Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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That Will Sommer article is worth reading in its entirety, they are ruining these innocent people's reputations. Those Google results for Newaldass will never go away. They should be arrested for fraud and malicious intent if these kids didn't know what they were walking in to.
Newaldass insists that he had never heard of Harris before the press conference. And on that front, he isn’t alone—12 percent of respondents in a Morning Consult poll this month said they had never heard of the senator. After researching Harris, Newaldass said he’s now likely to vote for her presidential bid.

Newaldass said the ruse especially stings because, like Harris, Newaldass is of mixed Indian and Caribbean ancestry.

“That’s what’s hurtful, because I’m hurting my own ethnicity,” Newaldass said.
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Orlylicious wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:42 pm
That Will Sommer article is worth reading in its entirety, they are ruining these innocent people's reputations.
I feel for them just a little. Offered an easy payday (without pay in the end). Google would have been their friend. Alas.
Kinda like that pile of dog poop we've all stepped in and felt shame and embarrassment after.

You learn and don't ( hopefully ) step / make the same mistake again.
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At Pelosi's age I would surprised if she didn't use drugs, any number in fact, regularly, all of them properly prescribed for her by her doctor and issued through a pharmacy and filled by a pharmacist. Sounds like the boys are getting desperate.
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I was only off by one smear when it came to predicting going after Adam Schiff next.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:55 pm
I was only off by one smear when it came to predicting going after Adam Schiff next.
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I always did wonder who was Nancy's personal drug dealer. :daydream:
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Foggy wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:36 am
I always did wonder who was Nancy's personal drug dealer. :daydream:
I always wonder when felony drug dealers hold press conferences to announce their supposed crimes. :daydream:

What TV show pilot is this one for?
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Meh. Why not a long-term affair between Schiff and Pelosi? Or a long-term lesbian relationship between Pelosi and a 17-year-old girl associated with MS-13?

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pipistrelle wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:01 am
Meh. Why not a long-term affair between Schiff and Pelosi? Or a long-term lesbian relationship between Pelosi and a 17-year-old girl associated with MS-13?
I think the sexcapade conspiracies were getting old so they went another direction.
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Might as well go with "Schiff is an alien from the planet Melmac!" story..
could use an Alf puppet to make the accusations..
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tek wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:15 am
Might as well go with "Schiff is an alien from the planet Melmac!" story..
could use an Alf puppet to make the accusations..
That's Plan B.
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neonzx wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:35 pm
p0rtia wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:13 pm
Their timing for these events seems rushed. Like they're stepping on their own lines.

Also: :sick:
Indeed. The rapid-fire slew of allegations is wierd. They aren't even attempting to permit time to allow their schemes to take hold or flushed out on their own merits before moving on.

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Looks like they are working on the next smear. I noticed that there is a Craiglist posting almost exactly the same as the one that Newaldass responded to, except this one looking for a female.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc ... 76804.html
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We are seeking female actresses for live action (reality TV) performance art in Washington DC

We are paying $250/hour (typical gigs last 2-4 hours)

If you are interested, please reply with your name, contact info and a few pictures of yourself

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If you can't get it to work with a gay, get a lesbian?
Any lawyers available Pro Bono to sue on behalf of Newaldass for his fee and being deceived by the ad?
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I wonder if they actually got paid.

I 'm sure GIL or Orbly are available. The net effect would be the same.
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ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:35 am
If you can't get it to work with a gay, get a lesbian?
Any lawyers available Pro Bono to sue on behalf of Newaldass for his fee and being deceived by the ad?
Some trouble maker ought to buy Newaldass's claim and give Wohl and Burkman a little courthouse tour. :think:

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Any females in the DC area want to troll Burkman and Wohl by answering the ad then going to the conference and calling them out as liars

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:20 pm
Any females in the DC area want to troll Burkman and Wohl by answering the ad then going to the conference and calling them out as liars
Get the money first!

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Oh yes, and if we're going to go that far, have them wear a wire, tape record the instructions they receive about how to conduct their self, tape to be played on the big balcony. She could even knock over the big monitor smashing the screen accidentally as she flees the scene!

We could make one of these pressers a whole lot of fun with a little effort, and take ALL the donuts, too!
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Grumpy Old Guy wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:29 pm
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:20 pm
Any females in the DC area want to troll Burkman and Wohl by answering the ad then going to the conference and calling them out as liars
Get the money first!
Cash up front and in hand.
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That'll be the day.
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Can they stop pretending they are pressers?

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pipistrelle wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:38 pm
Can they stop pretending they are pressers?
Well, they really should, but dog and pony show is just too straight forward for their convoluted little minds.
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neonzx wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:56 pm
Found him!

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