Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

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I would not be surprised if Matty has to get a gig doing afternoon drive time on OANN after the next election.
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Gregg wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:59 pm Does this mean it wasn't BoBo in the booth at Chuck E. Cheese with Matt Gaetz?
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Gregg wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:40 pm I would not be surprised if Matty has to get a gig doing afternoon drive time on OANN after the next election.
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New ad by Cawthorn: “Madison Cawthorn can’t be stopped. And that’s why they are terrified of him. Because he’s effective .. He is our champion for faith (coke orgies), family (8 month marriages) and freedom (lock up doctors and scientists).
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Really odd that Madison Cawthorn would be talking about Republican colleagues inviting him to do coke and go to orgies less than two months after hanging out at a club in Miami with Matt Gaetz and Marge Greene.
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I have to wonder though, why would Madison make a claim even if it were true? He is pissing on his own party and that could hurt when he needs funds and support for the election cycle. It does not help him move up the Congressional ladder either. I realize this new crop is all about pissing on everybody, but most people realize in time that you have to plan your pissing strategically. Like it or not, that is how Congressional caucuses work and have worked since we had Congressional caucuses.
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Gregg wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:40 pm I would not be surprised if Matty has to get a gig doing afternoon drive time on OANN after the next election.
I think (hope) that he is going to get a gig in the prison laundry after the next election.
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northland10 wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:24 pm I have to wonder though, why would Madison make a claim even if it were true? He is pissing on his own party and that could hurt when he needs funds and support for the election cycle. It does not help him move up the Congressional ladder either. I realize this new crop is all about pissing on everybody, but most people realize in time that you have to plan your pissing strategically. Like it or not, that is how Congressional caucuses work and have worked since we had Congressional caucuses.
If they weren't too stupid to fall off a rock they'd figure that out.
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I don't see how that statement helps his party.
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I just read somewhere that DFO invited him to speak at a rally in NC on April 9. It figures
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Well, that should guarantee Cawthorn an audience of a few hundred people, and a single sentence of praise out of 2 and a half hours of whining. :bored:
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Slim Cognito wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:47 pm I don't see how that statement helps his party.
He couldn't care less about his party. He only cares about being a member of Congress. He doesn't need the party for that.
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He doesn't care about being a member of Congress beyond it being a paycheck and a reason he's in the news. He considers his real job to be Reality TV star.
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Queen City News obtains Madison Cawthorn traffic stop video



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Definition of Maddison Cawthorn

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We need proof of his tallywacker. Preferably on Twitter for the whole world to judge - does he or doesn't he?
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