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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 2:49 pm
by New Turtle


lol wow

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:34 pm
by Slim Cognito
Just got home so now that I've watched the video, a few thoughts:

1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:41 pm
by pipistrelle
Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:34 pm Just got home so now that I've watched the video, a few thoughts:

1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?
No, nor is the phallic drinking.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 7:31 pm
by Estiveo
Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:34 pm Just got home so now that I've watched the video, a few thoughts:

1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?
It seems that testicle tanning/sunning to increase testosterone is all the rage amongst a certain subset of whack-a-loons. :crazy: πŸ€ͺ🀑

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:34 pm
by pipistrelle
Try this version.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:39 pm
by pipistrelle

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 5:33 am
by Suranis
Reality is ruining the lives of a lot of Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 8:01 am
by Foggy
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Estiveo wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 7:31 pm It seems that testicle tanning/sunning to increase testosterone is all the rage amongst a certain subset of whack-a-loons. :crazy: πŸ€ͺ🀑
Can't wait to explain that to the ladies at my swimmin' pool. We're open Memorial Day weekend!

The thing about tanning your balls is, it's so hard to flip them over to get the other side done. :batting:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:46 am
by Estiveo
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Foggy wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 8:01 am
Off Topic
Estiveo wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 7:31 pm It seems that testicle tanning/sunning to increase testosterone is all the rage amongst a certain subset of whack-a-loons. :crazy: πŸ€ͺ🀑
Can't wait to explain that to the ladies at my swimmin' pool. We're open Memorial Day weekend!

The thing about tanning your balls is, it's so hard to flip them over to get the other side done. :batting:
Not if you incorporate a pre-pandemic fad from 2019; remember anus sunning?
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:57 am
by pipistrelle
Y’all need this book by one of the stars of Carlson’s program (the one doing the cross infrared thing).



You’re welcome.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 4:56 pm
by Volkonski
Carlson and those guys are nuts. :roll:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 5:16 pm
by Suranis
Volkonski wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 4:56 pm Carlson and those guys are nuts. :roll:
Roasted Nuts, apparently.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:17 pm
by Estiveo

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:22 pm
by Suranis
Dare I point out that Infra-red light would be counter productive? The testes need to be at a cooler temperature than the body to function properly. That's why they are in a bag outside the body in the first place. Since Infra-Red light is heat energy, it would actually interfere with the functions of the Testicles.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:32 pm
by woodworker
Suranis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:22 pm Dare I point out that Infra-red light would be counter productive? The testes need to be at a cooler temperature than the body to function properly. That's why they are in a bag outside the body in the first place. Since Infra-Red light is heat energy, it would actually interfere with the functions of the Testicles.
Your logic is fake news. Tucker is also claiming that the idea of a female orgasm is also fake news -- this was apparently prompted by Ben Shapiro's claim that he is unable to "get his wife off."

Will one of the Fogbow ladies please explain to me how these "fine gentlemen" are able to breed.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:36 pm
by Frater I*I
woodworker wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:32 pm :snippity:
Will one of the Fogbow ladies please explain to me how these "fine gentlemen" are able to breed.
I'm male, but I'm guessing roofies.... :shrug:





Yeah, yeah, I know where the door is.... :bag:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 11:55 pm
by keith

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 6:16 am
by Kriselda Gray
Suranis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 5:16 pm
Volkonski wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 4:56 pm Carlson and those guys are nuts. :roll:
Roasted Nuts, apparently.
:thumbsup: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:25 am
by Foggy
I have Dancing with Barbells class at 9:30 a.m. on this glorious April morn. Typically, there are 15 to 20 women and maybe 3 guys. We shall discuss, in an atmosphere where men are a distinct minority. :mrgreen:

Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility. :think:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:36 am
by Slim Cognito
woodworker wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:32 pm
Suranis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:22 pm Dare I point out that Infra-red light would be counter productive? The testes need to be at a cooler temperature than the body to function properly. That's why they are in a bag outside the body in the first place. Since Infra-Red light is heat energy, it would actually interfere with the functions of the Testicles.
Your logic is fake news. Tucker is also claiming that the idea of a female orgasm is also fake news -- this was apparently prompted by Ben Shapiro's claim that he is unable to "get his wife off."

Will one of the Fogbow ladies please explain to me how these "fine gentlemen" are able to breed.
Women with low self-esteem.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:43 am
by Foggy
Sadly true, Slim.

As y'all may remember, I spent the entire summer of 1973 living on a nude beach on the Russian River in California with my two dogs (and occasional female companions). I don't remember my balls changing color at all during the course of the summer, whereas my buns were baked brown.

'Course, we were manly male hippies in those days.

We never said 'bromeopathic,' yuk, ptooie. :boxing:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:14 am
by pipistrelle
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:25 am I have Dancing with Barbells class at 9:30 a.m. on this glorious April morn. Typically, there are 15 to 20 women and maybe 3 guys. We shall discuss, in an atmosphere where men are a distinct minority. :mrgreen:

Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility. :think:
Testicular cancer?

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:18 am
by Foggy
Testicular bromeopathic cancer. :boxing:

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:24 am
by RTH10260
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:25 am I have Dancing with Barbells class at 9:30 a.m. on this glorious April morn. Typically, there are 15 to 20 women and maybe 3 guys. We shall discuss, in an atmosphere where men are a distinct minority. :mrgreen:

Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility. :think:
Reduced fertility could be a issue when applying by artificial devices is overdone. Natives living a mostly nude life around the globe (until Chrstian missionaries forced them to cover) did grow families without problems.

Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:32 am
by pipistrelle
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:18 am Testicular bromeopathic cancer. :boxing:
Sign me up!