The question asked is "who do you think should be our party's candidate?" but the question many/most primary voters will answer is "who would you prefer as President?" I don't have a better alternative, but the...
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:35 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 6781
Views: 357869

Re: Karl Koenigs

Odd that the Kraptain's little puff includes no mention of his AMFF in this campaign.

Maybe the dim bulb inside his low voltage brain has illuminated the thought that his fantastical AMFF exists only in his mind?
by Sam the Centipede
Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:30 am
Forum: International Culture & Current Events
Topic: UK - United Kingdom - England, Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland
Replies: 813
Views: 54323

Re: UK - United Kingdom - England, Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland

The ill-fated "Garden Bridge" over the Thames in London (by the City financial district, IIRC) fitted the description of a BoJo folly. It was expensive and fairly pointless. A significant amount of money was spent of developing the scheme before the relevant public agencies and loves vainglorious po...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: International Culture & Current Events
Topic: UK - United Kingdom - England, Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland
Replies: 813
Views: 54323

Re: UK - United Kingdom - England, Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland

Typically bridges connect places people want to be at or on the routes between them. But this hypothetical Irish Sea bridge has its ends far distant from population centers and major roads. So most users would need to drive a long way extra to get from their start points to the bridge and then a lon...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:59 pm
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Karl Koenigs
Replies: 6781
Views: 357869

Re: Karl Koenigs

Yabbut Karl's Grand Konstitutional Plan involves magical golden underpants ! How could his gnomic plan possibly fail? Especially with his commitment to spend 10 to 16 hours a day* whining and ranting on his keyboard? Karl is a winner, in everything except reality. ______ * Court appearances and inca...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:30 am
Forum: International Culture & Current Events
Topic: Leaning A Second Language
Replies: 17
Views: 254

Re: Leaning A Second Language

I can't advise on sources of learning. But here's a couple tips. Accent: there's a reason why unfunny comics use those stereotypical accents. It's because there's some truth in them. Try speaking (in English or Spanish) with that sort of accent and you might find that you start to pick up the rhythm...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:44 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" "Gallups Has Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo
Replies: 10938
Views: 661091

Re: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" - "They Have Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Z

I think we Obots are disrespecting the awesome work of Commander Zullo and his team of investigators in the Cold Case Posse. Despite our best endeavors, all our enquiries, not one shred of evidence has escaped from the archives of the Posse. They have maintained absolute confidentiality, never once ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:45 am
Forum: Other Fringe Groups & Individuals
Topic: Round-Earth Deniers: The Great Balloon Project
Replies: 203
Views: 20323

Re: Round-Earth Deniers: The Great Balloon Project

A quote by an early aircraft designer I've always found amusing: https://www.wingsofhistory.org/pietenpol-air-camper/ “It would have flown if I’d had known how to fly it. Luckily I didn’t.” I saw a program on PBS a few weeks ago about early fliers. It mentioned a guy in central England called Percy...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:20 am
Forum: Other Fringe Groups & Individuals
Topic: Round-Earth Deniers: The Great Balloon Project
Replies: 203
Views: 20323

Re: Round-Earth Deniers: The Great Balloon Project

If you make a homemade airplane (which a surprisingly large amount of people do), a guy from the FAA comes out, inspects it pretty carefully and gives you some sort of paperwork saying it is airworthy. I have to assume that didn't happen here. An interesting take I once read on the Wright brothers ...
by Sam the Centipede
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:02 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Anthony Williams, Private Attorney General
Replies: 1104
Views: 97340

Re: Anthony Williams, Private Attorney General

:o :fingerwag: Mr. Williams, Woodworker??

That's Private Attorney General Williams to you, sir! :-D
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:08 am
Forum: Computers & Internet
Topic: Amazon Alexa and its competitors
Replies: 85
Views: 6580

Re: Amazon Alexa and its competitors

IIRC, years ago there was an effort and device to dissuade loitering teens around business establishments by using high audio frequency that teens could hear but adults couldn't. Not so long ago: I think one device was called "The Mosquito". I think they partly foundered because many people asked "...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:07 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" "Gallups Has Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo
Replies: 10938
Views: 661091

Re: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" - "It's in God's Hands Now!" "THIS STORY WILL MORPH" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo

My goodness, Zullo the Clown wrote way more than a book chapter in his butthurt email to Sharon! What does he need Carl for, he should just write his own book! Butt butt butt … there's all the Soupy Sekret Eblidense that he cannot, must not, will not divulge!!! The Chief Commander of the Oh-So-Very...
by Sam the Centipede
Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" "Gallups Has Cheapened The Integrity Of The Investigation" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo
Replies: 10938
Views: 661091

Re: Carl Gallups' "BIG 'PLAN A'" - "It's in God's Hands Now!" "THIS STORY WILL MORPH" Starring Birthers Arpaio & Zullo

That's one giant bucket of years, bob!! I liked this pellet of Sharonshit: The Post & Email notes :boxing: that Zullo has never drawn a connection between the birth-certificate probe and the 22-month investigation conducted by former Special Counsel Robert Mueller into Russian interference in the 20...
by Sam the Centipede
Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:56 pm
Forum: American Culture & Current Events
Topic: New Diseases
Replies: 617
Views: 11526

Re: New Diseases

Most of S. Korea's cases traced to Shincheonji Church. Two of Singapore's hot spots were also churches. :snippity: :think: Have the god-botherers who tell us that bad events are their god's punishment for teh gayz, for abortion, for same-sex marriage, etc. explained why he might now be punishing hi...
by Sam the Centipede
Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:46 am
Forum: Sovereign Citizens, Private Militias, and Citizen Grand Juries
Topic: Gavin Seim
Replies: 8603
Views: 541378

Re: Gavin Seim

I wondered how Mexico interprets the 30 day rule. My understanding is that for a lot of countries it's 30 days after first entering the country (perhaps not exactly first entering in the applicant's lifetime, but first entering on that visit). PatagoniaGirl's linked copy of the law says: Artículo 18...
by Sam the Centipede
Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: ▼▲Houston, we have a problem ...
Replies: 203
Views: 21416

Re: ▼▲Houston, we have a problem ...

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