and Jake is Jewish.
Jacob Wohl
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Re: Jacob Wohl
castigat ridendo mores.
VELOCIUS QUAM ASPARAGI COQUANTUR
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Re: Jacob Wohl
On the flip side I don't recall Christ saying decorate your house in December, so there's that.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
He was probably not big on decorating houses with European pagan symbols.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:10 pm On the flip side I don't recall Christ saying decorate your house in December, so there's that.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
That YouTube interview is 90 minutes long! Wonder if Jakey knew it would be called "Documenting a Modern Psychopath"
Link to first video docu about Jack and Jakey:
Documenting a Modern Psychopath
996,233 views Apr 1, 2021
Bonus! Zachary Petrizzo (he's everywhere!) opens Part 2 of this docu about Jack and Jakey. Jacob calls Zach and he posts the stupid things Jacob says.
Documenting a Modern Psychopath (Part 2)
216,482 views Jul 28, 2021
Oki's Weird Stories 251K subscribers
An in depth look into all of the scams and political smears of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. This is a continuation of my first video about the duo which is called Documenting a Modern Psychopath.
And, he posted (another) photo on Telegram roided out.
Interviewing a Modern Psychopath
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My interview with Jacob Wohl who is the subject of my 2 part documentary called "Documenting a Modern Psychopath".
Los Papeles 1 hour ago (edited)
OKI asks him literally anything and he just monologues about himself off-topic for 5 minutes. It's incredible how out of touch he seems with normal conversation. His humanity has been completely destroyed by his obsession for publicity
Sara N 3 hours ago
This is the craziest crossover I’ve seen
Umbra M 2 hours ago
It took me a little to feel confident I wasn't watching a deepfaked Wohl
Link to first video docu about Jack and Jakey:
Documenting a Modern Psychopath
996,233 views Apr 1, 2021
Bonus! Zachary Petrizzo (he's everywhere!) opens Part 2 of this docu about Jack and Jakey. Jacob calls Zach and he posts the stupid things Jacob says.
Documenting a Modern Psychopath (Part 2)
216,482 views Jul 28, 2021
Oki's Weird Stories 251K subscribers
An in depth look into all of the scams and political smears of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. This is a continuation of my first video about the duo which is called Documenting a Modern Psychopath.
And, he posted (another) photo on Telegram roided out.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
If he actually gets real jail time, hope hope, he'll have time to work on his physique for real for his "fans".
Re: Jacob Wohl
Ya, he increased the size of his upper area with photoshop or similar.
That boy ain't right
That boy ain't right
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Re: Jacob Wohl
I usually don't laugh or make fun of someone's looks, but I agree. I don't think this qualifies as laughing at how he looks, because I don't believe he actually looks like this. This has to be one of the worst photoshop jobs I've ever seen. There is no way those proportions are for real. Kind of like an orange on a toothpick - that kind of weird.
Edit: I just noticed Estiveo's comment. He-man on Barbie legs is about right. This made me laugh:
There's a lot of things that need to change. One specifically? Police brutality.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
Just another attention whore.
Not gettin' the love, gotta amp it up.
Not gettin' the love, gotta amp it up.
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In this topsy-turvy world, this magnificent blue marble, this amazing planet that never ceases to inspire wonder in its complexity and beauty, that guy actually thinks he's impressive and important, despite all the available evidence.
The passage really struck me, about how you can ask him any question and he'll talk about himself for five solid minutes, even if the question had nothing to do with him. He really is that warped and loopy. Gawd save me from ever having to sit next to him on an airplane.
The passage really struck me, about how you can ask him any question and he'll talk about himself for five solid minutes, even if the question had nothing to do with him. He really is that warped and loopy. Gawd save me from ever having to sit next to him on an airplane.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
Those proportions are consistent with steroid use. Not sayin'; just sayin'. #Allegedly.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
Bob, you're right but it's not allegedly. Jacob is open about it that he juices, he says it a lot and on his Telegram he talks about which steroids he uses. He didn't mention getting any roids from Foggy though.
Hey but Foggy, I booked you in a middle seat on a flight, between Jacob and Laura Loomer. To Sydney.
Hey but Foggy, I booked you in a middle seat on a flight, between Jacob and Laura Loomer. To Sydney.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
that is not attractive AT all
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I'll wash my hair. Right on the damn plane, sitting between Jacob and Laura, I am going to pull out a canteen full of agua and start washing my damn hair.
That's what I do. When I'm stressed out. I have really clean hair. What's left of it, anyway.
Well, I might give the flight attendant a chance to find me another seat. But how do you choose which other passenger has to take that seat?
That's what I do. When I'm stressed out. I have really clean hair. What's left of it, anyway.
Well, I might give the flight attendant a chance to find me another seat. But how do you choose which other passenger has to take that seat?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
Po' widdle Jakey. I admit I have a really really hard time believing anything that comes out of his mouth, so color me really seriously skeptical. I still also think it is a really poorly done photoshop, and with Jakey, could we expect anything less.
Re: Jacob Wohl
His torso is as long as his legs in that photo. I know in general that men's torsos are longer proportionally to their legs than women's, but this is just beyond any thing I have seen.
If it is real, then I think my earlier posting was body shaming and I should apologize. But I still don't think it's real.
If it is real, then I think my earlier posting was body shaming and I should apologize. But I still don't think it's real.
There's a lot of things that need to change. One specifically? Police brutality.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
This is a serious question: Is it body shaming if a person puts an image out there (real or fake) with the obvious intention of having people comment on it? Or are people only allowed to offer positive comments?RVInit wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:51 am His torso is as long as his legs in that photo. I know in general that men's torsos are longer proportionally to their legs than women's, but this is just beyond any thing I have seen.
If it is real, then I think my earlier posting was body shaming and I should apologize. But I still don't think it's real.
I think there’s a difference between commenting on people’s looks when all they are doing is going about their lives, and commenting on people’s looks when they are saying, “Look at me and how great I look!”
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Re: Jacob Wohl
By all rights, Wohl and Loomer should be riding in the luggage compartment anyway, I'm sure there are kennels almost big enough for them.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
It's not so much body shaming as Photoshop shaming.Maybenaut wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:26 amThis is a serious question: Is it body shaming if a person puts an image out there (real or fake) with the obvious intention of having people comment on it? Or are people only allowed to offer positive comments?RVInit wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:51 am His torso is as long as his legs in that photo. I know in general that men's torsos are longer proportionally to their legs than women's, but this is just beyond any thing I have seen.
If it is real, then I think my earlier posting was body shaming and I should apologize. But I still don't think it's real.
I think there’s a difference between commenting on people’s looks when all they are doing is going about their lives, and commenting on people’s looks when they are saying, “Look at me and how great I look!”
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Re: Jacob Wohl
Pretty sure it's not a Photoshop thing. I have a younger friend who I've seen use heavy roid/juice injectibles (watched him stick the syringe in himself). He looked much like Jacob until he stopped and then deflated to normal looking.Gregg wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 2:24 amIt's not so much body shaming as Photoshop shaming.Maybenaut wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:26 amThis is a serious question: Is it body shaming if a person puts an image out there (real or fake) with the obvious intention of having people comment on it? Or are people only allowed to offer positive comments?RVInit wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:51 am His torso is as long as his legs in that photo. I know in general that men's torsos are longer proportionally to their legs than women's, but this is just beyond any thing I have seen.
If it is real, then I think my earlier posting was body shaming and I should apologize. But I still don't think it's real.
I think there’s a difference between commenting on people’s looks when all they are doing is going about their lives, and commenting on people’s looks when they are saying, “Look at me and how great I look!”
Re: Jacob Wohl
Banned from TikTok? Impressive achievement!!!
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Re: Jacob Wohl
Absolutely amazing. Liddel Jakey got thrown off tiktok. He really is racking them up, He's going to explode not having anywhere to spew his nonsense.
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Re: Jacob Wohl
What is happening with his california case?