Virtual Drunk Tank
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Virtual Drunk Tank
If you are too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle in your state, your posts should go here until you sober up.
Rules: No puking on your fellow drunks. Put your empties in the trash. Don't piss on or take photos of people who are passed out.
Rules: No puking on your fellow drunks. Put your empties in the trash. Don't piss on or take photos of people who are passed out.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Cocktail hour here starts at 6:30, it's now 7:20 or so and I'm a bit late getting started, but I had the grandkids today. We had a great adventure wondering through the woods which ended in Donavan stepping in a big hole in the creek that was deeper than his boots were tall
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
I don't remember no crick over there near the dawg cemetery. I remember everything else. ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
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Largo al factotum.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Ummmmmmmm....
I have violated that rule...
Many, many, many times....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
So there's more rules in the Virtual Drunk Tank than there are in the rest of the forum. Good to know! (P.S. Every time I see this thread I think it says "Virtual Dunk Tank.")
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Drunks need rules. Don't ask me how I know this. ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
But they never ever follow them!!
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
I want to do a poll. I want to know how many people here have family/friends in the grip of Faux News, or even (*gasp*) Newsmax. Do I have to start a new thread for that?
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
![Call On Me! :callonme:](./images/smilies/mememe.gif)
A poll would be interesting.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Hi Fun People! I'm drinking now, celebrating the Kraken Implosion in Michigan. Calamari parts will be raining down upon Detroit. So disgusting.
Not interested in poll about Faux News. The only family (on my side) I have left is a sister and she has been a RWNJ for years. We exchange birthday cards and that is it. I do not wish to engage with her beyond that.
Not interested in poll about Faux News. The only family (on my side) I have left is a sister and she has been a RWNJ for years. We exchange birthday cards and that is it. I do not wish to engage with her beyond that.
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Not drunk, but I spent WWWAAAAAAAYYYYY too long staring at this thinking, "Damn it Karen, where's the third one?" before I realized I needed to click on the pic to see the full version.
Perhaps it is time for drinks!
(Who is Karen Fann? )
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As we say in Ohio, "You're Fine". I'll start. Almost all my family members are not only Fauxers, but QAnonTrumperIdiots., anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers.
School teacher, retired cop, mortician(she should fucking know better), very wealthy, educated corporate partner in an international company, ammo buyer for major sports company, Cross-fitters, "christians", red necks and world travellers.
I'm the weird hippie sister, SIL, Aunt, daughter.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Mom is mad at me because I wont take her to Walmart. I asked her if she would take me to a Hillary or Biden Rally.
I'll order her stuff online for her - for delivery, but I wont go there. Not only do I despise the company, but the festering anti-maskers who fill the place.
She's not happy but I think she gets it.
I'll order her stuff online for her - for delivery, but I wont go there. Not only do I despise the company, but the festering anti-maskers who fill the place.
She's not happy but I think she gets it.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
I found it. You just have to search for "drunk" and limit the search to thread titles only (there are a surprising number of them).
Jeez, look at the mess in here. No wonder people couldn't find it.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
OMG, look at the mess in here! Beer cans and cigarette butts EVERYWHERE!
Wait, umm ... there's a spot over there, looks pretty clean ...
Zzzzzz ...![Faint :faint:](./images/smilies/svengo.gif)
![Eek :eek:](./images/smilies/eek.gif)
Wait, umm ... there's a spot over there, looks pretty clean ...
![Yawn :yawn:](./images/smilies/smiley_yawn.gif)
Zzzzzz ...
![Faint :faint:](./images/smilies/svengo.gif)
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Umm ... so how come ur wobblin', mah dood?
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Maybe folks need one bourbon one scotch and one beer:
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
If'n you ain't drunk, you don't belong here. ![Finger Wag :fingerwag:](./images/smilies/naughty.gif)
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![Finger Wag :fingerwag:](./images/smilies/naughty.gif)
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
Of course, this thread has its own rules.
If you're curious about what they are, you can read the first post in the thread.
If you're curious about what they are, you can read the first post in the thread.
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Re: Virtual Drunk Tank
GUARDS! SEIZE HER!!
Oh, wait ... Slim ...![❤️](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/2764.svg)
Oh, wait ... Slim ...
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Virtual Drunk Tank
Ok, just two glasses of wine, but been a long day which included third consecutive day of heavy aerobics… so no sleep for a bit…
Feel like solving the world’s problems?
Feel like solving the world’s problems?
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Virtual Drunk Tank
Please.