#AZAudit Maricopa & Other Arizona County Election Audits - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Pulitzer / Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

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Slim Cognito wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:28 pm That's an interesting thread.

Who won the election?

WE DON'T KNOOOOOOWWWWWW!


(I guess that's better than saying trump won. They spent millions on this fraudit and yet can't bring themselves to say either way.)
It's worth pointing out that if we don't know who won the presidential election, then we don't know who won Bigg's election on the same ballot either so he should shut up and go home until we figure it out.

Or something.
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How’s this for a term for the style of governance preferred by the new deplorable Republicans?

MENDOCRACY.

Or, ruling through lies.
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roadscholar wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:07 pm How’s this for a term for the style of governance preferred by the new deplorable Republicans?

MENDOCRACY.

Or, ruling through lies.
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:o :eek: You guys have no class(ical soul)! Mix Latin and Greek stems?!? :sick: :boxing: You miscegenating scoundrels are little better than Trumpists! :mrgreen:

An acceptable term already exists and is in use: kakistocracy, government by bad people. Or there is the occasionally seen cheiristocracy, government by the worst people.
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Pragmatism. Use those words, 99.9% of the listeners have no clue what they mean. “Mendocracy” communicates to perhaps 30%. :mrgreen:

(Plus both mend- and crat- trace back to PIE.)
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roadscholar wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:23 am Pragmatism. Use those words, 99.9% of the listeners have no clue what they mean. “Mendocracy” communicates to perhaps 30%. :mrgreen:

(Plus both mend- and crat- trace back to PIE.)
I wonder what most people would guess "mendocracy" might mean without a wordbook (in any relevant language)? Prob'ly government by men (men- plus -ocracy and ignore the extra d!), or p'raps government by demons, cos y'kno, it has the letters, yes, jumbled, butt their theyre.

PIE? I'm not old enough to remember that - but I suspect some senior Fogfolk still grumble about the Great Vowel Shift, and some of those fraudulent pre-Columbus voters mentioned upthread will remember it if they are as old as claimed.
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my association

mendocracy - mendocino
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:20 am
I wonder what most people would guess "mendocracy" might mean without a wordbook (in any relevant language)? Prob'ly government by men (men- plus -ocracy and ignore the extra d!), or p'raps government by demons, cos y'kno, it has the letters, yes, jumbled, butt their theyre.

PIE? I'm not old enough to remember that - but I suspect some senior Fogfolk still grumble about the Great Vowel Shift, and some of those fraudulent pre-Columbus voters mentioned upthread will remember it if they are as old as claimed.
A government that mends things, which is antithetical to the intended message, I think. :think:
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Part of the lyric of that song actually fits here..
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with strange Red eyes
Have put things in your head,
It set my mind a wonderin'
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RTH10260 wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:39 am my association

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Sam the Centipede wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:20 am
PIE? I'm not old enough to remember that - but I suspect some senior Fogfolk still grumble about the Great Vowel Shift...
Grumble about it? Heck, I speak it! 8-)
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Useless piece of crap.


The answers were there if only they looked for them. Morans.


Analysis of Senate review: https://recorder.maricopa.gov/justthefa ... Report.pdf
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Trump Supporters Have Already Turned on the Cyber Ninjas
The CEO of the company responsible for the sham audit in Arizona says he won’t do another one because of the abuse he’s received from MAGA world.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88nw4v/ ... njas-trump
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RTH10260 wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:39 am my association

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And mine,
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Notaperson wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:59 am Trump Supporters Have Already Turned on the Cyber Ninjas
The CEO of the company responsible for the sham audit in Arizona says he won’t do another one because of the abuse he’s received from MAGA world.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88nw4v/ ... njas-trump
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Moron, er, more on Shiva's new report accusing everyone of racism against him.
Auditor's reply to Maricopa County's debunking of his election findings: You racists!
OPINION: Senate elector auditor Shiva Ayyadurai couldn’t convincingly counter Maricopa County’s debunking of his findings. So he played the race card. It would be funny if it wasn't so terribly sad.

One of the Arizona Senate’s election auditors has fired back at Maricopa County over its dispute of his findings, and goodness, is this thing getting bizarre.

Shiva Ayyadurai couldn’t convincingly counter the county’s point-by-point debunking of his insinuations that fraud may have been afoot in last year’s election.

So, instead, he accused county officials of racism.


Specifically, that the county’s response to his painfully uninformed analysis of early ballot envelope images constituted a “racist smear campaign” — an “attack” conducted with the help of Arizona Mirror Associate Editor Jeremy Duda.

“The inability of Maricopa County election officials and their loyal scribe to keep in line a dark-skinned East Indian-American who dares to use his hard-earned scientific and engineering training and intelligence, is the source of this real racism,” he wrote, in a rather remarkable report Thursday to Senate President Karen Fann and Attorney General Mark Brnovich.

“Their racist attack aimed to shame me back into their segregationist box of behavior that they deem acceptable for person of my background.”

Nowhere in his 67-page response — entitled "How Election Officials Use Media Proxies to Disseminate Misinformation & Disinformation to Avert Investigations of Election Malfeasance" — does Ayyadurai factually refute the county’s explanations for “anomalies” he finds potentially suspicious.
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https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion ... 053096001/

Shiva's new 67-page report of how everyone is racist against him: https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/ ... icials.pdf
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Notaperson wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:59 am Trump Supporters Have Already Turned on the Cyber Ninjas
The CEO of the company responsible for the sham audit in Arizona says he won’t do another one because of the abuse he’s received from MAGA world.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88nw4v/ ... njas-trump
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Cyber Fraudsters is unqualified for any more audits anyway. Their key qualification was that they had absolutely no experience of auditing an election and had no clue how elections are conducted.

But now that they have successfully ( :lol:) conducted a complete audit from beginning to end, they will have to step aside and let the next state find some grifter with no experience to run its audit.
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Foggy wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:58 pm Cyber Fraudsters is unqualified for any more audits anyway. Their key qualification was that they had absolutely no experience of auditing an election and had no clue how elections are conducted.

But now that they have successfully ( :lol:) conducted a complete audit from beginning to end, they will have to step aside and let the next state find some grifter with no experience to run its audit.
That, and their sales pitch to the AZ Senate almost certainly included a promise that they would uncover massive fraud and corruption. IOW, they sold the predetermined answer, not the process. They went into the fraudit "knowing" that Trump had won. They saw their job, not as proving/disproving the integrity of AZ elections, but as finding the evidence to prove what they already assumed: that the elections in AZ were fraudulent.
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Jordan "Spunky" Conradson has been all over the Shiva story -- posted this and @JerodMacEvoy liked the tweet. :P


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Oh, Dog, I love it.

Brnovich has to be really tasting that big old turd sandwich that "Actual Karen" handed him.

And no ketchup!
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Dear Wendy is an Oafkeeper. How did I miss that?

She’s kinda scary
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