Are You Going to Heaven According to Idiots Holding a Sign Saying Rev 21:27?

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Are You Going To Heaven Based on the Sign? How Many Boxes Did You Check?

0 - ANGEL! WINNER!
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1-3 De Minimis
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4-5 Might Need Some Backup - Is Mother Teresa in Your Family Tree?
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6-8 This is Looking Grim - Cross Your Fingers for Predestination.
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9 - Read Up on Indulgences Above - Might be Your Only Hope
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10 - Look Into Cryogenics Immediately - For Heaven's Sake, Don't Die!
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Re: Are You Going to Heaven According to Idiots Holding a Sign Saying Rev 21:27?

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pipistrelle wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 7:35 am Baffled about "hardcore gamers."
My WAG is either putting something before God or the classic: Satanic panic.
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Re: Are You Going to Heaven According to Idiots Holding a Sign Saying Rev 21:27?

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pipistrelle wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 7:35 am Baffled about "hardcore gamers."
They ought to attend church services ;)
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Re: Are You Going to Heaven According to Idiots Holding a Sign Saying Rev 21:27?

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I plan to live forever . . .

So far, my plan is working.
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Re: Are You Going to Heaven According to Idiots Holding a Sign Saying Rev 21:27?

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I'll definitely have to add "invite Jesus into my heart to become my personal Lord and Savior" on to my bucket list. Although, will Jesus wash away my atheism? :confuzzled:
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Re: Are You Going to Heaven According to Idiots Holding a Sign Saying Rev 21:27?

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noblepa wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:51 pm I plan to live forever . . .

So far, my plan is working.
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