orlylicious wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 8:43 pm
Karl's economic predictions sure worked out, he really spanked JPC! That'll teach him to doubt Karl. Now Karl, on New Year's Day, is ANGRY about quarters.
You'll notice I haven't posted much the last couple of days. That's because the sudden collapse of the dollar caught me by surprise and I had to sell the Gulfstream at a loss (I paid $65 million for a "green" hull six years ago and managed to get only about $3 million for it yesterday) to buy a Big Gulp Slurpee at 7-11 to celebrate the New Year yesterday. Fortunately, I had the other $1 million in cash to be able to afford the $4 million purchase price for my favorite...blue raspberry!
Gosh JohnP, you should have saved a few silver dollars and birther coins to buy a boat so you can join the Krazy Kraptain's Absurd Armada. While you bounce around on the briney, the distant wailing of millions of dying plague victims wafting to your ears on the ocean breeze, Karl will surely be happy to eddikate you on the mysteries of Eggonomicks for when you return to dry land and the overlordship of King Karl and his Imperial Elves.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2022 12:01 pm
by Foggy
No, no, no.
If you buy a boat with dollars and then the dollar collapses, your boat sinks right away.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2022 6:13 pm
by Sam the Centipede
Foggy's wisdom is ineluctable in its ethereal transcendence, a wondrous boon to humankind.
My, even Professor-Kommandant Karl Koenig der Verrückten could learn from these dumplings of sagacity!
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:01 pm
by Luke
#FatRambo addresses his warrant on Telegram. Scir, is this what happened?
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/2/2022 5:48 PM]
THERE IS HYDRO-GEL AND NANITES IN ALL PCR (Q-tip) tests that our enemies of our "republican form of government" shove all the way up to our blood/brain barriers.
I have a warrant out for my arrest because I wouldn't let the jail or prison deliver Hydro-gel and a plethora of Nanites into my brain, having to do with my defense in support of our God endowed individual unalienable Right to Travel by any mode of conveyance We The People decide to use, without any costs, fees, Vehicle Registration or Driver's License pursuant to a plethora of Federal and SCOTUS decisions that support and defend that Right for all Americans.
I pleaded with the Jury to find me guilty so that I could take my case to the Court Of Appeals to obtain the publicity I needed to help restore these Rights for all my fellow Americans. Then before the Sentencing hearing I found out that the Jail was planning on shoving the PCR test up my nose. A Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriot friend and colleague of mine emailed me a very advanced magnification video showing the Hydro-gel and Nanite laden fibers on the swab.
There was no way, on this God's green Earth I was going to let them place those RFID chip builders in my brain. That is truly "Contact Tracing", the real deal, and the mark of The Beast. Nobody is going to do that to me, if I can help it. Including full out self-defense.
In this video Nurse Kate Shemirani and Simones Plaut talk about the heinously dangerous and false testing of the PCR type tests;
And then back to his usual bullsh*t.
► Show Spoiler
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/2/2022 10:05 AM]
See how bad Myocarditis is if you've been Vaxterminated;
God Damn The Deep State Pusherman and their MSM Co-conspirators! By the time they are done, in say 1 1/2 years or so, The Deep State invented and Patented Covid19 Bio-Toxin/Bio-Weapon Jab will have Vaxterminated well over 200 Million Americans.
I see a lot of people walk'in around with Tombstones in their eyes.
But The Deep State and their MSM propaganda arm, aka; The Pusher IS A MONSTER! They don't care, if you live or if you Die. Good God, he ain't a natural man!
Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The U.S. Government Deep State and Their Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun
God damn The Pusher
God damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man
- Steppenwolf
- Capt. Karl
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment LAW
OPERATING UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/2/2022 10:21 AM]
I see a lot of people walk'in around with Tombstones in their eyes. According to CDC records they have Vaxterminated 240 Million Americans to date with the Jab. The Nazis don't hold a candle to The Pusher Man!
But The Deep State and their MSM propaganda arm, The Pusher, IS A MONSTER! Don't care, if you live or if you Die. Good God, he ain't a natural man!
Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The U.S. Government Deep State and Their Pusher Man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun
God damn The Pusher
God damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher Man
- Steppenwolf
- Capt. Karl
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment LAW
OPERATING UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/3/2022 1:20 PM]
WHAT AN IDIOT! No wonder the New York Times has been failing for over a decade. What a bunch of Moronic ignoramous.
He died from his own stupidity, of which he has personally foisted on MILLIONS of Americans walk'in around with Vaxtermination Tombstones in their eyes. Because of Republicans, Democrats and Presidents violating Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER, "the Supreme Law Of The Land" pursuant to the supremacy clauses 2 & 3 of Article VI and by such massive INSURRECTION and DOWN RIGHT TREASON against our "republican form of government" (See Article IV Section 4) and in so doing incrementally birthing The Deep State massive plethora of FEDcoat Executive branch Agencies and Bureaus that are EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED from even existing in the first place, they invented and patented the U.S. Government Covid-19 Bio-Weapon, unleashed it in Wuhan China, knowing full well that millions of them travel to America yearly, to unleash it amongst us, which wasn't even that bad with a 99.8% survival rate. Then The U.S. Government Deep State invents and patents, with BIG PHARMA, the JAB in which there is a 100% chance you will get AIDS and die from any naturally occurring Bacterial or Viral infection. And, has Hydro-Gels that slice and dice your arteries, capillaries, and organs as they run through your bloodstream. And, the Jab clauses blood clots and heart attacks as the result of all of this. Plus inflammation of the heart and other parts all over your body. That is called Myocardia. It is causing heart attacks amongst adults and children too!
There are TWO sources of information you, as a human being, NEVER WANT TO TRUST for a Nano-Second:
1. The U.S. Government plethora of Executive branch Agencies and Bureaus that were NEVER SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE, pursuant to Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER which was "ordained and established", by We The People upon Republicans and Democrats alike to "secure the Blessings of Liberty TO OURSELVES and our Posterity" (See preamble of The Constitution).
2. And, NEVER EVER TRUST The Main Stream Media. OR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, one way or another.
3. Also NEVER TRUST a Public School.
FROM ALL THREE ABOVE IS THE ORIGINATION OF FALSE MENTICIDE placed into the minds of Americans. Often resulting in Death, loss of Liberty, loss of wages and salaries, and loss of happiness.
In the West the Bureau Of Land Management/Department Of The Interior, there are videos of this, burn down working Mines, Farms, Ranches, residential Homes and Cattle ALIVE! If you want to see videos of this, just ask me.
Now ask yourself; How many Americans took the U.S. Government and Big Pharma invented Bio-Toxin/Bio-Weapon Vaxtermination, that has no way to be reversed?
- Capt. Karl
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment Law
OPERATING UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/4/2022 12:39 PM]
The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment Law, OPERATING UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution; "To execute the Laws of the Union, ...", which are three; The entire Declaration Of Independence and its two dovetail documents of "the supreme law of the land" aka The whole Constitution and the entire Bill Of Rights, has been reporting on HUNDREDS of Doctors and Scientists from around the World, that the Jab is literally a U.S. Government Deep State invented and patented Bio-Toxin/Bio-Weapon that causes AIDS to a level that anyone who took the shot will be utterly susceptible to any and all Bacterial and/or Viral infections of any type. In addition to Cancer and a plethora of other horrible and fatal diseases.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN>
It means that ANYONE who took that Jab, unless they were lucky enough to get the placebo lot, which is about as likely as winning the Lottery and then I wouldn't go outside for fear of lightening striking you twice in the same place, are going to die of any number of diseases. And, there is NO WAY to reverse the Jab, Shots, Boosters, etc...
At last official CDC count, about two weeks ago, TWO HUNDRED FORTY MILLION Americans took the Jab. They are all going to be dead in less than two years. There are approximately 330 Million Americans in total. According to recent statistics about SIX MILLION additional Americans take the Vaxtermination Bio-Toxin/Bio-Weapon every three weeks or so. So the Death Rate is increasing by Six Million, approximately, every three weeks. Therefore, it is likely that the current count of Americans walk'in around with Tombstones in their eyes today is at least TWO HUNDRED FIFTY MILLION walking Dead.
The Vaxtermination shots, boosters, etc... destroys the human natural defenses against Cancer, Myocarditis, and every Bacterial and Viral types of infections. Additionally, the Hydro-Gels which makes up approximately 99% of the Vaxtermination Jabs are only one Atom thick by whatever diameter this Nanite Technology particles that are laden in the Hydro-Gels in the Vaxtermination. As these particles travel through the body in blood vessels and arteries, they slice and dice them and the organs in which the blood flow takes them. In addition to inflammation caused by the Nanite Technology, they often result in nightmarish blood clots anywhere in the body. This is so prevalent in persons who have taken even one shot, Doctors and Scientists the World over are now calling the Jab "The Clot Shot".
The fact is that over the next few months, there is going to be so much death, that nearly entire cities will become nearly devoid of human life, but for those who have refused to get Vaxterminated.
I have made an observation that is absolutely amazing. The only people who have taken the Vaxtermination in droves are Liberals, Socialists, Communists, Republicans, Democrats, Main Stream News people, CONSERVATIVES, in short all of the people who stand opposed to our "republican form of government" which OUTLAWS a Democracy under Article IV Section 4 of The Constitution. In a "republican form of government" Republicans, Democrats and Presidents are FORBIDDEN from voting on or spending money ON ANY BILL, whatsoever, unless such Power or Spending is SPECIFICALLY "delegated" to them under Article I Section 8 of The Constitution. For IN PURSUANCE of Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER all Powers and all Spending not delegated to Republicans, Democrats and/or Presidents "are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [1/4/2022 12:39 PM]
Quite frankly, beyond lip service, the CONSERVATIVES have been our greatest enemy of our "republican form of government" as they not only prefer to vote for Presidential and Congressional candidates, but act to stop full enforcement of the ENTIRE Tenth Amendment Law in favor of voting for Republicans. Which is TREASONOUS to the Supremacy clauses 2 & 3 of Article VI in the Constitution because voting for Republicans or Democrats that specifically tell everyone that they are going to vote for Powers and SPENDING, Capital Felony Crimes, that are not delegated is INSURRECTION and TREASON against The Constitution.
It would appear on its face that Republican, Democrat and President INSURRECTION and Treason against Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER, is leading to their undoing via Death.
When all of the Vaxtermination deaths have run their course, it appears that the only Americans to be left alive are those who support and defend our "republican form of government", whereby Republicans nor Democrats, or Presidents can vote on or spend money on anything that isn't specifically itemized under Article I Section 8 of The Constitution.
And, America will be REBORN into the Liberty and GLORY the Lord our one and only God and King, intended. Think of the permutations!
INDEED, this year 2022, will be a year of GREATNESS, GLORY, FEAR and DRED, as the Lord provides us with the only possible way America/Americans have to restore The entire Declaration Of Independence, and its two dovetail documents of "the supreme law of the land", most importantly Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER upon all Republicans, Democrats and Presidents, who will also need be replaced for reason of being Vaxterminated solely due to their own INSURRECTION and TREASON against our "republican form of government" and Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER, that resulted in their massive Deep State demon spawn plethora of Federal Executive branch of alphabet soup Agencies and Bureaus that are EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED from even existing in the first place, pursuant to Tenth Amendment LAW. The very same Agencies and Bureaus that invented and patented not only the "Gain Of Function" COVID-19 Bio-Weapon, but the exponentially worse Vaxtermination Bio-Toxin/Bio-Weapon that is poetically killing them off today and over the next several months. Along with the Republican, Democrat and President Constitutionally ignorant voters they rode in on.
Personally, I am looking forward to THE NEW WORLD of pure "republican form of government" where any Republican, Democrat or President is arrested tried and hung upon conviction by a Jury of Peers, should they vote or spend money on ANYTHING not delegated to them, IN PURSUANCE of The Constitution.
- Capt. Karl
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment Law
OPERATING UNDER Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution
orlylicious wrote: ↑Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:01 pm
#FatRambo addresses his warrant on Telegram. Scir, is this what happened?
I have no idea what he is bloviating about - I know about 5 outstanding warrants for him but could be more (3 in WI, 1 in FL, and 1 in NV), His SD court date is Jan 7 so don't guess he has one there (yet).
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:18 am
by Sam the Centipede
But doesn't Karl know that drinking a half pint of cat's urine and spraying some up his nose will degrade the nanites on the swab and connecting his testicles to mains electricity will overload and burn out the RFID chips?
Honestly, he blathers on like an know-nothing idiot!
Has Karl explained how his determination to be in a courtroom to deal with evil judges fits with his desire to evade arrest warrants? If he hadn't identified as a Great American Hero, and incredibly brave and resourceful, I would start wondering if he might be full of s%%t!
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:42 am
by Luke
Exactly Sam.
In the next few months. Poor JPC is going to get spanked again, he already took such a loss it was hard to get a slurpee. Feel awful for him. Hope he's betting the ranch on #FatRambo's next rock-solid prediction so he doesn't lose even more.
The fact is that over the next few months, there is going to be so much death, that nearly entire cities will become nearly devoid of human life, but for those who have refused to get Vaxterminated.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:23 am
by Foggy
A Plethora of Nanites is the name of my new death metal band.
We're available to play at any AMFF events.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:53 am
by northland10
Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:18 am
But doesn't Karl know that drinking a half pint of cat's urine and spraying some up his nose will degrade the nanites on the swab and connecting his testicles to mains electricity will overload and burn out the RFID chips?
Honestly, he blathers on like an know-nothing idiot!
Has Karl explained how his determination to be in a courtroom to deal with evil judges fits with his desire to evade arrest warrants? If he hadn't identified as a Great American Hero, and incredibly brave and resourceful, I would start wondering if he might be full of s%%t!
Since he was skipping out of courts long before they wanted to shove nanites up his nose, I am starting to wonder the same.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 5:42 pm
by woodworker
orlylicious wrote: ↑Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:42 am
Exactly Sam.
In the next few months. Poor JPC is going to get spanked again, he already took such a loss it was hard to get a slurpee. Feel awful for him. Hope he's betting the ranch on #FatRambo's next rock-solid prediction so he doesn't lose even more.
The fact is that over the next few months, there is going to be so much death, that nearly entire cities will become nearly devoid of human life, but for those who have refused to get Vaxterminated.
Free parking for everyone!!
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 8:30 pm
by northland10
I took the vax so I could get symptom-free COVID but still pass on COVID to the vaccine/mask-free patriots and watch them die.
Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that part out loud, was I.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 11:41 pm
by notorial dissent
I don't think the Kraptain has anything to worry about, if the nanites work on brain tissue he doesn't need to worry since you have to either have one or one that wasn't/isn't already pickled in cheap alcohol or beer.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 2:59 am
by TheNewSaint
There was no way, on this God's green Earth I was going to let them place those RFID chip builders in my brain.
Yeah Karl, I'll keep that in mind the next time you announce on Twitter what state you've moved to.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 4:44 am
by Sam the Centipede
With some slick marketing perhaps and a joint venture with Mattel, perhaps the Kraptain Karl action figure could become the Toy of the Year for Christmas 2022?
Imagine a young boy's delight as he tears off the gift wrap to find a box with a glistening 9 inch high Kraptain Karl figure clad in fatigues.
"Oh wow! It's the Kraptain! He has gripping hands! Oooo ooo ooo! It's special edition Malheur Karly! Thank you thank you thank you!! Look dad, he can hold this mini laser pointer, just like he used to scare off the FBI Fedcoats at Malheur!"
"Look at his back, son."
"Gosh! A ring … and if I pull it …"
~ ~ twenty long minutes later ~ ~
"… my Kraptain gives his classic Fedcoat, Redcoat speech, and if I pull it again …"
~ ~ twenty looonger minutes later ~ ~
"… it's the Ninth and Tenth Amendment rant, the full thing, and he's even foaming at the mouth too!"
"Hold on son, that's enough of that, open that box from your Uncle Pootie."
… little hands rapidly shred more gift wrap …
"IT'S AN OPVEC!"
"Just like the real thing! The one Karl uses to run away from the law! No registration! Wheels that don't go round, because it lives in a car pound! Bent chassis from being overloaded! It looks really really pathetic! This is the best Christmas ever!"
The next day eventually arrives:
"Daddy?"
"Yes, son?"
"I really love my Kraptain Karl, I played with him all yesterday, pretending he was running away from lots of states, getting arrested for driving without a license, whining at judges, everything. But daddy …"
"What?"
"… next Christmas, can I have one of the other AMFF members for my Karl to play with? Please?"
"No, son, I've told you before, the AMFF is imaginary, it doesn't exist. There are no other members."
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 7:17 am
by Luke
OMG Sam, spit out my coffee, that was the funniest post! Award-winning! My Dad worked at Mattel in the 60s developing Hot Wheels, Swingy and the Optigan, the Kraptain would be a fabulous addition! Hopefully, with today's technology, the doll can always smell like it's been in a distillary. A great gift!
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:11 am
by Foggy
Sam with all the Laigs wins the internets.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:55 am
by Luke
Col. Ryan Lankford's reply:
COL Burl Falconcrest, AMFF Commander @RyanLankford 1m Viagra and AR15 accesories sold separately.
COL Burl Falconcrest, AMFF Commander @RyanLankford 14s
For Sam, I can hook him up with a COL Lankford action figure. It comes with colon cancer, a loud mouth and an unhealthy love for chess.
COL Burl Falconcrest, AMFF Commander
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm
by scirreeve
LOL Sam - well played. Karl has court in SD tomorrow morning for a motion hearing. I can't see court records there without spending $ which I won't do for the Kraptain. I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion. I guess it'll be a Zoom hearing but not sure - if it isn't he will catch another warrant since his fat ass is currently sitting in NV. We shall see if he shows up (actually maybe not cuz SD court records access sux).
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:20 pm
by northland10
scirreeve wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm
I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion.
The real big question is if he remembered to change the name of the county and state on his motion from Dodge County, Wisconsin, or Ozaukee County, Wisconsin, to whatever court he is in now. It would not be the first time he forgot to update it for a different county.
Every other court that has seen his crap has given it the Bohemia treatment but he never learns.
scirreeve wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm
I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion.
The real big question is if he remembered to change the name of the county and state on his motion from Dodge County, Wisconsin, or Ozaukee County, Wisconsin, to whatever court he is in now. It would not be the first time he forgot to update it for a different county.
Every other court that has seen his crap has given it the Bohemia treatment but he never learns.
He is in Hughes County SD court.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:03 am
by keith
scirreeve wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:11 pm
LOL Sam - well played. Karl has court in SD tomorrow morning for a motion hearing. I can't see court records there without spending $ which I won't do for the Kraptain. I'm guessing his motion is his 40+ page traveling motion. I guess it'll be a Zoom hearing but not sure - if it isn't he will catch another warrant since his fat ass is currently sitting in NV. We shall see if he shows up (actually maybe not cuz SD court records access sux).
I object. Why should anyone be subjected to hearing this jerks motion. I have to put up with listening to my wife's motions, but I signed up for it willingly - there are compensating features in the relationship.
But I draw a wall between me and listening to some jerks fat ass motions, especially if they are traveling motions.
Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:49 am
by Sam the Centipede
I share SR's skepticism about any motion submitted by the Kraptain – like so many poots, sovcits and birthers, he is a one trick pony, always recycling the same material in the misguided expectation that the Law Of Averages* requires that what has failed so many times in the past must surely eventually work.
He and his ilk are like gamblers trying to bet on 45 on a roulette wheel because it has never come up before so it absolutely must come up soon! Won't happen, can't happen.
But but but … please do keep us informed of these court proceedings and Karl's other legal shenanigans. Your stalking feeds my schadenfreude!
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* Yes, the LoA is not A Thing