I'M RETIRING. GOODBYE SUCKERS!

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Post by GreatGrey » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:55 am

Seems legit. Azreybadzhan
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:03 am

How speshul!!!


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Post by Suranis » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:39 am

She looks like she might have a giant Iateeva!


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Post by GreatGrey » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:12 pm

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Post by RTH10260 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:41 pm

:rotflmao:



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Post by neonzx » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:52 pm

As a side, the winner of that $1.5 BILLION Mega Millions jackpot from October has still not come forward.
If the money isn’t claimed by late April, the $1.5 billion will return to the 44 states that hold Mega Millions lotteries. South Carolina’s total from that pot would add up to $11.2 million, which would go into the state’s education fund.

But that would be a step down in how much money the state could collect from a winner coming forward. Tony Cooper, chief operating officer of the S.C. Education Lottery, estimated South Carolina would collect about $70 million in state taxes as part of a payout.
Because S.C. is one of the states which permits lottery winners to remain anonymous, I'm assuming the ticket got misplaced/lost before the drawing and the winner never even checked the numbers. :violin:


To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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Post by GreatGrey » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:58 pm

neonzx wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:52 pm
As a side, the winner of that $1.5 BILLION Mega Millions jackpot from October has still not come forward.
If the money isn’t claimed by late April, the $1.5 billion will return to the 44 states that hold Mega Millions lotteries. South Carolina’s total from that pot would add up to $11.2 million, which would go into the state’s education fund.

But that would be a step down in how much money the state could collect from a winner coming forward. Tony Cooper, chief operating officer of the S.C. Education Lottery, estimated South Carolina would collect about $70 million in state taxes as part of a payout.
Because S.C. is one of the states which permits lottery winners to remain anonymous, I'm assuming the ticket got misplaced/lost before the drawing and the winner never even checked the numbers. :violin:
That’s a twist I hadn’t thought of.


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Post by neonzx » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:42 am

FINALLY

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/03/05/1po ... olina.html
Lottery officials announced that a South Carolina resident had stepped forward to claim the $1.5 billion Mega Millions jackpot from last October.

It was the largest jackpot payout to a single winner in U.S. history.

The winner elected to remain anonymous.


To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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Post by HeatherGray » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:48 am

neonzx wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:42 am
FINALLY

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/03/05/1po ... olina.html
Lottery officials announced that a South Carolina resident had stepped forward to claim the $1.5 billion Mega Millions jackpot from last October.

It was the largest jackpot payout to a single winner in U.S. history.

The winner elected to remain anonymous.
I imagine the person was thinking "Well, since it's still not claimed, I should probably find those tickets I bought last October." And then just standing there for five minutes trying not to hyperventilate after reading the number.

Good decision on staying anonymous.



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