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When he visited a small town here in Alabama after a tornado, he signed Bibles. But WTAF

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
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:brickwallsmall: :brickwallsmall: :brickwallsmall:
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For the low low price of $59.99 plus tax and shipping and handling.
https://godblesstheusabible.com/
This Bible also features a copy of:
Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
The US Constitution
The Bill of Rights
The Declaration of Independence
The Pledge of Allegiance
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If you buy five, you get a free pair of gold sneakers. Act now!
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It's like a theocrat starter kit. The more advanced versions will have everything in one book.
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Missing - the Scousen abridged shirt pocket version of the Constitution :twisted:
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Featuring Two Corinthians :brickwallsmall: :brickwallsmall:
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jemcanada2 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:13 pm Featuring Two Corinthians :brickwallsmall: :brickwallsmall:
speaking of Corinthians:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics ... r-BB1kzANP
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Do the Trump Bibles have passages on his cruci-fiction?
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RTH10260 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:11 pm Missing - the Scousen abridged shirt pocket version of the Constitution :twisted:
It would not surprise me if the Skousen version is the one that comes with this theocracy kit.
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jemcanada2 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:13 pm Featuring Two Corinthians :brickwallsmall: :brickwallsmall:
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
Edit: Yes, I remember that from before.
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Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time. This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.
Large print, slim design? Did they leave out some parts, like the ones about feeding my sheep and loving thy neighbor and thou shalt not commit adultery?
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northland10 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:39 pm
Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time. This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.
Large print, slim design? Did they leave out some parts, like the ones about feeding my sheep and loving thy neighbor and thou shalt not commit adultery?
This might be the version that includes the 12th commandment "You Shall Honor Your Favorite President by Never Touching Him with Matters of Court." Or something.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.

- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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There will never be a bottom.
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northland10 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:34 pm
jemcanada2 wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:13 pm Featuring Two Corinthians :brickwallsmall: :brickwallsmall:
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
Edit: Yes, I remember that from before.
:lol: :lol:
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AndyinPA wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:50 pm There will never be a bottom.
BUT... But... but... when they dig the hole deep enough to come out in Peking and shake hands with BFF Xi :think: :?: ;)
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If you haven’t watched this, it is laugh out loud funny. tfg talks about it being his favorite book, etc. :thumbsup: :lol:
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They had a fun chat on this on Deadline WH, and also noted a clapback from Liz Cheney. Anyone on Twitter want to find it and post the link here?
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Happy Holy Week?


Diana Butler Bass wrote:Also, "Happy Holy Week" is pretty much the most theologically ignorant thing it is possible to say.

You say, "I wish you a meaningful Holy Week" or "a blessed Holy Week." But never, never "Happy."

"Happy" doesn't happen until Easter.

So he's not read the book he's grifting
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I love Diana Butler Bass. She has a good blog as well as being a good follow on twitter.
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It was a Good Friday. It was a GREAT Friday. The best Friday Jesus ever had. Believe me, I know! And the dinner! They had the most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen.
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Yeah, someone wrote a song about a Great Friday...
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:dance: :clap:
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much ado wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:50 pm Yeah, someone wrote a song about a Great Friday...
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Oy, brain reboot required
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Has everybody heard about the bird?
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