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Perhaps that triggered his March health (alcohol poisoning) episode?

When danger rears its ugly head, brave Kraptain Karl is there! He fearlessly stands his ground in front of the oppression of the state against his freedumb to opvec around the country! What a guy!

What?!?! Brave Kraptain Karl didn't fearlessly stand his ground?! No! Brave Kraptain Karl ran away!

Is there any chance that the lawfolk of Clark County might impound the opvec … and crush it? And video it? The kraptain could bottle his tears and sell them to his millions of supporters to raise funds to pay his fines, or to buy more cheap booze.

I'd enquire of the military law experts here whether the discipllinary (Militia Police?) arm of the AMFF might execute Clark County's arrest warrant, but I think all active AMFF personnel (other than the brave kraptain) are still at sea with the AMFF Armada, waiting for the right time to land take over the country., including clearing up all the millions of corpses lying around the place as a result of the vaccination campaign.

Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:48 am I think all active AMFF personnel (other than the brave kraptain) are still at sea with the AMFF Armada, waiting for the right time to land take over the country., including clearing up all the millions of corpses lying around the place as a result of the vaccination campaign.

poplove wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:51 am On Dec 27 kkkarl got cited in Moapa (Clark County NV) for driving the opvec with expired plates, revoked driver license, and no proof of insurance. He had a court date Feb 21 and was a no-show so a warrant was issued.

https;//cvpublicaccess.clarkcountynv.gov...za0uGLgCug

Isn't that the sound of the final demise of the Armada? Weren't they heading somewhere in the Bermuda area?

Lansdowne wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:19 am Isn't that the sound of the final demise of the Armada? Weren't they heading somewhere in the Bermuda area?

You think the AMFF Armada – Kraptain Karl's wet* dream – will appear in a distant future documentary about disasters in the Bermuda Triangle?

Cue ex-Star Trek or similar actor narrating, in sepulchral tones:
"Long ago, back in 2020s, many spoke in hushed tones of the legendary AMMF Armadillo, a fleet of dozens, some say hundreds, of small craft which set sail from the USA as disease swept the nation. The fleet had many of the strongest, most intelligent people in the country, selflessly working to ensure the future of the country. The plan was to repopulate the ravaged country, to restore its pride, to rebuild its Biblical roots. But not one boat from the fleet ever returned to the shores of North America, not one. And no trace was ever found of the boats or the heroes who crewed them, other than a few incoherent posts on social media. We can never know what sparkling future was lost with them.

Or was this just a dream, a myth, the hope of a despairing people for a brighter future?"
__________
* as in watery

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Hey ladies - here is a great opportunity to be Karl's slave. Don't pass it up!

He wants boat bunnies!

Eewww

Odds are he wants slaves who will not be missed…

Oh, and ladies? A BevMo membership and a credit card with a high limit is a plus.

Has anyone ever seen the floatation device the Capt claims to own

RTH10260 wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 11:43 pm Has anyone ever seen the floatation device the Capt claims to own

I of course haven't seen it in person but he has posted a buttload of pics of it online. Here is one.

Um, that is not large.

Not exactly a “large luxury yacht.”

One or two should fill the “berths and cabins.”

In second take, perhaps three or four.

Inside his boat shot featuring DOL and a sailing book written just for Karl (arrow mine).

Another pic - Kapn inside his boat. I'll stop now - there are a PLETHORA of pics on his FB page.

Has Karl ever mentioned a traumatic brain injury?

Old gang tat?

Mark of the beast?

Hit his head of the way down to the cabin?

Got hit by the boom while tacking to port?

Estiveo wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 12:49 am Got hit by the boom while tacking to port?

That assumes he had ever raised the sail..

Is it normal to park one's "large luxury yacht" without fenders – either the traditional sausage-shaped balloons or heavy duty sex dolls if a pervert skipper prefers?

Costs nothing to deploy them and definitely protects the boat better than leaving them inboard.

I guess the Kraptain hasn't yet reached that chapter of Sailing For Dummies.

"Sailing for Dummies"

Did he mention the young ladies must not be vaccinated?

The head thing might be recent from when he blacked out.

Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 2:17 am Is it normal to park one's "large luxury yacht" without fenders – either the traditional sausage-shaped balloons or heavy duty sex dolls if a pervert skipper prefers?

Costs nothing to deploy them and definitely protects the boat better than leaving them inboard.

I guess the Kraptain hasn't yet reached that chapter of Sailing For Dummies.

You only deploy fenders at the dock side. Except you are parking your superyacht in Monaco or any other fancy port in the Mediterrenean, tight parking there.


ps. I am not sure it is prudent to hoist that curly snake flag, yellow means generally quarantined ....

northland10 wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 11:56 pm Um, that is not large.

Yeah, it looks like maybe 45 feet. More than two people living on it full-time would be pretty crowded.

It probably sleeps six, but that is just for weekend trips, usually with family who don't mind sharing a bunk or at least a cubicle.

Assuming he is parking it at a Wisconsin marina, is he going back to the state without the monster to avoid being noticed and picked up? IIRC, he still has active warrants in Wisconsin.

He's still driving that Roadmaster truck?