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bob wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:03 am I saw on the Twitter machine that the defendant may attend the graduation ceremony.

Which basically means he now has to attend the graduation ceremony.

I expect the elderly Fart Rip Van Winkle guy to now whine that the judge is forcing him to attend the graduation

I don't know if they should be using the words naked and short in such close proximity while the current New York trial in ongoing.

This stock is more diluted than the gene pool at a Trump rally

Trump wasn't napping. He was demonstrating his encounter with Stormy after the first minute.

When this reaches the mid-teens, Matt Gaetz will swoop in and buy up some shares

This stock is going down like an Idaho Senator in a Minnesota airport restroom

MsDaisy 2 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 10:12 am

neonzx wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 10:03 am Was not John McCain born "off base"? I seem to recall that as an issue during the Obama nbc crisis.

Yep in Panama. We lived there too.

I think in a 4-0 decision in 1984 McCain was declared a model citizen.

The Honorable David Lee Roth Presiding

I'm guessing you won't need to have an understanding of GAAP to graduate from the American Academy.

He thinks GAAP is somewhere you don't try to shop in a small town.

Did they have to put a booster seat in the witness chair for Jr. or is he in a highchair? I can't believe the Deep state is taking aim at mere children.

All these people that delivered coffee to Trump pleading guilty. Willis is shutting down an entire Starbucks here. Is that the one where Eric Holder hangs out when fixing cases against Orly? Yeah. It's between the Denny's where the American Grand Juries convene and the Seven-11 with the copy machin...

All these people that delivered coffee to Trump pleading guilty. Willis is shutting down an entire Starbucks here.

Is there an admission of which Denny's the fake electors met?

The Jesus drawing is fake news as it depicts Jesus as more bigly yuge that the Donald.

Trump raised his tiny hand in the courtroom for permission to say this to the Judge's face, but of course the Judge didn't see said tiny hand before the bone spurs started acting up.

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:34 pm This belongs in the jokes thread!

Looks like he has it open somewhere around Ezekial 23:20.

Now that the early birds have been severed, they can use the coffee boy defense - "I don't even know who this Trump fella is. Maybe he brought me coffee once."

On a lighter note, I have been playing with Character.AI. I put together a 10 character chat (11 if you count me), that included our leader Foggy (Foghorn Leghorn). He almost got into a physical altercation with some Disney Princesses before I intervened and asked if Walter White was related to Snow...

Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:33 pm Oh god, do not make him a martyr. My least favorite way for him to shuffle off da coil.

Unfortunately, we have already retained Ronald McDonald as the hitman.

He claims 6' 3" and 215 pounds

I hope Donny Two Scoops doesn't forget to bring along certified copies of his long form birth certificate, bankruptcy discharges, and tax returns dating back to the Watergate era. Don't want there to be any complications during the processing.

I've placed my bet for the under on the height and the over on the weight.

Donny "Two Scoops' Trump may have to admit to the lower back tattoo that he got for Stormy.

I have also have the George Carlin Supplemental kit with my Go Bag

Since this is a witch hunt, maybe they are trying to get agreement on the venue being Salem.

Damn it. Borowitz stoled the framework of my joke