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Man cuts off penis during police chase

A man who cut off his own penis and threw it out his car window during a police chase claimed that voices on the radio told him his actions would save the world.

Suranis wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:05 pm https://www.news.com.au/world/north-ame ... 02f87128b4

Man cuts off penis during police chase

A man who cut off his own penis and threw it out his car window during a police chase claimed that voices on the radio told him his actions would save the world.

A wild crocodile in Indonesia that was trapped in a tyre for more than five years has been rescued, freed from its rubber ring and released back into the wild.

Conservation workers have been trying to lure the stricken saltwater crocodile from a river since 2016, after residents of Palu city on Sulawesi island spotted the animal with a motorbike tyre wrapped around its neck.

But it was a local resident who snared the 5.2-metre (17ft) long reptile – regularly seen sunbathing in the Palu River in central Sulawesi – from its tight squeeze late on Monday.

Tili, a 34-year-old bird-seller, used chicken as bait and ropes to catch the animal at the end of what he said was a three-week rescue effort, before dozens of locals helped to drag the crocodile to shore and cut the tyre around its neck.

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Louisiana teacher admits to feeding students sperm-laced cupcakes, report says

A Louisiana school teacher who admitted to lacing cupcakes with her ex-husband’s sperm and feeding them to school children now faces nearly 40 years in prison, according to a report.

In 2019, Louisiana sheriff’s lieutenant Dennis Perkins and his wife Cynthia Perkins were arrested and charged with creating child pornography, video voyeurism, and first-degree rape. A report from The Advocate said Cynthia Perkins had worked as a school teacher at the time for Westside Junior High School in Walker, Louisiana.

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Diamond thief must pay back £244 after record £4.2m heist


Lulu Lakatos stole from Mayfair jeweller by replacing gems with pebbles in UK’s most expensive theft of its kind

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... -42m-heist

A man has been charged with murder after another man died when his leg was allegedly cut off by a circular saw in a far north Queensland park.

Police allege the men – aged 36 and 66 – drove together to Innisfail’s Fitzgerald park before 4am on Saturday and sat under a tree.

They said about 20 minutes later the 36-year-old allegedly used the saw to cut off the 66-year-old’s leg below the knee before helping him back into the car then leaving on foot.

The injured man was discovered by passersby at about 4.30am and emergency services were called but the 66-year-old died soon afterwards.

On Saturday, Det Acting Insp Gary Hunter told the Cairns Post the man had suffered “horrific leg injuries”.

He said it was not a random attack and police were trying to determine the exact nature of how the two men knew each other.

The 36-year-old man was located by police around noon at a Innisfail residence and has been charged with one count of murder.

He will appear at an Innisfail court on Monday.

Police are appealing for information or anyone with dashcam or CCTV footage.

Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver
By: Robert Garrison
Posted at 11:44 AM, Mar 06, 2022 and last updated 8:37 AM, Mar 07, 2022

DENVER — Police in Denver are investigating the theft of a box of human heads from a parked truck in the city last week.

The heads were marked for medical research and were inside a box labeled ”Exempt Human Specimen,” according to the Denver Police Department.

The truck was parked in the 7700 Block of East 23rd Avenue when the thief broke into the freight company’s truck sometime between 2:30 p.m. Wednesday and 9:30 a.m. Thursday and left with the box of human remains and a dolly, police said.

It’s unclear if the suspect was aware of what was inside of the box.

ARVADA, Colo. — An improperly loaded beer truck will force a closure of eastbound I-76 after the morning rush hour, according to the Arvada Police Department.

I-76 is currently down to one lane at Wadsworth Boulevard because Arvada police says a semi-truck has too much beer in its load.

The heavy load appears to have caused the truck to cave in, according to photos Arvada police posted of the incident.

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Overloaded beer truck will cause closure of I-76

ARVADA, Colo. — An improperly loaded beer truck will force a closure of eastbound I-76 after the morning rush hour, according to the Arvada Police Department.

I-76 is currently down to one lane at Wadsworth Boulevard because Arvada police says a semi-truck has too much beer in its load.

The heavy load appears to have caused the truck to cave in, according to photos Arvada police posted of the incident.

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