Fogbow

Darn it.

Happy Earth Day, peeps. The five most abundant elements in the crust of the planet are oxygen, silicon, aluminum, iron, and calcium. In seawater, the top 5 are hydrogen, oxygen, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium.

Yeah, but the worst thing about these idiots is that they were so monomaniacal about their stupid beliefs that it seriously warped them. They ended up deciding that hundreds and hundreds of judges, including the Supremes, were all corrupt and evil. They decided that both houses of Congress and all 5...

You should tell her that she's paying you. Her tax dollars at work. :mrgreen: Sharon and Charles are still angry at me for rubbing their noses in the dirt, so I can't even get a comment through moderation. I haven't tried for years, I mean, I have other things to do. Charles kept demanding I write m...

Tomorrow is the day we learn more about this bond. :waiting: I suspect Trump’s attorneys will not have an expert in NY bond practice, so Ms. James might have the only expert in the field. Trump’s lawyers will doubtless bring on some functionary of the trust company to tell the judge how solid the bo...

Oh, that's wonderful news. I'm so glad.

At the height of the open enrollment period, ol' Wifehorn and I generate dozens of printed pages every day, which go into our permanent client files. We're not paperless, but we can document everything that ever happened on a client's insurance. We desperately need an ink tank printer that doesn't b...

I'm only grumpy some of the time.

Yeah, and I have three skips already, which I shall regard as a starter set. It's healthy for an elderly gentleman to skip along with his skips up and down the 100 meter driveway once a week. There's even a song! 🎶 Skip, skip, skip to my Lou, Skip, skip, skip to my Lou, Skip, skip, skip to my Lou, S...

We have an Epson wide format ink tank printer Ol' Wifehorn bought one of those. Six weeks later it got a paper jam. That can't be fixed by the consumer. I won't tell a long story, but we will never buy an Epson product again. Ever. It isn't even a good paperweight. :blackeye: So we got most of our ...

Congratulations!

This is just 2016 all over again. The media is chasing Trump around, televising every bit of manure coming out of his mouth. He's already gotten more free publicity than any normal candidate has ever gotten and we are barely into the campaign season. So, I don't know what he's complaining about. As...

We have 3 skips - dark green for rubbish, blue for recyclables, and light green for yard waste. The trucks always pick up the dark green, and then alternative weeks for the other two. We have a very long driveway, and I have to skip those suckers more'n a hundred meters to the curb kerb pick up loca...

Oh, that's my trash can.

Yeah, we don't skip. We have dumpsters.

He's really going to enjoy opening statements.

Defendant: I object your honor. This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham. I move for a mistrial, do you realize there is not a single homosexual on that jury. Juror: Yes there is. Defendant: Really, which one is it, is it the big one a...

I blame the judge. Why do I need to know that one of the jurors is an oncologist, or that two of them are attorneys? Today he told the media to use common sense. Yeah, that's what Jesse Watters is all about, is using common sense. Jeazess H. Kreist. I am disgust.

You've already taught him, Judge, that he can get away with anything.

You asked for this, and here it comes.

Man, who knew you have to rake the forests in Jackson, Mississippi?

It's been a few years since a big tree came down in our yard, and luckily it missed the house (because it was a BIG oak).

Yeah, Maybenaut is a sooper strong personality, and she's with her husband, so ordinarily I would not be seriously worried about her. She's as capable as they get. But now I'm wondering, what can she find that she can eat? Remember, she has that terrible alpha gal disease and she can't eat meat. I h...

No, and I fear for her. But then, I feared for Zekeb and he turned up among the living, so

April 20th is a) Hitler's birthday and b) National Marijuana Day. Perfect day for a Fogbow Meetup.