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From the video of the incident, she appears to have had surgery a bit north of the kidneys.
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Resume18 wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:59 am From the video of the incident, she appears to have had surgery a bit north of the kidneys.
It's a bit of an inside joke. The press reported that Melania had "kidney surgery" a while back when she was similarly augmented.
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somerset wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:02 am
Resume18 wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:59 am From the video of the incident, she appears to have had surgery a bit north of the kidneys.
It's a bit of an inside joke. The press reported that Melania had "kidney surgery" a while back when she was similarly augmented.
Don't know how I missed that one.
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Resume18 wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:28 am
somerset wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:02 am
Resume18 wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:59 am From the video of the incident, she appears to have had surgery a bit north of the kidneys.
It's a bit of an inside joke. The press reported that Melania had "kidney surgery" a while back when she was similarly augmented.
Don't know how I missed that one.
Ya Melania vanished for a short while in May 2018. They told the press she was having Kidney Surgery. When she came back into view she was very obviously inflated.
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It’s a helluva grift if you can get it.
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:mrgreen: Wonder who the donor is ?
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pipistrelle wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:46 am She appears to have had kidney surgery.
It looks as though her dress is about to give way and pop that “bodacious set of tatas.”
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Phoenix520 wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:59 pm :mrgreen: Wonder who the donor is ?
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I don't think Dolly and the Colorado grifter travel in the same circles. One's donated an astronomical amount of books to kids, the other likes being exposed to penii while underaged.
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John Thomas8 wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:56 pm I don't think Dolly and the Colorado grifter travel in the same circles. One's donated an astronomical amount of books to kids, the other likes being exposed to penii while underaged.
Good point, I think I have the real answer though...


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pipistrelle wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:54 am The photo with this article is odd.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-laure ... ice-report
What's odd about it?
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sugar magnolia wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:52 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:54 am The photo with this article is odd.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-laure ... ice-report
What's odd about it?
She looks a little like Remmick swallowing the alien in ST: TNG “Conspiracy.”
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pipistrelle wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:06 pm
sugar magnolia wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:52 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:54 am The photo with this article is odd.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-laure ... ice-report
What's odd about it?
She looks a little like Remmick swallowing the alien in ST: TNG “Conspiracy.”
That would begin to explain a great many things.
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yeah, her neck looks weird in that photo.
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For those not familiar;

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Footage of Boebert *not* vaping.
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classy for a We The People Representative in the House of Congress :blackeye:
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Can we talk about the real crime?: Beetlejuice's second act is horrific, and Boebert's ejection spared her some cruel and punishment.
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RVInit wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:04 pm yeah, her neck looks weird in that photo.
I thought it was me. I hope it’s a quirk of the photo.
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bob wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:57 am Can we talk about the real crime?: Beetlejuice's second act is horrific, and Boebert's ejection spared her some cruel and punishment.
Stupid 8th Amendment.
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It was noted she’s not wearing her trademark glasses.
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Her admirers only care whether she was wearing the tight jeans.

Or not wearing them, as the case may be. :sick:
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