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raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:48 am Not a headline, but a great weird correction.

Azastan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 5:25 pm

Jim wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:32 pm

IDK that it's a good idea to tell a message board you're full of sh*t.

Apparently you don't know that I have several horses, who produce manure on a regular basis. There's a reason why I have an avatar of a lovely Arabian mare.

Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:00 pm

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:48 am Not a headline, but a great weird correction.

So whose underwear did he skydive in?

Fuel 'worth more than £250,000' stolen from high-security Royal Navy base
The diesel was siphoned from a tanker in a heist that reportedly "ran for weeks," with most of it having been "flogged on the black market".

Thursday 7 April 2022 12:38, UK

The fuel would have filled up electricity generators hat powering the HMS Bulwark,

An investigation is under way after diesel reported to be worth more than £250,000 was stolen from a high-security Royal Navy base.

The fuel was siphoned from a tanker and was due to fill up electricity generators powering the HMS Bulwark, a 19,560-tonne assault ship, at HMNB Devonport in Plymouth.

Thieves accessed the base and stole the diesel, which belonged to contractor Babcock International, in September 2021.

The fuel was worth more than £250,000, according to The Sun.

The newspaper added that "the heist ran for weeks" and "most of the diesel has been flogged on the black market" as UK motorists deal with record-breaking rises in fuel prices.



https://news.sky.com/story/fuel-worth-m ... e-12584280

I have plenty, and am willing to share with my neighbours.

The Metropolitan Police said officers were called to reports of a lorry crash on the motorway in Enfield, north London, at 11:15 BST on Tuesday.

National Highways warned part of the road was still closed at 08:00 Wednesday.

No-one was injured in the incident, but miles of stationary traffic have been captured on camera by commuters.

The Met warned motorists to avoid the area.

Cattle Truck Driver in I-80 Crash That Spilled Cows Onto Road Charged With DUI

A truck driver who crashed on Interstate 80 Tuesday, letting more than a dozen cattle he was hauling loose on the expressway near Joliet, was found to be under the influence of drugs while driving, police said.

The driver went off the road near Houbolt Road and crashed into a disabled semitrailer on the shoulder around 3:40 p.m., Illinois State Police said.

He veered back onto the expressway, struck another car and then crashed into the median wall.

During the crash, the truck driver’s trailer was ripped open. 16 of the 33 cattle he was hauling were thrown onto the expressway, state police said.

State troopers had to put down two of the cattle due to their injuries. Nearby farmers on horseback helped gather the remaining cattle, which were hauled to a storage facility.

humblescribe wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 6:17 pm I'm pretty sure that Illinois ain't an open range state, either.

Tyson the bison spotted near Lake Zurich after going missing over 6 months ago
CHICAGO (CBS)-- A bison on the run since September was spotted again near Lake Zurich over the weekend.

Authorities still have not caught her.

Lake County deputies saw Tyson the Bison near homes in the area of Rand Road and Old McHenry. They called animal control, but Tyson got away before they arrived.

Foggy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 7:29 am A woman.

A woman did that.

I don't think any male rock 'n' roller has ever peed on anyone's face on stage during a performance. Never. In the history of rock 'n' roll. Ever.

But now a woman did it.


That's progress, yesno? That's society moving forward.


Do you know how many rock concerts I went to over the years? No, of course you don't. Nobody does. I don't know. 'Course, it hasn't affected my hearing. What? What did you say?


Anyway, even at outdoor events people knew where to pee. Jeez.

Edit: In ten years we'll all be, like, "Oh yeah, I remember back before every rock band's singer started peeing on everybody ..."

W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 12:12 pm How's that assault rifle ban going now, Italy? Can't take down 30-50 feral hogs, huh?

W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 12:12 pm How's that assault rifle ban going now, Italy? Can't take down 30-50 feral hogs, huh?

roadscholar wrote: ↑Sun May 15, 2022 11:25 am ‘Having sex with women is gay’: White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy


https://www.rawstory.com/nick-fuentes-gay/


OK, I have no clue how this guy's mind works. At all. None.

The headline is a bit off. What he actually said was that dating women is gay. Apparently the only real heterosexual stance is to not have sex at all. Unless women just give you sex without you doing anything whatsoever to deserve it. Like dating, or marriage. Or just being clean, kind and friendly. Or interesting, or moderately attractive. Nada.