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Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:00 am Joe biden more presidential in every way

Volkonski wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 6:56 pm Eric Who?

Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:58 pm I'm trying to figure out if he did it on purpose so he wouldn't have to choose one over the other, or if he didn't realize they were both named Eric. Either option is clearly possible with him.

Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:58 pm I'm trying to figure out if he did it on purpose so he wouldn't have to choose one over the other, or if he didn't realize they were both named Eric. Either option is clearly possible with him.

The latest Trump grift? Burying Ivana at their golf club.

By Dana Milbank Columnist
August 1, 2022 at 5:19 p.m. EDT

In his forced (and, he hopes, temporary) retirement, defeated former president Donald Trump has come up with a new undertaking. He’s undertaking.

Technically, his Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., is now acting as a “cemetery company.” (Suggested slogan: “People are dying to get into Bedminster!”) And he has already landed his first occupant: He just buried his late ex-wife, Ivana Trump, right near the first tee.

The former president has shown little interest in conventional post-presidency pursuits, such as building a presidential library; he’s not much for reading, and he’s trying to hide his presidential papers, not display them. But why would he bury himself in, of all things, the interment trade?

This digs up an old issue for Trump. David A. Fahrenthold reported for The Post in 2017 that local officials had approved two burial grounds at Trump’s New Jersey club: the 10-plot one near the first hole where Ivana now rests and a 284-plot parcel for anybody who wants to buy “eternal membership in Trump’s club.” The proposals had gone through various iterations — up to 1,000 graves for the public one, and, for the private one (which a Trump representative said would entomb “only the good Trumps,” including Trump himself), stone obelisks 19 feet high, along with a combined mausoleum and chapel that would double as a wedding venue.

a combined mausoleum and chapel that would double as a wedding venue.

RTH10260 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:30 am along with a combined mausoleum and chapel that would double as a wedding venue.

pipistrelle wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:39 am

RTH10260 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:30 am along with a combined mausoleum and chapel that would double as a wedding venue.

That is...deranged. Or Victorian.

bob wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:12 pm

Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:58 pm I'm trying to figure out if he did it on purpose so he wouldn't have to choose one over the other, or if he didn't realize they were both named Eric. Either option is clearly possible with him.

My guess is he doesn't care and is just laughing all the way to the bank.

Or, for the full snark:
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1554245653353508865

Billy Long @auctnr1 wrote: I coined the phrase 'Trump Train.' I've been with him through thick and thin but I was taken aback when he came out with a full throated endorsement of me in #MOSen race! He said to pick BETWEEN the two ERIC's - that's ME! E.S. line 2 E.G. line 4 I'm BETWEEN the two on line 3!

Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:58 pm I'm trying to figure out if he did it on purpose so he wouldn't have to choose one over the other, or if he didn't realize they were both named Eric. Either option is clearly possible with him.

Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 9:38 am

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Hay nao, when I open up my tropical paradise resort in Greenland I'm definitely going to have a combination mausoleum/wedding chapel.

No, wait, that's been done already.

Mine's gonna be a combo mausoleum/wedding chapel/slot car track/laundromat.

Yeah, baby, this thing can't lose!

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Narrator: Moron. Nobody has slot cars anymore.