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Proving his own humble admission that he is “always the best at sports,” Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida club’s senior golf championship on Sunday.

Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely skipping the tourney’s first day, having been in North Carolina for Lynette “Diamond” Hardaway’s memorial service.

Calling the win “a great honor” in a Truth Social post, Trump crowed, “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight… You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”

Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 4:03 pm Someone made this

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:08 am Rot in hell?
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neonzx wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:57 am Well known to be a professional golf cheater and liar, tfg wins his own golf tournament.

Trump Somehow Wins His Club’s Golf Championship Despite Missing First Day

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-win ... ys-funeral

Proving his own humble admission that he is “always the best at sports,” Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida club’s senior golf championship on Sunday.

Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely skipping the tourney’s first day, having been in North Carolina for Lynette “Diamond” Hardaway’s memorial service.

Calling the win “a great honor” in a Truth Social post, Trump crowed, “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight… You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”

Trump issues a video today outlining the marching orders for his House Committee on Weaponization of Govt. It’s a cornucopia of Trump grievances & conspiracies to launch his revenge tour: Obama, Mueller, J6, Biden, FBI, FISA warrants, media & much more. A few “highlights” …

Kendra wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:30 pm https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 6095964161

Trump issues a video today outlining the marching orders for his House Committee on Weaponization of Govt. It’s a cornucopia of Trump grievances & conspiracies to launch his revenge tour: Obama, Mueller, J6, Biden, FBI, FISA warrants, media & much more. A few “highlights” …

Suranis wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:49 pm Might be AI generated. But looking at this is a better use of your time than watching that video above, which is just the same shit.

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1618277421954002945

Interesting since Trump elevated her to such a senior position in the Admin, was praised constantly by Kushner, and didn’t fire her until after the election when he heard she was asking the incoming Biden Admin for a job and they said no thanks. Wonder what brought this on?

p0rtia wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 4:36 pm What? no racist sexist nickname for Birx?

Trump Has Completely Lost His Grip on Reality
The former president’s deterioration is on full display in the Truth Social asylum he built for himself.

And then there’s Donald Trump, who, despite being the only candidate who has officially announced his bid, is . . . well, ranting like a deranged hobo in a dilapidated public park. No, don’t look at him — he might come over here with his sign.

These characters come and go as the world passes indifferently by. But Trump’s heroism remains the one constant. It is the dream of any artist to play both performer and critic, and, on Truth Social, Trump is living the dream. At times, his penchant for self-elevation makes God’s declaration in Genesis “that it was good” look positively bashful. Apropos of nothing, he will declare to himself: “‘TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING’ One of [sic] most often used current phrases or statements. Wow, such a magnificent compliment. Thank you!” Other evaluations are equally gushing. His appraisal of the social-media company of which he is the sole potentate: “TRUTH SOCIAL IS SOOO GREAT!” His review of his golfing abilities in a competition that, astonishingly enough, he managed to win despite missing its first day: “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight,” which “in a very real way . . . serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher.” His assessment of his presidency, and of the 2020 election that he lost by millions of votes: “I did a GREAT job as President, maybe the best.” And then: “I Ran twice, did much better the second time (Rigged Election!)” I tell ya, Charley, I coulda been a contender.

Throughout his public career, Trump has resembled nothing so much as a drunken talk-radio caller from Queens, and, on Truth Social, readers get the treat of watching him at the zenith of his rhetorical powers. Nobody — and I mean nobody — can shift gears as fast as Donald J. Trump. One moment he’s proposing that the solution to the Supreme Court leak is to “arrest the reporter, publisher, editor—you’ll get your answer fast,” or, if that fails, “put whoever in jail.” The next, he’s describing the prosecution of his business associate, Allen Weisselberg, as “the greatest Witch Hunt of all time.” His repertoire is unmatched — and unmatchable. He can do edgy insult comedy for the people listening in at the bar: “The reporter was a shaky & unattractive wack job, known as ‘tough’ but dumb as a rock.” He can make numbers up off the top of his head: “The change in the Election was Complete & Total, with Millions of votes switched, at least 17%.” He can use hyperbolic analogies: “Our Country is SICK inside, very much like a person dying of Cancer.” He can even do angry: “May he Rot In Hell!” He can do anything.

Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:24 am

Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 4:03 pm Someone made this

That's a pretty lousy painting of him, but the printer NAILED Melania's scowl.

As a septuagenarian who more or less tweeted his way into the White House, it’s odd that Donald Trump has avoided texting for so long. He’s had a good reason: Thanks to his behavior, such as a deeply ingrained habit of refusing to pay contractors and possibly doing crimes, he is constantly in court, where limiting written communication has been a boon to him over the years. Still, it’s remarkable that he’s avoided the now-universal medium considering that he’s been known for years as someone who is always looking at his phone.

But Trump, at the age of 76, has finally come around to the form. Perhaps as a New Year’s resolution, Trump began to text “friends, confidants and even people not especially close” to him, according to the New York Times. Isolated at Mar-a-Lago, he has been sending New Year’s greetings and political observations to whoever is still willing to chat with him.

It sounds like he’s treading lightly so far, but it’s a new world for a man who has relied for years on aides to get the word out for him. Previously, emails and texts to him were left on “read,” and if Trump wanted to send a message to reporters, the Times reports he would have staffers text them what he called a “wire.” That’s not to say he hasn’t learned new modes of communication before. For years he relied on aides to send out his tweets, saying them out loud or writing them on notes in Sharpie. When a former staffer helped set up his Twitter account so he could fire them off on his own, they reportedly compared it to the scene in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors learned how to open the doors to their cage.

Still, former advisers weren’t impressed by his new skill. “Has he now also started to take notes?” former national security adviser John Bolton quipped to the Times, by text.