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Re: Weird Headlines

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Post by Dolly » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:11 pm

NotaPerson wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:04 pm
MsDaisy wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:44 pm
A Russian professor was pulled from a river. Police said a woman's arms were found in his rucksack
The WP's headline:

Russia’s greatest Napoleonic reenactor was found drunk in a river with the severed arms of his lover in his backpack

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/eu ... story.html
{insert tasteless 2nd Amendment snark here}

On a serious note, that is awful, horrible, and disturbing news. Poor woman.
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Re: Weird Headlines

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Post by Gregg » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:39 pm

If it happened here, Lindsey Graham would be saying that we ony have the arms, no one knows what happened, and there are no witnesses that connect him to any crime.

Susan Collins would be deeply concerned but she has to vote her conscience so she will, with a heavy somber heart, vote with him anyway.

Mitt Romney would be hiding in a secure room under the Mormon Tabernacle.

And the White House would have that part time girl go on Fox News and point out that severing a girls arms isn't a crime anyway, and besides, the guy who called 911 to report it didn't see what happened, he just heard ''some noises'' down by the river and he won't even testify. How can we believe anything, the guy in the river, the severed arms, the backpack? How can we believe anything at all about any of that, if the guy who called 911 isn't made to face the man he's accusing.

And Devin Nunes, taking time from chasing a fake cow, would want to know if the girl with the severed arms was hiding the DNC server has been sending lunch to Democrats in Denver and did she help hide the E-Mails and ..... MOO
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Re: Weird Headlines

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Post by Sam the Centipede » Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:38 am

And Sean Hannity would invent rumors that an unnamed source saw two severed hands in Hillary Clinton's purse five years earlier and that ths alleged outrage must be investigated first.

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