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Are trump's chaps made from the leather of one of Nunes' cows?
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Suranis wrote:
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If I hadn't seen the house she lived in, I would have thought this was a photo from one of the billboards one sees around here occasionally showing a photo of someone who has been abusing meth.

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Seen in a vintage shop. Ouch.
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:thumbs: Good one!
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Random comment:
First they came for my bare feet, and I did not speak out — because I wore shoes.

Then they came for my bare chest, and I did not speak out — because I wore a shirt.

Then they came for my bare mouth, and I did not speak out — because I wore a mask.

Then they came to deny services — and no one needed to speak out for me, because I realized that public health entities and private businesses can mandate certain hygienic rules to be a part of a safe functioning society, especially during a global pandemic.
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Never be the guy in the red shirt

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An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar.



I’m just kidding, they know better.
I've heard this bull before.

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Those of you who said you'd rather die than vote for Hillary.....
Well, here we are.

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Globe and Mail, opinion.
There is more in the article.
It should be my right to drive my car with my eyes closed. Who am I hurting, really?
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July 8 at 7:00 AM ET
Inspired by the bravery of the now-infamous Toronto woman who refused to wear a mask in hospital while seeking treatment for a suspected broken finger (You slay queen! But, uh, figuratively, of course) I would like to bring attention to another inconvenience that has similarly sacrificed individual freedoms at the altar of “public good.”
I am, frankly, fed-up with so-called experts telling me that I cannot drive on the highway with my eyes closed. It’s enough. Freedom should not be conditional on the fickle opinions of city planners, or occupational health and safety specialists, or my auto-insurance provider. It should be my right, as a free citizen, to close my eyes and daydream about picking up food from that taco place by my house as I merge into traffic on the 400-series highways. If you tasted their refried beans, I’m sure you would understand what I’m saying.
All of these people I see driving with their eyes open nowadays are but mere sheep, flocking mindlessly to the latest popular, virtue-signalling gesture. Or else they’re pitiful weaklings, living in a chronic state of fear about the world and the traffic around them. Who could live like that? :snippity:

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If Trump was a stopped clock he still wouldn't be right twice a day.

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The modern way to teach science...
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... and now let's conduct an experiment: you will split into tow groups. Half of you will wears masks, stay at home and only come to school every other day, you will be seated at six foot distance, and promise to social distance yourself. You are now dismissed for a day of online learning. The other group will now start the day by hugging your buddies cause you can stay at school and share the room in close proximity, no stupid face masks will restrict your breathing. Both groups will blog their health status. In two weeks we will meet and compare the results, and in two months we will meet with the coronavirus survivors ;)

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Maybe too true to be funny.
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