Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

[Dave from down under]

Perhaps that triggered his March health (alcohol poisoning) episode?

[Sam the Centipede]

When danger rears its ugly head, brave Kraptain Karl is there! He fearlessly stands his ground in front of the oppression of the state against his freedumb to opvec around the country! What a guy!

What?!?! Brave Kraptain Karl didn't fearlessly stand his ground?! No! Brave Kraptain Karl ran away!

Is there any chance that the lawfolk of Clark County might impound the opvec … and crush it? And video it? The kraptain could bottle his tears and sell them to his millions of supporters to raise funds to pay his fines, or to buy more cheap booze.

I'd enquire of the military law experts here whether the discipllinary (Militia Police?) arm of the AMFF might execute Clark County's arrest warrant, but I think all active AMFF personnel (other than the brave kraptain) are still at sea with the AMFF Armada, waiting for the right time to land take over the country., including clearing up all the millions of corpses lying around the place as a result of the vaccination campaign.

[Lansdowne]

I think all active AMFF personnel (other than the brave kraptain) are still at sea with the AMFF Armada, waiting for the right time to land take over the country., including clearing up all the millions of corpses lying around the place as a result of the vaccination campaign.

On Dec 27 kkkarl got cited in Moapa (Clark County NV) for driving the opvec with expired plates, revoked driver license, and no proof of insurance. He had a court date Feb 21 and was a no-show so a warrant was issued.

https;//cvpublicaccess.clarkcountynv.gov...za0uGLgCug

Isn't that the sound of the final demise of the Armada? Weren't they heading somewhere in the Bermuda area?

[Sam the Centipede]

Isn't that the sound of the final demise of the Armada? Weren't they heading somewhere in the Bermuda area?

You think the AMFF Armada – Kraptain Karl's wet* dream – will appear in a distant future documentary about disasters in the Bermuda Triangle?

Cue ex-Star Trek or similar actor narrating, in sepulchral tones:
"Long ago, back in 2020s, many spoke in hushed tones of the legendary AMMF Armadillo, a fleet of dozens, some say hundreds, of small craft which set sail from the USA as disease swept the nation. The fleet had many of the strongest, most intelligent people in the country, selflessly working to ensure the future of the country. The plan was to repopulate the ravaged country, to restore its pride, to rebuild its Biblical roots. But not one boat from the fleet ever returned to the shores of North America, not one. And no trace was ever found of the boats or the heroes who crewed them, other than a few incoherent posts on social media. We can never know what sparkling future was lost with them.

Or was this just a dream, a myth, the hope of a despairing people for a brighter future?"
__________
* as in watery

[northland10]

Scir Reeve does not always get here so I will help out and post the latest breaking news from the Kapn. It is a once in a lifetime offer.

Scir Reeve
@scirreeve
Hey ladies - here is a great opportunity to be Karl's slave. Don't pass it up!

[Dave from down under]

He wants boat bunnies!

Eewww

Odds are he wants slaves who will not be missed…

[Estiveo]

Oh, and ladies? A BevMo membership and a credit card with a high limit is a plus.

[RTH10260]

Has anyone ever seen the floatation device the Capt claims to own

[Estiveo]

Has anyone ever seen the floatation device the Capt claims to own

s-l1200.webp (21.22 KiB) Viewed 60 times

[scirreeve]

I of course haven't seen it in person but he has posted a buttload of pics of it online. Here is one.

Capture.JPG (49.21 KiB) Viewed 59 times

[northland10]

Um, that is not large.

[realist]

Not exactly a “large luxury yacht.”

One or two should fill the “berths and cabins.”

In second take, perhaps three or four.

[scirreeve]

Inside his boat shot featuring DOL and a sailing book written just for Karl (arrow mine).

Capture.JPG (60.51 KiB) Viewed 39 times

[scirreeve]

Another pic - Kapn inside his boat. I'll stop now - there are a PLETHORA of pics on his FB page.

Capture.JPG (98.18 KiB) Viewed 31 times

[Estiveo]

Has Karl ever mentioned a traumatic brain injury?

Estiveo_20240514_213152.jpg (102.26 KiB) Viewed 30 times

[Dave from down under]

Old gang tat?

Mark of the beast?

Hit his head of the way down to the cabin?

[Estiveo]

Got hit by the boom while tacking to port?

[Dave from down under]

Got hit by the boom while tacking to port?

That assumes he had ever raised the sail..