The USA was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader
To restore its former glory
Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
Putin looked around
And then he found
The man for you and me
And now it's
Springtime for Donald and 'Merica
Red States are happy and gay
Russia's hacking at a faster pace
Look out
Assange will try to fix the race
Springtime for Donald and 'Merica
Winter for Comey and McCabe
Springtime for Donald and 'Merica
Come on, GOPers
Go into your trance
I was once the King of Debt
And the GOP can't quit me yet
Don't be a RINO, be a smarty
Come and join the MAGA party
Springtime for Donald and 'Merica
Grifting's the new game to play
Rockets over Korean skies again
White Power on the rise again
Springtime for Donald and 'Merica
Tariffs are rising sky high
Springtime for Donald and 'Merica
Means that Corona is coming
It's got to be coming
You know we are all gonna die
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Springtime for Donald, with apologies to Mel Brooks:
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If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Surprise!
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once again, check the end
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So, my 10yo nephew was saying of his mom: "purse lord"
You may have too many accessories if your pre-teen son is calling you out.
You may have too many accessories if your pre-teen son is calling you out.
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Thank dog.
I would refuse to provide as much info as possible. No signature. No copy of my proof of identity. I wouldn't sign HIPAA forms allowing the provider to release such info.
Fuck, what should a woman do if she miscarriages at home? Bring the (probably) tiny thing to the hospital/doc's office?
I'd get a bit more graphic to make my point, but I'm certain some readers have suffered the loss of a pregnancy. I'm not going to insult them by going into more specifics.
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From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"
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The rocket/phoenix was an absolutely terrifying thing but did help me forget about the Velveeta Shells and Cheese fountain. Maybe that one would have been better with mayo.
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OMGosh,, It would have been way worse with "Mayo:" I think you people are just trying to mess with me.
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Food fight!!!
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I think they are going to make me play more Music Free-for-all.
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Siri - plays songs about Mayonaisse.
OK. Playing songs about mayonaisse. Turn it up to eleven, and tear the knob off.
OK. Playing songs about mayonaisse. Turn it up to eleven, and tear the knob off.
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These are the songs of my people.
Also, velveeta is a vile, overprocessed, parody of synthetic cheese-like substances, made from petroleum deemed unworthy to be used for plastics or Arco gasoline.
Also, velveeta is a vile, overprocessed, parody of synthetic cheese-like substances, made from petroleum deemed unworthy to be used for plastics or Arco gasoline.
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Michael Franks wrote: When my baby cooks her eggplant
She don’t read no book
She’s got a Giocanda
Kinda dirty look
My baby cooks her eggplant
About 19 different ways
Sometimes I just have it raw
With May-o-nay-ee-yaze
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Rrrrgraaaaarghhhh!!
OMG Daisy, that video brought my high school experience back with a vengeance. I can still feel them scrabbling around inside my blouse.
OMG Daisy, that video brought my high school experience back with a vengeance. I can still feel them scrabbling around inside my blouse.
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He's in the thick of it in DC right now.
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“Comedy of errors in Argentine TV Shakespeare mix-up”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-57287764
“Canal 26 presenter Noelia Novillo announced that "one of the most important writers in the English language - for me the master" had died.
In fact it was his namesake, William "Bill" Shakespeare, 81, who died in a hospital in England earlier this week.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-57287764
“Canal 26 presenter Noelia Novillo announced that "one of the most important writers in the English language - for me the master" had died.
In fact it was his namesake, William "Bill" Shakespeare, 81, who died in a hospital in England earlier this week.”
If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Mornin. Any ideas on the title and artist of this "painting"?
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Thanks!sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 7:16 am
https://www.businessinsider.com/optical ... ned-2016-2
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Cool!
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