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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 5:15 am
by Sam the Centipede
Frater I*I wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:44 pm
Phoenix520 wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:53 pm It’s not just a clusterfuck, it’s a COMPLETE AND UTTER clusterfuck.
A proper lady such as yourself should use the correct term of Charlie Foxtrot :biggrin:
:fingerwag: Well bless your heart, Frater, perhaps you haven't learnt the risks of criticizing the Fogbelles? :lovestruck: They carry hickory sticks under their lacey petticoats! :oldlady:

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 5:20 am
by Suranis
In honour of our Fowl Overlord, I petition we use the term FusterCluck.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 7:26 am
by Chilidog
I think it's going to be interesting to see how Mark Brnovich plays this.

I don't expect much, based in that B.S. With the subpoena.

It would be nice if he showed some integrity. Then again, he's got to know that if he fucks around with bullshit indictments it's going to backfire on him.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 8:57 am
by Foggy
Suranis wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 5:20 am In honour of our Fowl Overlord, I petition we use the term FusterCluck.
Change approved. Please don't hit me with any hickory sticks. :hide:

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:17 am
by W. Kevin Vicklund
Suranis wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 5:20 am In honour of our Fowl Overlord, I petition we use the term FusterCluck.
I read that as FisterCluck. Bit more than I needed to know about our Resident Rooster. :smoking:

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:19 am
by Foggy
Yeah well now you know you don't know that. :whistle:

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:10 am
by Tiredretiredlawyer
Sam: :fingerwag: Well bless your heart, Frater, perhaps you haven't learnt the risks of criticizing the Fogbelles? :lovestruck: They carry hickory sticks riding crops and quilting shears under their lacey petticoats triathlon gear! :oldlady:
FIFY!
I loves being a Fogbelle!!!

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:20 am
by bill_g
The gentlemen here must be Fogbeaus then.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:22 am
by Chilidog
Funny you should all mention hickory sticks.

It's a rainy day so I'm working on restoring a couple.

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L->R

1) Stripped the old grip off, remove the head, sand and restrained with asphaltum.

2) Head reglued with epoxy. To be repinned.

3) Final result. McGregor "pilot" series mashie with Buffalo hide grip and linen whipping. Hits great.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:27 am
by woodworker
Chilidog wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 7:26 am I think it's going to be interesting to see how Mark Brnovich plays this.

I don't expect much, based in that B.S. With the subpoena.

It would be nice if he showed some integrity. Then again, he's got to know that if he fucks around with bullshit indictments it's going to backfire on him.
He is going to play this to grift and to campaign on. He will announce that he is going to conduct a "thorough and exhaustive" investigation, leaving no stone unturned and not sparing any sacred cows (along with the usual other cliches, e.g., he is non-partisan), issue repeated press releases touting how thorough, blah blah blah his investigation is, that he is only interested in election integrity, and that the investigation would be complete if only the Democrats agreed that they were to blame for all of the world's ills. I anticipate that the investigation will run into the next election campaign and be accompanied by tactical releases of subpoenas and press releases touting the same and the incredible leads they have found, with a couple of very minor indictments just before the election, with charges on the same grand scale as Durham's.

In summary, some smoke, no fire and a mountain of bullshit.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:51 am
by raison de arizona
Chilidog wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 7:26 am I think it's going to be interesting to see how Mark Brnovich plays this.

I don't expect much, based in that B.S. With the subpoena.

It would be nice if he showed some integrity. Then again, he's got to know that if he fucks around with bullshit indictments it's going to backfire on him.
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:59 am
by Slim Cognito
I'd stand in line for that.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:27 pm
by much ado
woodworker wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 1:22 am Yes, they are turning on the politicians. But they are turning on them because in their eyes, the politicians failed, deliberately, to produce the right results and are therefore themselves part of the cover-up and the rigging/stealing of the election. Remember, "Stop the Steal" cannot fail, it can only be failed.
Yeah. Well, maybe if the idiots turn on the politicians, the politicians will stop pandering to the idiots.

Is there any hope?

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:29 pm
by Phoenix520
“Traders”
:rotflmao:

ETA In response to the telegram msgs.
Late to the party, I was out looking for hickory trees. :confuzzled: I don’t think they grow here.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:48 pm
by much ado
Phoenix520 wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:29 pm “Traders”
:rotflmao:

ETA In response to the telegram msgs.
Late to the party, I was out looking for hickory trees. :confuzzled: I don’t think they grow here.
I'm a botanist. Love hickory tress. There were many different species where I grew up in SE Ohio. None here in California. Here is a map of the distribution of hickories in the US. The genus Carya is found in the bright green counties. I wrote the software for BONAP that produced this map.

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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 1:00 pm
by Sam the Centipede
Nice one, much ado, but to avoid us being blamed for a threadjack, you need to add some analysis of the distribution of hickory in Maricopa County and whether hickory fibers might be expected in ballot papers as well as in ancient golf bats. :biggrin:

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:40 am
by Foggy
Slim Cognito wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:59 am I'd stand in line for that.
Me too. Gotta secretly record your meeting with her, then turn it into Pcaps, and finally, hold a three day symposium.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:41 am
by Foggy
I have a football bat but it appears to be made of ash.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:04 pm
by Sam the Centipede
Foggy wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:41 am I have a football bat but it appears to be made of ash.
You shouldn't have set fire to it.

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:14 pm
by Luke
Katy Perry is making a new version of "Peacock" called "PCAPS" "Are you brave enough to let me see your PCAPs?... Your PCAP-CAP-CAP... Come on baby, let me see what your hiding underneath"



Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:37 pm
by Foggy
Off Topic
Sam the Centipede wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:04 pm
Foggy wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:41 am I have a football bat but it appears to be made of ash.
You shouldn't have set fire to it.
Now you tell me. :doh:

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:03 pm
by Luke
Circular Telegram #AZAudit porn....

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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:35 pm
by qbawl
orlylicious wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:03 pm Circular Telegram #AZAudit porn....

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From the spoiler:
"Maybe when crimes are prosecuted and the kinematics prove there were COUNTERFEIT BALLOTS the legislative branch will recall the Electors"

I may have missed it but, how are they defining kinematics in their universe and how will that definition of same prove COUNTERFEIT BALLOTS?

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:39 pm
by raison de arizona
qbawl wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:35 pm
orlylicious wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:03 pm Circular Telegram #AZAudit porn....

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From the spoiler:
"Maybe when crimes are prosecuted and the kinematics prove there were COUNTERFEIT BALLOTS the legislative branch will recall the Electors"

I may have missed it but, how are they defining kinematics in their universe and how will that definition of same prove COUNTERFEIT BALLOTS?
That was a Jovan thing.
https://principia-scientific.com/scienc ... biden-won/
What Is Kinematic Identification?
This measures the very slight ‘errors’ or tell-tale fingerprints left by manufacturers in processing their products, be it canned goods or printed paper.

“The word “kinematics,” is derived from the Greek word “kinesis” which means motions. Since the beginning of time, humans have always had a curiosity of the world around them and how things function. Kinematics seeks to clarify various aspects of motion and it is key to understanding other elements in physics.” [4]

A kinematic identification algorithm can….

“identify the parameters of a kinematic model which describes the actual position and orientation of the end-effector in terms of the measured joint positions, and which incorporates the geometrical variations in the structure caused by manufacturing errors.” [5]

In short, what Pulitzer proposes is a new form of high-tech forensic analysis which can be a vital empirical tool for objectively determining the route a ballot paper took from being printed, sent to the voter, handled by the voter, returned by mail, processed by ballot handlers and counted by a Dominion voting machine. What more can anyone ask in determining the truth?

Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:05 pm
by qbawl
So fundamentally flawed analysis of a misunderstood scientific principle FTW!