George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
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Sorry...... George ...Who.?
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I've been saying that for a while now....orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:00 am RDA, thanks for posting that Kitara hit! Kitara doesn't know who HARVEY MILK is? I'm going to need to see proof that the boy is even gay.
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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He's gay-ish!Frater I*I wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:38 pmI've been saying that for a while now....orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:00 am RDA, thanks for posting that Kitara hit! Kitara doesn't know who HARVEY MILK is? I'm going to need to see proof that the boy is even gay.
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neonzx wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:41 pmHe's gay-ish!Frater I*I wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:38 pmI've been saying that for a while now....orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:00 am RDA, thanks for posting that Kitara hit! Kitara doesn't know who HARVEY MILK is? I'm going to need to see proof that the boy is even gay.
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
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Gay-ish, goy-ish and guy-ish, quite a trifuckedupa.
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He says he's gay, so he isn't. End. Of. Story.
The last thing I want to see is proof that anyone is gay.
Sex is not a spectator sport, for me. YMMV, of course.
The last thing I want to see is proof that anyone is gay.
Sex is not a spectator sport, for me. YMMV, of course.
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Web statistics argue other wise.
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It would seem that web porn providers aren't keeping up with demand.
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I would think that the only people who really should care if he (or others) are gay are those who want to date him (or others). It would seem a helpful piece of info to avoid barking up the wrong tree though my knowledge of dating and relationships is extremely limited so YMWV.
However, IMHO, he has already provided enough reason for disqualification before even getting to whatever preference he is currently claiming.
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Sure, the unique thing about him is the amount and degree of lying. But I just assume that anything he says on any subject is automatically false, unless proven otherwise by solid evidence. Anything.
And that was before people started saying they wanted to see proof of him being gay.
No, if Kitara says he is gay, I instantly believe these two things:
1) it's irrelevant, so he's only saying it for the same reason he said he was Jewish - he thought it would get him votes from quasi-liberal New York Republicans, and
2) he was lying, and he's about as gay as I am. "Oh, but he has a husband," said ol' Wifehorn. Do you know that I myself could fake being gay, if I wasn't married to you, Ms. Annoying Lady? It wouldn't take a lot of money, not if I had grifted $700,000 and had a little bit of it to hire someone to play husband.
But I'm good with just my assumptions.
I don't want to see proof of anyone else's sexuality, thankyouverymuch.
And that was before people started saying they wanted to see proof of him being gay.
No, if Kitara says he is gay, I instantly believe these two things:
1) it's irrelevant, so he's only saying it for the same reason he said he was Jewish - he thought it would get him votes from quasi-liberal New York Republicans, and
2) he was lying, and he's about as gay as I am. "Oh, but he has a husband," said ol' Wifehorn. Do you know that I myself could fake being gay, if I wasn't married to you, Ms. Annoying Lady? It wouldn't take a lot of money, not if I had grifted $700,000 and had a little bit of it to hire someone to play husband.
But I'm good with just my assumptions.
I don't want to see proof of anyone else's sexuality, thankyouverymuch.
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It’s not a special notation on your man card, like motorcycle on a drivers license?
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George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
he's a compulsive Liar. That means he lies even then he does not have to, and about stupid stuff. Its all about hm proving he is smarter than everyone else, and arrogantly believing he can yammer his way out of everything and fool everyone with his cleverness.
So, ya, I wouldn't believe a single thing he says about himself. No matter what it is.
"He's so gay he's probably straight" is a thing out there.
So, ya, I wouldn't believe a single thing he says about himself. No matter what it is.
"He's so gay he's probably straight" is a thing out there.
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“Man Card”. Snarksaurus entry!Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:56 pm It’s not a special notation on your man card, like motorcycle on a drivers license?
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Not sure we can claim "man card" as original. That did not start on Fogbow.Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:24 am“Man Card”. Snarksaurus entry!Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:56 pm It’s not a special notation on your man card, like motorcycle on a drivers license?
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NSFW. Somebunny broke into his new car.
George Santos @MrSantosNY wrote: FUCK YOU! @NYCMayor
You need to resign in disgrace you fucking asshole!
I’m so done playing nice!
Having your car broken into is a freaking terrible feeling I can’t even describe it properly!
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Welcome to life in any modestly populated city. Grow up.
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Yowser. Gurl having one of her meltdowns. Can I offer her some Skittles?
How does she have a BRAND NEW car?? I thought she got fired?
How does she have a BRAND NEW car?? I thought she got fired?
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With any luck this drama queen will get the opportunity to experience how law enforcement, the justice system, and the penal service, works when they have a slam-dunk case against a serial criminal
If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Does he think the mayor is out personally patrolling the streets? And if that's the absolute worst thing he's been through.....I just have no words. Does he not know insurance will cover the damage?
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My brand new car was broken into when we stayed at La Quinta in Tampa for an oncology follow-up. Yes, it was annoying. We had to drive 2-1/2 hours home on the interstate with no passenger window and were out $600 for replacement. Still haven't bothered to add the tint.
But I wasn't mad at the mayor or the cops. I was a bit peeved when I found out new management fired the security guard and never bothered to install security lights or cameras. All I asked for was a comp room for his next appointment*. But that's just me.
*turns out we didn't need the comp room. So count your damn blessing, girlfriend.
But I wasn't mad at the mayor or the cops. I was a bit peeved when I found out new management fired the security guard and never bothered to install security lights or cameras. All I asked for was a comp room for his next appointment*. But that's just me.
*turns out we didn't need the comp room. So count your damn blessing, girlfriend.
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Kitara is all done playing nice. This is a whole new Kitara. Instead of a gay, lying grifter and ripoff artist, he's a gay, lying grifter and ripoff artist who's pissed off. Can't wait to see him inaction. That's not a tyop.
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Dear George Washington Soros Santos, I have a question for you, just asking for a friend:
What did you do in Congress to alleviate criminality in the state you represented
What did you do in Congress to alleviate criminality in the state you represented
George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
Tell us how you really feel.
At least George didn't insert a borrowed infant during his airing of grievances this time.