Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox

[Foggy]

"Hello, I am checking to see if you are dead or not."

"I am."

"You are what?"

"I'm dead."

"But did you vote in the 2020 election?"

"I sure did."

"If you're dead, how come you're standing there talking to me?"

"If you think Trump won, how come you were able to tie your own shoelaces this morning?"



"Voter confirmed he was dead when he voted last year."

[Suranis]

I think he is just addicted to conflict.

[Slim Cognito]

He's addicted to addiction. It is my understanding that is what the 12-step program is supposed to deal with. Otherwise, you just trade one for another. I also believe Lindell has separate mental health issues which would complicate recovery. Also, you have to admit you have a problem.

It's almost sad, if he wasn't such a dickwad.

[somerset]

He's addicted to addiction. It is my understanding that is what the 12-step program is supposed to deal with. Otherwise, you just trade one for another.

Assuming one doesn't get addicted to 12-step meetings

[Foggy]

Boy, try to get a 30-day chip there!

[Luke]

hahaha

[Slim Cognito]

[Estiveo]

Connecticut vampires, why is it alla time Connecticut vampires?

[northland10]

Regarding Idaho billing him, in an article from the Idaho Statesman.

https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/pol ... 38702.html

The office wrapped up its Bonner County audit Saturday and reported a 0.1% margin of error across all three counties, concluding that the election “was executed with both integrity and accuracy.”

Read more at: https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/pol ... rylink=cpy

Ironically, 0.1% is the percentage of bad data if his claim of 2K voters with an age of 200 is true.

[scirreeve]

Frank, Clements, and Keshel will be spouting nonsense in Post Falls ID on Sat.

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[raison de arizona]

Omg look at that motley crew, what a show!

[PaulG]

So is Mike Lindell saying that Columbus came over with a few 300 year old sailors? Or some of the Pilgrims were 450 years old? I don't see how anyone can say he hasn't blown past Orly level insanity.

[tek]

850 years old?
I guess this boots Harrison Bounel off the front back page

[neonzx]

Columbus. Welp, we still teach our youngins that he "founded" America. Not exactly. However, we have a National Holiday for this POS?

[Suranis]

Thw evolution of Columbus from largely ignored jackass to Heroic defender of Rationalism is an interesting one. Its one part Italians bieng wanted to be seen as real Americans so having an Italian hero at the very start was a good move to prove their americanness, one part Washington Irving wanting to write a biography of Columbus and finding that the real arrogant jackass was an unsuitable subject for his next book so he made the whole thing up, and one part Athiest historians who wanted people to believe people were ignorant in the Middle Ages, so inventing a fact that people believed the earth was flat in the "religious dark ages" and setting up Columbus as one of the heros heroically fighting against the silly religious freaks, rather than the reality of a guy thinking everyone else's maths were wrong and who thought the world was really Pear shaped.

[June bug]

From an RSBN article posted by Orlylicious upthread:

The MyPillow CEO also confirmed to RSBN that he has a team working on replacing the tabulation machines manufactured by Dominion Voting Systems which led him to his next announcement

Wow - is there nothing this genius can't do?

[Suranis]

After extensive research, his team has developed the perfect replacement device.

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[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Let me guess. They were all born on January 1, 1800. And of course, no clerk in the history of the world has ever made a typo when recording a date, so it's inconceivable that someone born in 1970 was accidentally listed as born in 1170.

Meme in 5...4...3...2...1...

[Dr. Ken]

Don't you know all government documents are perfect. They never get anything wrong. My birth certificate alone gets my mother's middle name wrong and adds an extra r to her French maiden name

[RTH10260]

From an RSBN article posted by Orlylicious upthread:

The MyPillow CEO also confirmed to RSBN that he has a team working on replacing the tabulation machines manufactured by Dominion Voting Systems which led him to his next announcement

Wow - is there nothing this genius can't do?

based on the photocopier presented at his cyber symposium

[noblepa]

After extensive research, his team has developed the perfect replacement device.


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Yes, but, like many people, they have no idea how to use an abacus.

[noblepa]

Don't you know all government documents are perfect. They never get anything wrong. My birth certificate alone gets my mother's middle name wrong and adds an extra r to her French maiden name

The one exception to this is, of course, the official Hawaii state birth certificate issued to Barack Obama.

[Shizzle Popped]

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The MyPillow Vote Tabulator

[RTH10260]

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The MyPillow Vote Tabulator

Ohhh no - how will he ever get over hanging chads

[Dr. Ken]

It was definitely either nicholas cage or Keanu Reeves who voted

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