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Chess world rocked by rumours of anal beads and artificial intelligence
The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years and it involves artificial intelligence and anal beads.

Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:35 pm Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".

The goat came up due to the Maricopa County connection, I guess this one came from "artificial intelligence"? Sure didn't come from the other term!

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:35 pm Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".

Wow, who remembers that great fashion statement from back in the day POP BEADS‽ Not the same thing I assume.

I think I know what it means. Something in my deep, deep subconscious, in a lifetime far, far away, hints at the meaning.

link above was mauled, better https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-inte ... -17370756/

relevant quote

‘Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves,’ tweeted one user.

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:41 pm

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:35 pm Just WHAT does your computer's search history contain, Raison?? First a goat now this. The goat story was charming. I am afeerd to open the link on your latest "find".

The goat came up due to the Maricopa County connection, I guess this one came from "artificial intelligence"? Sure didn't come from the other term!

It come up on mine, but not from AI....



Chess ya fekkin perverts! Chess!

Gregg wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:03 pm

It come up on mine, but not from AI....



Chess ya fekkin perverts! Chess!

Indeed, chess...

The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

Fun bit of trivia - The music for Chess was written by Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson (the "BB" in ABBA) and the lyrics by Tim Rice (Andrew Lloyd Webber, Elton John, Disney, etc.)

I love that song!

NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:36 pm NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks

Oh gosh, again? One of these stories comes out every now and again. Don't these "victims" know there are a plethora of sex toys available if that is their thing they are into -- and those toys don't get stuck up there.

Well, I hope his visits to the outhouse left a pleasant odor

neonzx wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:16 pm

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:36 pm NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks

Oh gosh, again? One of these stories comes out every now and again. Don't these "victims" know there are a plethora of sex toys available if that is their thing they are into -- and those toys don't get stuck up there.

Yeah, but sometimes something comes up when the sex shop isn't open and you just can't wait until 8 AM

It happens, ya know?

Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:58 pm

neonzx wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:16 pm

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:36 pm NY Post, there are, uh, pictures. And x-rays.
Man shoved 8-inch deodorant can up his butt, left it there for 3 weeks

Oh gosh, again? One of these stories comes out every now and again. Don't these "victims" know there are a plethora of sex toys available if that is their thing they are into -- and those toys don't get stuck up there.

Yeah, but sometimes something comes up when the sex shop isn't open and you just can't wait until 8 AM

It happens, ya know?

No, I don't know but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. Ya know, there are 24/7 convenience that sell bananas. That would have been a safer/sane option, I think, than putting a metal can up there. (but I am no expert -- I've never had anything inserted in my bunghole). But now I am getting nasty and I feel dirty and need to take a shower and wash my hair.

I forgot to type "Allegedly" after that.

Well, that was a refreshing story.

Ok. I am sitting in my mother’s hospital room. She’s been taken downstairs for a CT scan and I’m in her room alone laughing like a hyena. Thanks a lot.

RVInit wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:14 pm Ok. I am sitting in my mother’s hospital room. She’s been taken downstairs for a CT scan and I’m in her room alone laughing like a hyena. Thanks a lot.

All part of the services we provide.

Wienerdogs and helicopters, surely you knew you'd end up laughing, right?

Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:40 pm All part of the services we provide.

Wienerdogs and helicopters, surely you knew you'd end up laughing, right?

Are you providing these services, perhaps?

Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee
Their insatiable thirst for human urine is causing some problems

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:25 pm

Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:40 pm All part of the services we provide.

Wienerdogs and helicopters, surely you knew you'd end up laughing, right?

Are you providing these services, perhaps?

Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee
Their insatiable thirst for human urine is causing some problems

It's always fun to see mountain goats, but they aren't native to the Olympic Peninsula and should never have been introduced there.

It's always fun to see mountain goats, but they aren't native to the Olympic Peninsula and should never have been introduced there.

That's all well and good, but until you find a way to get the smell out of the helicopter, you can move your own damn mountain goats.

Gregg wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:56 pm

That's all well and good, but until you find a way to get the smell out of the helicopter, you can move your own damn mountain goats.

Cougars do a decent job of thinning the herd and cougars ARE endemic to the Olympic Peninsula.

I briefly wondered why the Park Service doesn't use salt blocks, but they anticipated that question:

Why can't the park use salt blocks for long-term management? Placing salt blocks strategically to attract mountain goats away from areas of high visitor use or sensitive habitats would not meet the plan/EIS objectives. Mountain goats would continue to impact natural resources and human safety in the park.

Ya its all fun and games till a Goat headbutts a human then you have the crying and the lawsuits...