Fogbow

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This is just 2016 all over again. The media is chasing Trump around, televising every bit of manure coming out of his mouth. He's already gotten more free publicity than any normal candidate has ever gotten and we are barely into the campaign season. So, I don't know what he's complaining about. As...

We have 3 skips - dark green for rubbish, blue for recyclables, and light green for yard waste. The trucks always pick up the dark green, and then alternative weeks for the other two. We have a very long driveway, and I have to skip those suckers more'n a hundred meters to the curb kerb pick up loca...

Oh, that's my trash can.

Yeah, we don't skip. We have dumpsters.

He's really going to enjoy opening statements.

Defendant: I object your honor. This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham. I move for a mistrial, do you realize there is not a single homosexual on that jury. Juror: Yes there is. Defendant: Really, which one is it, is it the big one a...

I blame the judge. Why do I need to know that one of the jurors is an oncologist, or that two of them are attorneys? Today he told the media to use common sense. Yeah, that's what Jesse Watters is all about, is using common sense. Jeazess H. Kreist. I am disgust.

You've already taught him, Judge, that he can get away with anything.

You asked for this, and here it comes.

Man, who knew you have to rake the forests in Jackson, Mississippi?

It's been a few years since a big tree came down in our yard, and luckily it missed the house (because it was a BIG oak).

Yeah, Maybenaut is a sooper strong personality, and she's with her husband, so ordinarily I would not be seriously worried about her. She's as capable as they get. But now I'm wondering, what can she find that she can eat? Remember, she has that terrible alpha gal disease and she can't eat meat. I h...

No, and I fear for her. But then, I feared for Zekeb and he turned up among the living, so

April 20th is a) Hitler's birthday and b) National Marijuana Day. Perfect day for a Fogbow Meetup.

I think Judge Engoron will figure this out on Earth Day. That might be a really entertaining court hearing.

Yikes!

Every Sunday morning, one of the forum maintenance chores I do is reboot my server, which takes us offline briefly, but the tech I talked to this morning said it's a good idea to reboot my server once a week or every two weeks, whatever. I do other maintenance chores, too also. Except last week and ...

My, you certainly have an exciting life!

My KJV is a beautifully written work of art. I just don't believe it is an accurate description of reality. But it influenced my family for countless generations, mostly (I think) for the better. My father's faith is undeniably strong, and he uses it only for good. I wonder, when we have true Artifi...

He should get out of the house this weekend, go cheat his way through a couple relaxing rounds of golf, maybe sit around the pool or even swim (no photos, por favor). He should be nice to himself, and take care for himself, since nobody else cares, boo hoo. Oh, and he should whine nonstop on Trooth ...

Yeah, it's not over yet. The doctor threw up his hands and said that he has bounced back so many times already, he could go either way at this point. I'd still like to know how he got COVID-19 in a skilled nursing facility. It isn't like he's been carousing the nightclubs without a mask. I take way ...

Yeah, I forgotted why I got rid of those. Probably because we had a revolt when Musk took over Xitter, and we also too had lots of angry at Zark Muckerberg. Fogbow was suddenly anti-social-media. I quit Xitter and Faceplant totally myself, but that's not a good reason. I think I have to update the e...

Yeah, and Bush v. Gore wasn't exactly recent, being a quarter century ago. I give up.

Are you telling me that for $6,000 my dog doesn't even get to sniff another dog's butt? He's a dog, okay? He doesn't want no warm lavender-scented refreshment towels, he wants to snoof another dog's butt! Where's the luxury service?

We have to remember that the Bible was written by people so primitive, they didn't even have toilet paper. We just know a lot more about the Earth and the Universe than those folks did.