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Laura Elizabeth Loomer - 2X Loser #FL11 #FL21
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
If'n this thread had a poll I'd vote for the fjords. ![Big Grin :biggrin:](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Somebody somewhere on some SM platform requested that she speak up, and she did so. Near as I can tell, that was either Thursday morning or Wednesday night. I read her quoted post but can't remember what she said. Not much. Better/not better (again).
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Still mysteriously missing. See, this is why you want to register even a lower-grade AI. They're really expensive to create one, and when you go to the local cops in Florida and say "We think this lady is missing" and show them a photo they look look at you like "And you want us to do what exactly, because we don't have a separate missing persons agency for MISSING BIMBOS."
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Trying to imagine her getting so sick, like others before her, she needs to be hospitalized, realizing she's in danger of dying, and wondering if maybe the vaccine isn't such a bad idea.
Nah, she'd rather die than admit vaccines are good.
Nah, she'd rather die than admit vaccines are good.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Many people are saying Beet Juice is the cure!
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
At least this one is not harmful and apparently can have some health benefits, but I am not sure where they got that it would cure COVID. I assume some anonymous person made the claim so it must be absolute truth. Don't trust non-anonymous doctors or the FDA but trust some unknown person on the internet.
They may start freaking after the red pee starts.
I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.
They may start freaking after the red pee starts.
I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Don't hesitate then.northland10 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:02 pm I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.
I've done that research, and I've just read on the internet that it is even better than ivermection.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Since I am vaxed, masked when I am among people, and generally avoid large gatherings anyway (even before COVID), I am left with nothing to cure. So, I can wait on the beet juice though regular beets are tasty.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Ya got to mix it like a Bloody Mary, but using hydrogen peroxide.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
And not that weak, 3% stuff you get at the local drugstore either. For best results ya gotta use the real 30+% stuff
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Yeah, well, I'm going to politely suggest that she's deathly ill, or else where the hell is she?
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If she's claiming that the fake medicine cured her, she has to be publicly visible. Like, TODAY.
Which she clearly is not. So that leaves two remaining options: Dead, and deathly ill. Dead is not my outcome of choice, so I'm going with deathly ill. Like, y'know, like I was a week ago today.
Dead is just a little too cute for my tastes. "Yanno that Laura Loomer lady, artificial Earthling, hung around with Jacob Wohl for 13.8 seconds once, she ran for Congress in Florida and got her ass kicked?"
"Yeah?"
"Well (of course) she was anti-vaxer and anti-mask and was going to base her next run for Congress on the Mighty Belles of Freedom so naturally SHE GOT THE VIRUS AND SHE'S DEAD. So, umm ... how are the White Sox doing this year?"
Ya see? It's anti-climactic! It's TRITE! It's predictable! Ya can't do that to your audience!
Not even to mention, WHO CARES IF SHE'S DEAD? SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! SHE HASN'T SHOWN ANY SIGNS OF LIFE IN YEARS!
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If she's claiming that the fake medicine cured her, she has to be publicly visible. Like, TODAY.
Which she clearly is not. So that leaves two remaining options: Dead, and deathly ill. Dead is not my outcome of choice, so I'm going with deathly ill. Like, y'know, like I was a week ago today.
Dead is just a little too cute for my tastes. "Yanno that Laura Loomer lady, artificial Earthling, hung around with Jacob Wohl for 13.8 seconds once, she ran for Congress in Florida and got her ass kicked?"
"Yeah?"
"Well (of course) she was anti-vaxer and anti-mask and was going to base her next run for Congress on the Mighty Belles of Freedom so naturally SHE GOT THE VIRUS AND SHE'S DEAD. So, umm ... how are the White Sox doing this year?"
Ya see? It's anti-climactic! It's TRITE! It's predictable! Ya can't do that to your audience!
Not even to mention, WHO CARES IF SHE'S DEAD? SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! SHE HASN'T SHOWN ANY SIGNS OF LIFE IN YEARS!
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Their idea of "research" is a Google search.northland10 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:02 pm I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
I’m sticking with she lied about having it.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Or she nearly died.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
So Loomer said she survived (still no sense of smell) and she's moved to Orlando to challenge Dan Webster. The further north in FL she is, the happier we are. As Foggy might say, "Bye gurl". On the #GriftExpress, she says she raised $105K for the quarter and thanked donors 1 by 1 on Telegram. Here comes her book, her AMPFest appearance (last time, Tic Tac Larry Sinclair was there, he banned me from his Twitter
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
This is a lie.I owe it to Regeneron, Ivermectin, HCQ and Zpack.
That's if she isn't lying about contracting COVID in the first place.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
At least she did say she owes it in part to Regeneron (monoclonal antibodies).
https://www.healthaffairs.org/do/10.137 ... 7955/full/Monoclonal antibodies can be effective at decreasing hospitalization rates and progression to severe disease and death for patients with mild to moderate COVID-19. In addition, mAbs have been shown to improve survival in patients hospitalized with COVID-19 who have not mounted their own immune response.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Sure, but the rest of that crap had nothing to do with her "recovery." As we know, recovery from COVID may not be total and long term neurological and pulmonary issues are possibilities, though I don't know how we'd discern any difference about the former.Lani wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:42 amAt least she did say she owes it in part to Regeneron (monoclonal antibodies).https://www.healthaffairs.org/do/10.137 ... 7955/full/Monoclonal antibodies can be effective at decreasing hospitalization rates and progression to severe disease and death for patients with mild to moderate COVID-19. In addition, mAbs have been shown to improve survival in patients hospitalized with COVID-19 who have not mounted their own immune response.
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So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Laura is a dutifully honest woman and she would NEVER tell a lie under any circumstances unless there was a nickel in it for her somewhere.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
I think she gots a sniffles, self pitied herself into a near death event, self diagnosed herself with COVID, told the flock, proclaimed the saving grace of the party approved treatment (which doesn't mean she actually got any) and raised herself above the adversity of it all to fundraise from it.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Yeah, that's what my vote says.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
She's a pureblood.
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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)
Like Lord Voldemort’s followers.