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Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 4:41 pm
by roadscholar
Good point about the crocs vs. gators. I had a hunch that was the case but was too lazy to check.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 6:13 pm
by qbawl
Phoenix520 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 2:00 pm
Move them to the Cincinnati Zoo and lets have our next meet up there!
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Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 6:22 pm
by jcolvin2
Azastan wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 4:13 pm
Pedant here.
There are NO poisonous snakes. You will not die from eating one.
There are, however, VENOMOUS snakes. You may die if one bites you and you are envenomated.
That's OK. I deserved to be called out for using "poisonous," rather than "venomous," as I being a bit of pedant about animal-caused deaths in Africa.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 6:32 pm
by jcolvin2
RTH10260 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 3:39 pm
roadscholar wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 3:20 pm
I stand corrected.
Maybe what I'm remembering is the most prolific killer among mammals?
Homo sapiens sapiens
Sadly all too true!
HEIL ELMO!
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 5:44 pm
by Chilidog
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 5:51 pm
by Frater I*I
I always knew there was something nefarious about Elmo....
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 6:24 pm
by Tiredretiredlawyer
Noooo, not Elmo! Nooooo!
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 6:28 pm
by bill_g
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 7:46 pm
by Maybenaut
jcolvin2 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 6:22 pm
Azastan wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 4:13 pm
Pedant here.
There are NO poisonous snakes. You will not die from eating one.
There are, however, VENOMOUS snakes. You may die if one bites you and you are envenomated.
That's OK. I deserved to be called out for using "poisonous," rather than "venomous," as I being a bit of pedant about animal-caused deaths in Africa.
Here’s how I’ve heard it expressed: If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 7:46 pm
by Suranis
But.. what does the brain smell like?
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 9:27 pm
by Foggy
Smells like chicken.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 10:16 pm
by zekeb
Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 9:27 pm
Smells like chicken.
Which end? Us, who have been in the military, have been exposed to one end. To no end.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 5:31 pm
by Volkonski
Unbelievable.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 6:15 pm
by sugar magnolia
Monkey of pole dancer girlfriend of ex-Alabama assistant coach allegedly bites child at Halloween party
https://www.al.com/news/2021/11/monkey- ... jenDZsFIeQ
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:04 pm
by Frater I*I
That has to be the most Alabama headline....evah....
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:11 pm
by sugar magnolia
Frater I*I wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:04 pm
That has to be the most Alabama headline....evah....
Yep. You know we don't hide the crazy aunt in the attic down here. We sit her out on the porch and invite the neighbors over for tea.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:11 pm
by Atticus Finch
Bound to happen sooner or later although I thought it would be in Florida.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:18 am
by Sam the Centipede
That headline works for any combination of biter and bitee!
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 6:18 pm
by raison de arizona
Does Breitbart count? And what is a "woke nazi"?
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:24 pm
by raison de arizona
Five parrots separated at British zoo after encouraging each other to curse profusely at guests
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/parrots-se ... at-guests/
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:36 pm
by bob
An intolerantly "woke" person; not a Nazi who is alert to injustice.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:39 pm
by raison de arizona
bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:36 pm
An intolerantly "woke" person; not a Nazi who is alert to injustice.
Well that makes a lot more sense.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:52 pm
by northland10
Just like kids. If they can't stop misbehaving, you separate them. The next step is "if you 5 don't stop swearing, I'm going to turn this zoo around and go back home."
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:24 pm
by pipistrelle
northland10 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:52 pm
Just like kids. If they can't stop misbehaving, you separate them. The next step is "if you 5 don't stop swearing, I'm going to turn this zoo around and go back home."
The best part is the possibility they’re going to teach all the parrots to swear.
Re: Weird Headlines
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:39 pm
by Frater I*I
Fun fact [maybe], Kind Andrew I of America, errrr...President Jackson's parrot had to be removed from his funeral because it would keep squawking profanities....
https://www.presidentialpetmuseum.com/p ... et-parrot/
