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If It Happens: Who Would Win A Cage Match’ Between Zuckerberg and Musk?

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neonzx wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 4:36 am If Elon and Zuck want to a do thumb wrestling match, I might sign up for that if proceeds were going to a worthy cause.
I see your thumb wrasslin' and raise you one slap fight.

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Each slap must be accompanied by an imprecation, spoken by the slapper in a loud falsetto voice, and implying that the slappee is really a femalian by birth. Mr. Musk is awarded the word "bitch" and Mr. Zuck is awarded the word "slut" to get us started. No repetitions in the imprecations.

Thus,
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Zuck: {slap!} "You slut!"
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Foggy wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:00 am
I see your thumb wrasslin' and raise you one slap fight.

Slap Fight Rools:
Each slap must be accompanied by an imprecation, spoken by the slapper in a loud falsetto voice, and implying that the slappee is really a femalian by birth. Mr. Musk is awarded the word "bitch" and Mr. Zuck is awarded the word "slut" to get us started. No repetitions in the imprecations.

This isn't funny. It is, however, misogynistic.
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I believe they are both mysogynists.

I actually got the idea from a John Barth book, The Sot-Weed Factor, in which there is such a fight that lasts like 8 pages in the book.

However, I do apologize. :oopsy:
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Estiveo wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 7:21 pm I've seen this referred to as the Thrilla in Vanilla.
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Well of course the women are not fat. The women he collects are not powerful. HE is the one that is to be seen as powerful and virile. THEY are just symbols of HIS power so them bieng Fat would make no sense. They are not powerful at all.

I'm not sure what is so hard about this concept.

His Father had scantly clad posters of himself sold.

And I don't care if you like Sumo or not. The big men on the stage are seen as powerful and attractive which is why I brought it up. Anyway they are extremely fit Fat guys, not like Kim.
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Apparently the Thrilla in Vanilla is back on, and it's gonna be gladiatorial!



(I'd wager that some chance = fat chance)
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Recent news from Rome reminds the world how carefully Italy guards its archeology. Just carving your girl friend's initials on a Coliseum's wall can get Italian LEOs on your trail.
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Oh piss off, Elon.
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Volkonski wrote: Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:53 am Recent news from Rome reminds the world how carefully Italy guards its archeology. Just carving your girl friend's initials on a Coliseum's wall can get Italian LEOs on your trail.
I wonder if he had the Las Vegas look-alike in mind :think:
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Las Vegas? Tacky. ;)
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Which makes it the perfect location for this.
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I am good with the Coliseum as venue, so long as they have to fight lions. :twisted:
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This is just a silly Summer story. With so much seriousness in the world right now, it's a lark. Bring on the muscle-bound gladiators!
SPORTS | JUNE 30, 2023 11:03 AM
Italian Government Proposes Rome’s Colosseum for Zuckerberg-Musk Bout
Will the world’s richest person and the world’s richest millennial be gladiators for a day?
BY EVAN BLEIER @ITISHOWITIS

Once the home of bouts between muscle-bound gladiators who fought with swords and spears, the Roman Colosseum may soon host a clash between two tech-industry titans who may have difficulty busting a grape in a food fight. On behalf of the Italian government, which has introduced curious new dress code rules for tourists, Italy’s minister of culture has contacted Meta head Mark Zuckerberg about the possibility of staging his rumored cage-match fight against Twitter owner Elon Musk in Rome at the Colosseum, according to TMZ.

Per the outlet, Zuck’s team has passed along the Colosseum offer to UFC president Dana White, who previously said the world’s richest person and the world’s richest millennial are “dead serious” about getting into the Octagon and duking it out in Las Vegas. TMZ sources also said White has been negotiating details of the fracas with both fighters “multiple times each day for more than a week.”

The billionaire bout seems like it might actually happen
“They both want to do it,” White said last week. “This would be the biggest fight ever in the history of the world. Bigger than anything that’s ever been done. It would break all pay-per-view records. These guys would raise hundreds of millions of dollars for charity. You don’t have to be a fighting fan to be interested in this fight. Everybody would want to see it.”

Changing the venue from Las Vegas to Rome’s Colosseum may actually make sense because there could be some difficulty in getting the Nevada Athletic Commission to sign off on the fight due to the disparity in weight classes between Zuckerberg and Musk. Weighing at around 145 pounds, the Facebook founder qualifies as a lightweight per MMA rules, whereas his Tesla-owning rival checks in as a heavyweight at 230 pounds. Being an exhibition fight, ideally for charity, the NAC may approve the fight, but moving it to Italy would eliminate the issue.

Will it actually happen? Musk is saying there’s a chance…
Musk may want to step into the cage with Zuckerberg, but his father Errol thinks it is a bad idea. “The thing is if this crazy fight goes ahead, if Elon beats this guy, Elon will be called a bully, being so much heavier and taller,” the elder Musk told The Sun. “While if he loses, the humiliation would be total. Elon loses if he wins and loses if he loses. Wins, he’s a bully. Loses, he’s a loser.” He may have a point about his son, but seeing a pair of billionaires beat each other up would be a win-win for everyone else. Props to Italy for attempting to make it happen.
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Jeebus, Musk has 85 POUNDS on Zuckerberg? That "walrus" move Musk it touting might just work!
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Elon Musk is an idiot.

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I propose a literal dick measuring contest
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I had to verify that was real. It is. What a tool.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Jul 10, 2023 9:49 am I had to verify that was real. It is. What a tool.
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The biggest problems I see to the whole "cage match" thing between the Elongated Muskrat and the Zucc is:

1) Does Zucc's programming follow Asimov's three laws?

2) If so, does Musk qualify as being human?
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Twitter is blocking "threads" from trending, Musk is shook.
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MN-Skeptic wrote: Mon Jul 10, 2023 3:15 am Elon Musk is an idiot.

Musk will need to remember the little slashes are millimeters....



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