Virtual Drunk Tank

#1

If you are too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle in your state, your posts should go here until you sober up.

Rules: No puking on your fellow drunks. Put your empties in the trash. Don't piss on or take photos of people who are passed out.

#2

Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:25 pm If you are too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle in your state, your posts should go here until you sober up.

Rules: No puking on your fellow drunks. Put your empties in the trash. Don't piss on or take photos of people who are passed out.

Cocktail hour here starts at 6:30, it's now 7:20 or so and I'm a bit late getting started, but I had the grandkids today. We had a great adventure wondering through the woods which ended in Donavan stepping in a big hole in the creek that was deeper than his boots were tall

zekeb · #3

I don't remember no crick over there near the dawg cemetery. I remember everything else.

Frater I*I · #4

Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:25 pm If you are too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle in your state, your posts should go here until you sober up.

Ummmmmmmm....

I have violated that rule...

Many, many, many times....

Maybenaut · #5

Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:25 pm If you are too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle in your state, your posts should go here until you sober up.

Rules: No puking on your fellow drunks. Put your empties in the trash. Don't piss on or take photos of people who are passed out.

So there's more rules in the Virtual Drunk Tank than there are in the rest of the forum. Good to know! (P.S. Every time I see this thread I think it says "Virtual Dunk Tank.")

#6

Drunks need rules. Don't ask me how I know this.

#7

Foggy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 7:37 am Drunks need rules. Don't ask me how I know this.

But they never ever follow them!!

#8

I want to do a poll. I want to know how many people here have family/friends in the grip of Faux News, or even (*gasp*) Newsmax. Do I have to start a new thread for that?

#9

A poll would be interesting.

SuzieC · #10

Hi Fun People! I'm drinking now, celebrating the Kraken Implosion in Michigan. Calamari parts will be raining down upon Detroit. So disgusting.

Not interested in poll about Faux News. The only family (on my side) I have left is a sister and she has been a RWNJ for years. We exchange birthday cards and that is it. I do not wish to engage with her beyond that.

#11

Not drunk, but I spent WWWAAAAAAAYYYYY too long staring at this thinking, "Damn it Karen, where's the third one?" before I realized I needed to click on the pic to see the full version.

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Perhaps it is time for drinks!

(Who is Karen Fann? )

Patagoniagirl · #12

covfefe wrote: ↑Mon Jul 12, 2021 10:45 pm I want to do a poll. I want to know how many people here have family/friends in the grip of Faux News, or even (*gasp*) Newsmax. Do I have to start a new thread for that?

As we say in Ohio, "You're Fine". I'll start. Almost all my family members are not only Fauxers, but QAnonTrumperIdiots., anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers.
School teacher, retired cop, mortician(she should fucking know better), very wealthy, educated corporate partner in an international company, ammo buyer for major sports company, Cross-fitters, "christians", red necks and world travellers.

I'm the weird hippie sister, SIL, Aunt, daughter.

Patagoniagirl · #13

Mom is mad at me because I wont take her to Walmart. I asked her if she would take me to a Hillary or Biden Rally.

I'll order her stuff online for her - for delivery, but I wont go there. Not only do I despise the company, but the festering anti-maskers who fill the place.

She's not happy but I think she gets it.

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Then Boebert and Ernst will shoot them and unfix it all

#15

Lani wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:24 am Hey! Where is the drunk tank? Why isn't there one any more?

Not drunk, just looking for the quiet place where we can post without outsiders.

I found it. You just have to search for "drunk" and limit the search to thread titles only (there are a surprising number of them).

Jeez, look at the mess in here. No wonder people couldn't find it.

#16

OMG, look at the mess in here! Beer cans and cigarette butts EVERYWHERE!

Wait, umm ... there's a spot over there, looks pretty clean ...

Zzzzzz ...

#17

!	Message from: Foggy
	Wait, I say, wait a goldurned minnit hear. I get drunk, what? Once a year? Less than that? And I'm the only juan hoo chex into the Virtual Drunk Tank any moar? ARE YOU PEEPUL PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT DRUNKUS AT THIS VERY SELFSAME MINNIT?

Umm ... so how come ur wobblin', mah dood?

pjhimself · #18

Maybe folks need one bourbon one scotch and one beer:

#19

If'n you ain't drunk, you don't belong here.

pjhimself · #20

Foggy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:55 pm If'n you ain't drunk, you don't belong here.

Sorry to have violated the rules (wherever they are posted)

#21

Of course, this thread has its own rules.

If you're curious about what they are, you can read the first post in the thread.

Slim Cognito · #22

I'm not drunk but I'm stoned. Can I stay?

#23

GUARDS! SEIZE HER!!

Oh, wait ... Slim ...

Danraft · #24

Ok, just two glasses of wine, but been a long day which included third consecutive day of heavy aerobics… so no sleep for a bit…
Feel like solving the world’s problems?

Patagoniagirl · #25

Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:10 pm I'm not drunk but I'm stoned. Can I stay?

Please.

Fogbow