Oh my, you don't know, do you?Orlylicious wrote: ↑Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:07 pm There are rumors that the 699th parachuted into Kentucky and did a fly over at a Bevin rally at potty time. The 699th continues it's winning streak! Thank you Lt Root Beer and your compatriots for this major victory... root beers for all!
The Imperial Illuminati Air Force is based at Illuminati World Headquarters, which is of course in beautiful Down Town Argillite, 41121.

Everyone knows that a small group of invisible elites secretly meet behind closed doors in a smoke filler room to rule the world from behind the scenes. Few know where the actual smoke filled room is located, though...

Also, the site of the Annual Illuminati Company Picnic!

There are rumors that security, provided by elite flying wiener dogs, is tight for the monthly Bark Box delivery, when the Puperoni Rations are hidden and where Colonel Chili Dog oversees operations in person. But all sources for that kind of thing are, of course, anonymous...
