Ha. Yep. Linda Ronstadt and Emmy Lou Harris look nothing like my favorite album covers from the 70's. Totally wierd.
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Doc @DocAtCDI wrote: A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
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Re the Jesus thing: I have a vague recollection of reading that some non/anti-Christians named Jesus as Jesus ben Pantera, implying he was the natural son of a Roman soldier called Pantera (= tiger?). I have no idea whether they had any basis at all for that conjecture, I wasn't curious as it doesn't bother me one way or the other.
AH HA!! A quick search on the web and Wikipedia tells me stuff, with some decoration removed:
AH HA!! A quick search on the web and Wikipedia tells me stuff, with some decoration removed:
So the cartoon is hardly original!Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera (c. 22 BC – AD 40) was a Roman-Phoenician soldier born in Sidon, whose tombstone was found in Bingerbrück, Germany, in 1859. A historical connection from this soldier to Jesus has long been hypothesized by numerous scholars, based on the claim of the ancient Greek philosopher Celsus, who, according to Christian writer Origen in his Against Celsus, was the author of a work entitled The True Word.
Celsus' work was lost but, in Origen's account of it, Jesus was depicted as the result of an affair between his mother Mary and a Roman soldier. He said she was "convicted of adultery and had a child by a certain soldier named Panthera".
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Unfortunately this isn’t a joke, but the people stupid enough to believe it are jokes!
Trumpers are so dumb
They will believe anything
Morans, one and all
I’ve composed an original haiku to celebrate the stupidity of Trumpers. Trumpers are so dumb
They will believe anything
Morans, one and all
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Satire.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:17 am Unfortunately this isn’t a joke, but the people stupid enough to believe it are jokes!
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I’ve composed an original haiku to celebrate the stupidity of Trumpers.
Trumpers are so dumb
They will believe anything
Morans, one and all
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kid-rock-aldean-tour/
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Total satire, but it’s got some aspirational MAGAts believing it.
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OMG, that sign was real, well, until the Staples closed sometime between 2019 and 2021, according to Google Street View in Anderson, SC. Now Kohl's HomeGoods Dicks.
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From Twitter -
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're.
There so stupid.
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@Dadsaysjokes
I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're.
There so stupid.
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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https://x.com/SundaeDivine/status/17644 ... 74834?s=20
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 @SundaeDivine wrote: If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
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It's a nursery rhyme. Arby's is known for...roast beef.Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:35 pmSo, for this Yurpean, can you or raison d.a. clarify further, please? I see it's Arbey's, I recognize the brand but know little more, so I'm missing context.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Little_Piggy
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Ok, thanks, I know the nursery rhyme (I remember it from being a child!) and I didn't know that Arby's is famous for today beef (I'm not USaian!).
So is that the entire joke? I was expecting something more intricate and political? Of course, this is the "jokes" thread – I probably left my brain in the "Political Toons" thread.
Apologies if I crashed the joke. My late ma used to do that.
So is that the entire joke? I was expecting something more intricate and political? Of course, this is the "jokes" thread – I probably left my brain in the "Political Toons" thread.
Apologies if I crashed the joke. My late ma used to do that.
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I learned a different line in the children's poem,
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home.
Nothing about roast beef. I didn't get it, either.
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home.
Nothing about roast beef. I didn't get it, either.
She was drinking some dreadful vegetable smoothie
concoction that looked like minced caterpillars.
concoction that looked like minced caterpillars.