Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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Re: Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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Post by Orlylicious » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:42 pm

That Will Sommer article is worth reading in its entirety, they are ruining these innocent people's reputations. Those Google results for Newaldass will never go away. They should be arrested for fraud and malicious intent if these kids didn't know what they were walking in to.
Newaldass insists that he had never heard of Harris before the press conference. And on that front, he isn’t alone—12 percent of respondents in a Morning Consult poll this month said they had never heard of the senator. After researching Harris, Newaldass said he’s now likely to vote for her presidential bid.

Newaldass said the ruse especially stings because, like Harris, Newaldass is of mixed Indian and Caribbean ancestry.

“That’s what’s hurtful, because I’m hurting my own ethnicity,” Newaldass said.
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Post by neonzx » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:36 pm

Orlylicious wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:42 pm
That Will Sommer article is worth reading in its entirety, they are ruining these innocent people's reputations.
I feel for them just a little. Offered an easy payday (without pay in the end). Google would have been their friend. Alas.
Kinda like that pile of dog poop we've all stepped in and felt shame and embarrassment after.

You learn and don't ( hopefully ) step / make the same mistake again.
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:39 pm

At Pelosi's age I would surprised if she didn't use drugs, any number in fact, regularly, all of them properly prescribed for her by her doctor and issued through a pharmacy and filled by a pharmacist. Sounds like the boys are getting desperate.
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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:55 pm

I was only off by one smear when it came to predicting going after Adam Schiff next.

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Post by neonzx » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:11 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:55 pm
I was only off by one smear when it came to predicting going after Adam Schiff next.
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Post by Foggy » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:36 am

I always did wonder who was Nancy's personal drug dealer. :daydream:
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Post by neonzx » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:53 am

Foggy wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:36 am
I always did wonder who was Nancy's personal drug dealer. :daydream:
I always wonder when felony drug dealers hold press conferences to announce their supposed crimes. :daydream:

What TV show pilot is this one for?
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Post by pipistrelle » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:01 am

Meh. Why not a long-term affair between Schiff and Pelosi? Or a long-term lesbian relationship between Pelosi and a 17-year-old girl associated with MS-13?

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Post by neonzx » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:08 am

pipistrelle wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:01 am
Meh. Why not a long-term affair between Schiff and Pelosi? Or a long-term lesbian relationship between Pelosi and a 17-year-old girl associated with MS-13?
I think the sexcapade conspiracies were getting old so they went another direction.
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Post by tek » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:15 am

Might as well go with "Schiff is an alien from the planet Melmac!" story..
could use an Alf puppet to make the accusations..
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Post by Slim Cognito » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:23 am

tek wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:15 am
Might as well go with "Schiff is an alien from the planet Melmac!" story..
could use an Alf puppet to make the accusations..
That's Plan B.
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Post by woodworker » Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:06 pm

neonzx wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:35 pm
p0rtia wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:13 pm
Their timing for these events seems rushed. Like they're stepping on their own lines.

Also: :sick:
Indeed. The rapid-fire slew of allegations is wierd. They aren't even attempting to permit time to allow their schemes to take hold or flushed out on their own merits before moving on.

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Post by Northland10 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:19 pm

Looks like they are working on the next smear. I noticed that there is a Craiglist posting almost exactly the same as the one that Newaldass responded to, except this one looking for a female.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc ... 76804.html
Female Actress Needed for Performance Art


Posted 3 days ago

compensation: $250/hour
We are seeking female actresses for live action (reality TV) performance art in Washington DC

We are paying $250/hour (typical gigs last 2-4 hours)

If you are interested, please reply with your name, contact info and a few pictures of yourself

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Post by ArthurWankspittle » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:35 am

If you can't get it to work with a gay, get a lesbian?
Any lawyers available Pro Bono to sue on behalf of Newaldass for his fee and being deceived by the ad?
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:27 am

I wonder if they actually got paid.

I 'm sure GIL or Orbly are available. The net effect would be the same.
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Post by Dan1100 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:32 pm

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:35 am
If you can't get it to work with a gay, get a lesbian?
Any lawyers available Pro Bono to sue on behalf of Newaldass for his fee and being deceived by the ad?
Some trouble maker ought to buy Newaldass's claim and give Wohl and Burkman a little courthouse tour. :think:
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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:20 pm

Any females in the DC area want to troll Burkman and Wohl by answering the ad then going to the conference and calling them out as liars

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Post by Grumpy Old Guy » Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:29 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:20 pm
Any females in the DC area want to troll Burkman and Wohl by answering the ad then going to the conference and calling them out as liars
Get the money first!

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Post by Gregg » Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:37 pm

Oh yes, and if we're going to go that far, have them wear a wire, tape record the instructions they receive about how to conduct their self, tape to be played on the big balcony. She could even knock over the big monitor smashing the screen accidentally as she flees the scene!

We could make one of these pressers a whole lot of fun with a little effort, and take ALL the donuts, too!
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:05 pm

Grumpy Old Guy wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:29 pm
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:20 pm
Any females in the DC area want to troll Burkman and Wohl by answering the ad then going to the conference and calling them out as liars
Get the money first!
Cash up front and in hand.
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Post by p0rtia » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:55 pm

That'll be the day.
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Post by neonzx » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:56 pm

To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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Post by pipistrelle » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:38 pm

Can they stop pretending they are pressers?

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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:45 pm

pipistrelle wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:38 pm
Can they stop pretending they are pressers?
Well, they really should, but dog and pony show is just too straight forward for their convoluted little minds.
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Post by Gregg » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:52 pm

neonzx wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:56 pm
Found him!

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