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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
Just got home so now that I've watched the video, a few thoughts:
1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?
1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
No, nor is the phallic drinking.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:34 pm Just got home so now that I've watched the video, a few thoughts:
1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
It seems that testicle tanning/sunning to increase testosterone is all the rage amongst a certain subset of whack-a-loons.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:34 pm Just got home so now that I've watched the video, a few thoughts:
1. Holy carp! Is that a porn hub teaser?
2. 11 seconds in, the Vitruvian Man with the bright light shining on his, ahem, swimsuit area - WTAF? Also, is that a porn hub teaser?
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
Reality is ruining the lives of a lot of Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.
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Can't wait to explain that to the ladies at my swimmin' pool. We're open Memorial Day weekend!
The thing about tanning your balls is, it's so hard to flip them over to get the other side done.
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Not if you incorporate a pre-pandemic fad from 2019; remember anus sunning?
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Y’all need this book by one of the stars of Carlson’s program (the one doing the cross infrared thing).
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
Carlson and those guys are nuts.
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Dare I point out that Infra-red light would be counter productive? The testes need to be at a cooler temperature than the body to function properly. That's why they are in a bag outside the body in the first place. Since Infra-Red light is heat energy, it would actually interfere with the functions of the Testicles.
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
Your logic is fake news. Tucker is also claiming that the idea of a female orgasm is also fake news -- this was apparently prompted by Ben Shapiro's claim that he is unable to "get his wife off."Suranis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:22 pm Dare I point out that Infra-red light would be counter productive? The testes need to be at a cooler temperature than the body to function properly. That's why they are in a bag outside the body in the first place. Since Infra-Red light is heat energy, it would actually interfere with the functions of the Testicles.
Will one of the Fogbow ladies please explain to me how these "fine gentlemen" are able to breed.
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Re: Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus / Rooster/Cock
I'm male, but I'm guessing roofies....woodworker wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:32 pm
Will one of the Fogbow ladies please explain to me how these "fine gentlemen" are able to breed.
Yeah, yeah, I know where the door is....
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I have Dancing with Barbells class at 9:30 a.m. on this glorious April morn. Typically, there are 15 to 20 women and maybe 3 guys. We shall discuss, in an atmosphere where men are a distinct minority.
Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility.
Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility.
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Women with low self-esteem.woodworker wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:32 pmYour logic is fake news. Tucker is also claiming that the idea of a female orgasm is also fake news -- this was apparently prompted by Ben Shapiro's claim that he is unable to "get his wife off."Suranis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:22 pm Dare I point out that Infra-red light would be counter productive? The testes need to be at a cooler temperature than the body to function properly. That's why they are in a bag outside the body in the first place. Since Infra-Red light is heat energy, it would actually interfere with the functions of the Testicles.
Will one of the Fogbow ladies please explain to me how these "fine gentlemen" are able to breed.
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Sadly true, Slim.
As y'all may remember, I spent the entire summer of 1973 living on a nude beach on the Russian River in California with my two dogs (and occasional female companions). I don't remember my balls changing color at all during the course of the summer, whereas my buns were baked brown.
'Course, we were manly male hippies in those days.
We never said 'bromeopathic,' yuk, ptooie.
As y'all may remember, I spent the entire summer of 1973 living on a nude beach on the Russian River in California with my two dogs (and occasional female companions). I don't remember my balls changing color at all during the course of the summer, whereas my buns were baked brown.
'Course, we were manly male hippies in those days.
We never said 'bromeopathic,' yuk, ptooie.
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Testicular cancer?Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:25 am I have Dancing with Barbells class at 9:30 a.m. on this glorious April morn. Typically, there are 15 to 20 women and maybe 3 guys. We shall discuss, in an atmosphere where men are a distinct minority.
Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility.
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Testicular bromeopathic cancer.
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Reduced fertility could be a issue when applying by artificial devices is overdone. Natives living a mostly nude life around the globe (until Chrstian missionaries forced them to cover) did grow families without problems.Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:25 am I have Dancing with Barbells class at 9:30 a.m. on this glorious April morn. Typically, there are 15 to 20 women and maybe 3 guys. We shall discuss, in an atmosphere where men are a distinct minority.
Ol' Wifehorn seems to think that tanning your balls would lead to reduced fertility.
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