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So now the story now is that he was the male equivalent of a honeypot? What do you call that, anyway? A fly-stripper?
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OMG. My favorite part of the video is the very end where they’re escorting her out. Dude she was with kind of half-stands so she can get past him, then sits back down. He was going to stay and watch the rest of the show.
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Maybenaut wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:47 am OMG. My favorite part of the video is the very end where they’re escorting her out. Dude she was with kind of half-stands so she can get past him, then sits back down. He was going to stay and watch the rest of the show.
I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Quinn Gallagher. Whose bar has hosted drag shows.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:56 am I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Quinn Gallagher. Whose bar has hosted drag shows.
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Maybenaut wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:47 am OMG. My favorite part of the video is the very end where they’re escorting her out. Dude she was with kind of half-stands so she can get past him, then sits back down. He was going to stay and watch the rest of the show.
He had an 8 ball of peruvian marching powder he gave her to hold in her purse. :eek:

You'll notice that after he did get up he was very protective of her bag. :rotflmao:
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Gregg wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 3:28 pm
Maybenaut wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:47 am OMG. My favorite part of the video is the very end where they’re escorting her out. Dude she was with kind of half-stands so she can get past him, then sits back down. He was going to stay and watch the rest of the show.
He had an 8 ball of peruvian marching powder he gave her to hold in her purse. :eek:

You'll notice that after he did get up he was very protective of her bag. :rotflmao:
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Both of those possible explanations would not surprise me.

I saw a video of her pulling the "Do you know who I am?" gambit. Don't know if it was at the Denver theater.
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Volkonski wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 5:14 pm Both of those possible explanations would not surprise me.

I saw a video of her pulling the "Do you know who I am?" gambit. Don't know if it was at the Denver theater.
Pretty sure it was.
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Video at link.
Rep. Lauren Boebert Says Hookup Theater Guy Won't Get Another Date
REP. LAUREN BOEBERT
THEATER GUY AIN'T GETTING A 2ND DATE
... He's a Freakin' Dem!!!


Rep. Lauren Boebert says it's dunzo between her and the theater groping guy -- saying the one-time private moment came and went ... and it sounds like his politics might be at play.

The Colorado congresswoman touched down in D.C. Monday to get back to work -- and she chatted it up with a photog at the airport who asked all about her busy past few days outside of Capitol Hill. Of course, we're referring to her wild night out in Denver last week.

Check out what she has to say about it ... she's got some interesting soundbites here.

For starters, Boebert again takes accountability ... saying she regrets how everything played out, especially in public. She somewhat defends her fooling around as a little bit of "me time," and she was just cutting loose and enjoying herself on a romantic date.

Speaking of that date -- bar owner Quinn Gallagher -- it sounds like he might be out of luck for a second meetup ... at least based on what she says here. The reason she's cutting him loose ... he's a freaking Dem! Apparently, she didn't know that before going out with him. Nonetheless, she says he's a great guy.

What we can glean from her remarks ... this seems to have been a first date. If true, that's certainly fascinating -- especially considering how handsy they were with each other. Here's hoping he enjoyed it, 'cause RLB probably ain't calling him again ... nice as he was.

Anyhoo ... Boebert is ready to put it behind her and get back to the people's business. Mama had her fun and got caught. You live and you learn ... and sometimes, you hook up!
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she was just cutting loose and enjoying herself on a romantic date
A romantic date like a 16-year-old. Twitter take.
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She lets him feel her up on their first date, and visa versa?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Rep. Lauren Boebert Says Hookup Theater Guy Won't Get Another Date
REP. LAUREN BOEBERT
THEATER GUY AIN'T GETTING A 2ND DATE
... He's a Freakin' Dem!!!

:snippity:

Nonetheless, she says he's a great guy.
:snippity:
I thought that all dems were America-hating, evil pedophiles, intent on destroying the moral fabric and patriotic traditions of Murrica! How can she say he is a nice guy.

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Why, yes. She needs to know whether her fake tits give him a boner and if so, whether the said boner is worth feeling up.
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As Trey Chowder said, she's white trash. That's typical white trash stuff. What do people expect?

This is why I've been rather bemused by the fake shock about all this. A trashy woman had a loud date, but the focus has been dragged away from the fact that she is a Congresswoman disgracing herself, and has been reduced to sniggering about porno details. Who gives a shit?

The problem should always have been that she is a Congresswoman that is not living up to the dignity of her office by Yelling a lot and Vaping. The details of the quiet sexy details are on the level of who cares, as she wasn't disturbing anyone else. I really don't care.
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Sleezeball disinvited from a Texas groomer's conference:

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local ... 374057.php

Boebert was pulled from the speakers list for the Texas Youth Summit on Monday, September 18, according to an article published by TMZ. The youth summit is held outside of Houston and is aimed at countering “the effects of the Left” and “winning back the hearts and minds of our nation’s most precious resource,” according to the event website.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 9:13 pm She lets him feel her up on their first date, and visa versa?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
This didn't happen back in your day.... :sarcastic:


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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 9:13 pm She lets him feel her up on their first date, and visa versa?
I don't think this was their first date. I think it was their first public date.

I also think Boebert did herself no favors by implying it was their first date.
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She wasted no time throwing him under a bus.
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Suranis wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 9:30 pm The problem should always have been that she is a Congresswoman that is not living up to the dignity of her office by Yelling a lot and Vaping. The details of the quiet sexy details are on the level of who cares, as she wasn't disturbing anyone else.
We don't know if others were disturbed but didn't speak up. Plus there were kids there. It's stupid, thoughtless, self-centered behavior. The kind for which she is known.
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This answers it: Someone told her to apply a "vetting process" to first dates, but she heard "petting".
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