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Woah. Four Weather Alerts are in effect.
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Could it be ATM skimming?

· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Conspiracy to commit (felony)
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Theft- less than $300
· Theft- less than $300
· Theft- less than $300
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Lifted momma's credit card and car keys, with his bud, along with a really bad fake ID to go get himself some alcohol,,,,?
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pipistrelle wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 6:23 am Could it be ATM skimming?

· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Conspiracy to commit (felony)
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Theft- less than $300
· Theft- less than $300
· Theft- less than $300
"Financial device" just means a credit or debit card. Just based on the charges I'd say he was door checking cars for wallets, purses, and loose change.
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Looks like he did 3 cars and he got a kid to do the 4th car.

His mamma dung brung him up after herself
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Suranis wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:59 am Woah. Four Weather Alerts are in effect.
Colorado only had 4? I think at one point we had 5 or 6. My area didn't have the Winter Weather Advisory while sitting in a 70-degree and severe thunderstorm as they did across the lake.
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poplove wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:23 am
Volkonski wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:46 am He's 18. Does he still live with Boebert or her ex?
Not sure who he lives with, but he and his baby mama aren't dating anymore. The whole family needs professional help.

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Volkonski wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:46 am He's 18. Does he still live with Boebert or her ex?
Consider the ex tried to yank the kid's tooth out during their fight, I doubt he'd stay with him.

But then I always wonder why kids who can see their parents are miserable cusses grow up to be miserable cusses themselves. Time-honored tale.
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Ha! As seen elsewhere, sharp witted commentariats offer comic relief -

In a surprising joint press release, Representative Lauren Boebert and her ex-husband, Jayson, commented on the arrest of their son, Tyler, 18: "We're obviously very disappointed in Tyler. We never expected him to be arrested for theft. Public indecency, yes. But not theft."
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Someone needs to investigate the Boebert Crime Family.

I think the kid is winning the most awards for charges, but Lauren wins number of arrests, I believe.
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Oops! Lauren Boebert Rips “Biden Crime Family” Just as Son Is Arrested

https://www.yahoo.com/news/oops-lauren- ... 46062.html

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The 18-year-old son of U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was arrested Tuesday and hit with 22 criminal charges, including several felonies, following a rash of robberies in Rifle, Colorado, an area within the Republican lawmaker’s district.

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Lauren Boebert's 18-year-old son Tyler Boebert arrested, faces five felony charges, police say

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lauren-boe ... ted-tyler/
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I haven't seen anything yet. Has Lauren made a statement about her son's arrest?
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Rolodex wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 11:13 am Someone needs to investigate the Boebert Crime Family.

I think the kid is winning the most awards for charges, but Lauren wins number of arrests, I believe.
Give the child some time. He's young and has not had enough time to get a long list of arrests. Plus, expecting a child to always live up to their parent's success is unfair.
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Volkonski wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:46 pm I haven't seen anything yet. Has Lauren made a statement about her son's arrest?
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He’s been underbussed!!! :faint:
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Dave from down under wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:02 pm He’s been underbussed!!! :faint:
Yep.
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Brandi watched his arraignment live and tweeted.
His parents make plenty of money so this is just being a criminal. I also read somewhere that he and his baby mama aren't together any more. That poor baby.

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Yeah - I read the article where the 16 year old mother of his child isn’t dating him any more..

Good for her and the child.
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I don't know the age of his accomplices, but isn't 18 an adult in Colorado?
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Dave from down under wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:33 pm Yeah - I read the article where the 16 year old mother of his child isn’t dating him any more..

Good for her and the child.
I hate these situations because those two will forever be tied together through that child. Or...Tyler completely abandons them to live his carefree life o' crime, Boebert-style. On one hand, the baby (and baby mama) is probably better off without him, but OTOH, may have daddy abandonment issues. Or the baby may be fine, idk.

Either way, Lauren needs to get her own house in order before trying to do anything in the House. Not being a very good tradwife.
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Rolodex wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:56 pm
Dave from down under wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:33 pm Yeah - I read the article where the 16 year old mother of his child isn’t dating him any more..

Good for her and the child.
I hate these situations because those two will forever be tied together through that child. Or...Tyler completely abandons them to live his carefree life o' crime, Boebert-style. On one hand, the baby (and baby mama) is probably better off without him, but OTOH, may have daddy abandonment issues. Or the baby may be fine, idk.

Either way, Lauren needs to get her own house in order before trying to do anything in the House. Not being a very good tradwife.
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I have only sons (who are both grown), but when I had kids that age, they would not have been allowed to go over to that friend's house. I live in a very heavy gun culture place and when it came to play dates, I spoke up. "We have guns, but they are locked up in a gun safe; I don't even know the combination. the ammo is in another safe that is separate. Do you have any guns in your home that are unsecured? (when they went to someone else's house).

Children are curious, children don't follow rules, boys love guns (I mean my older kid who couldn't even watch Old Yeller bc it made him cry used to eat his pbj's into the shape of a gun), and kids are not supervised closely every minute they're playing with a friend. I'd rather make someone feel uncomfortable or think I'm weird than bury my kid.

I wonder if CPS is concerned about this family that seems to always be having scrapes with the law.
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