Coronavirus Humor

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I love the poorly educated!!!

Kevin McCarthy: Paul Ryan playing with a head injury -- Jon Lovett

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TexasFilly wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:08 am
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Stopped off at the bar for a couple drinks with the guys after work. 🚫
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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SELF-QUARANTINED: THE ADULT ACTIVITY BOOK
Hot off the digital presses, a new activity book for adults in quarantine. Includes fun activities such a DIY Toilet Paper, Cardi B Letter Trace, a crossword puzzle, and more.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sel ... ivity-book
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Well I'll be damned.

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NYT Daily Briefing wrote:Our Opinion desk compiled a collection of recent artwork, from Lisbon to Los Angeles, that riffs in mostly whimsical ways on how the pandemic has changed our lives. The collection includes graphic novels; an emotional diagram that vaguely resembles a paint catalog; and sketches of coronavirus-specific “products,” like a “hand holding extender” prosthesis that keeps germs at bay.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/202 ... s-art.html

Note: it's one huge long webpage to scroll down (on an anoing dark background imho ymmv)

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GreatGrey wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:35 pm
Close your eyes & listen
Absolutely splendid. Thank you.

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There's a new cryptocurrency: toilet paper

It's called buttcoin.

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neonzx wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:39 am
TexasFilly wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:08 am
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Stopped off at the bar for a couple drinks with the guys after work. 🚫
I don't have time to clean my house.
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Not sure if this is funny or sad but it's a true story.

I just heated up some soup, then couldn't find the damn bowl. I'd put it, paper towel and all, back into the fridge. Told Hubs I was losing my mind.

He said he saw it dart past him, making a break for the front door.
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I'd start looking for your glasses and TV remote too.

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When Sprout was a baby my online handle was mommybrain, on accounta how sleep deprived and dopey I was all the time. In my crowd, we used the term to excuse a mistake or faux pas. ‘Oops, Sorry, mommybrain.”

I chose our pediatrician after an intensive search based both on our initial interview and how enthusiastically he supported my desire to breast feed. Surprisingly, no other pediatrician was supportive. He gave me a formula to mix up involving powdered goats milk, vitamin E, and folic acid, among other things. I didn’t mind it at the time, this time-intensive method of feeding my child. It’s just what I had to do. I discovered Dr. Fleiss had co-invented, with one of his patients, the LactAid device that I decided to use, and that cinched it. He was a very good doctor.

One day, after mixing the formula and trying to do seven things at once, I had an armful of things to put away on the way to bed. I put my shoes in the fridge and the formula container on the floor of my closet and took a nap with Sprout.

Mr520’s face when he came in with my shoes was priceless. “Dinner?” :shock:
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kate520 wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:59 pm
Mr520’s face when he came in with my shoes was priceless. “Dinner?” :shock:
I would have probably said "So, we having Sole for dinner?" :mrgreen:
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Virus humor or no?
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"So, we having Sole for dinner?" :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"man who shoots faster than his shadow"


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:lol: stealing that.
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To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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If you don’t laugh, you cry: Coping with virus through humor

BOSTON (AP) — Neil Diamond posts a fireside rendition of “Sweet Caroline” with its familiar lyrics tweaked to say, “Hands ... washing hands.” A news anchor asks when social distancing will end because “my husband keeps trying to get into the house.” And a sign outside a neighborhood church reads: “Had not planned on giving up quite this much for Lent.”

Are we allowed to chuckle yet? We’d better, psychologists and humorists say. Laughter can be the best medicine, they argue, so long as it’s within the bounds of good taste. And in a crisis, it can be a powerful coping mechanism.

“It’s more than just medicine. It’s survival,” said Erica Rhodes, a Los Angeles comedian.
https://apnews.com/7d86ffc9a7737e8f7b98a0492f850589
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BUT... But... but.... I.N.A.G.U.R.A.T.I.O.N :twisted:

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I am not "someone upthread".
Trump needs to be smashed into some kind of inedible orange pâté.

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This is one of the best things I've seen ever!

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