Don't bother killing your cell phone, that won't save you!

The first bit reminds me of Spike Milligan's "I'm not mad and I have a certificate to prove it!" (or something like that ... perhaps by someone else).Before I begin, I’d like to start by telling you that I’m not on drugs, I’m not mental or diagnosed to be mentally ill under any pretense. I also am not uneducated (I attended 12 semesters of college, as most Americans did, with passing scores), nor am I stupid (I sport a respectable 145 I.Q.). Let me also be clear, I don’t want your money, and I’m not trying to sell you anything.
Donald Trump do!Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:01 amAnyway, most of us don't feel the need to preface our contributions with a declaration of sanity!
That goes way beyond mere nuttiness.Foggy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:34 amI don't have time to do this one justice, but you need to panic right now because our old friend the Mighty Spork has a new screed that is CHOCK FULL of nutty goodness.
Don't bother killing your cell phone, that won't save you!![]()
most of the Americans that didn't attend at all are smarter than he is.Mikedunford wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:53 amI love the phrase "attended 12 semesters of college, as most Americans did, with paying scores."
Let's see:
1: he doesn't say "graduated"
2: I'm not sure most Americans have attended college.
3: for those who have, I suspect the norm is 8 semesters, not 12.
And there's probably more there I can't be bothered to find.
Since there are no 5G handsets at the moment...
My college was on the quarter system at the time (it’s since switched to the semester system). So 12 quarters was four years (three quarters for the regular school year, with summer being the fourth). But I don’t say I attended 12 quarters, I just say I graduated.Mikedunford wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:53 amI love the phrase "attended 12 semesters of college, as most Americans did, with paying scores."
Let's see:
1: he doesn't say "graduated"
2: I'm not sure most Americans have attended college.
3: for those who have, I suspect the norm is 8 semesters, not 12.
And there's probably more there I can't be bothered to find.
Whip wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:19 ammost of the Americans that didn't attend at all are smarter than he is.Mikedunford wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:53 amI love the phrase "attended 12 semesters of college, as most Americans did, with paying scores."
Let's see:
1: he doesn't say "graduated"
2: I'm not sure most Americans have attended college.
3: for those who have, I suspect the norm is 8 semesters, not 12.
And there's probably more there I can't be bothered to find.![]()
But wait - There's more!
The new internet frequency is going to be 60 GHz in speed. 60 GHz, by the by, just happens to be the PRECISE frequency that causes your body’s water cells to do a jig; and in the process, causes them to stop binding to oxygen.
Actually, the average time it looks like is 5.1 years to finish a bachelor's degree (National Student Clearing House). Of course, this includes part-time students.Mikedunford wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:53 amI love the phrase "attended 12 semesters of college, as most Americans did, with paying scores."
Let's see:
1: he doesn't say "graduated"
2: I'm not sure most Americans have attended college.
3: for those who have, I suspect the norm is 8 semesters, not 12.
And there's probably more there I can't be bothered to find.