I just love how his name shows up on official docs...Goode Virgin. Not even a comma!

Larry Klayman's "urgent mission to Israel" seems to consist of articles for WND


http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/israels-time-to-act-alone/

http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/big-mistake-israel-hamas-cease-fire/

Is he a lawyer pretending to be a journalist or a journalist pretending to be a lawyer?

You would think that someone would have noticed the one of the plaintiffs' name is spelled incorrectly and made a correction. Has ole' Virgil even seen the documents?

But then, attention to detail is not the strong suit of birfers and birfer grifting lawyers.

Docket Update...

AL 2012-11-27 - McInnish|Goode v Chapman - Plaintiffs' Motion to Appear by Telephone

Dear Judge: I filed a lawsuit in your court but I don't wanna have to fly to Alabama to prosecute it, cuz... I'm a very important, very busy person, donchaknow.

I rather hope that somebody points out to the defense attorneys Klayman's little trip and the World Nut Daily articles in question…..

Has he been told who won the election while he was on his urgent mission?

I hate to say it, but Klayman's request isn't all that unreasonable under the circumstances -- especially since local counsel plans to appear in person.

Nevertheless, it does gall me whenever one of these crapetbaggers™ files a suit in a state that is inconvenient to them and then whines about having to show up.

Docket Update...

AL 2012-11-28 - McINNISH|GOODE v CHAPMAN - Plaintiffs' Response to Defendants' Renewed Motion to Dismiss

AL 2012-11-28 - McINNISH|GOODE v CHAPMAN - Plaintiffs' Consent to Notice of Joinder

Oh yeah, same old, same old:

Did Shurff Arsolio and Mike Dullo's daffydavit really say that? I thought it was rather more cautious, but I can't be bothered to search for it.

Now that would be fun!! Would Arsolio commit perjury and risk jail or would he give admit that his "investigation" and Klown Kar Posse was just a seditionist stunt by a bunch of racist nutjobs?

That is what I believe is technically known in the legal business as "a lie". It would only become true if the word "no" was inserted before the word "credible".

Of course, the herioc birthers are waging their campaign of hate because, you know, there's a controversy:

Personally, I'm thinking it's time to lock up or otherwise seriously inconvenience these courtroom terrorists.

Birthers, just gotta keep on lying. Pass the Krazy Juice!

Does KKKlayman understand that submitting ebidence such as Shurf Joe's daffydavit can operate to convert a 12(b) proceeding into a summary judgment proceeding? Frankly, I would favor that, as it results in a judgment for defendant rather than dismissal.

No time to read briefs this week. Is he calling the judge a jue?

Questions: Is the Alabama Democratic Party now a defendant or did they simply intervene to join in the motion to dismiss. Does this mean Barry Ragsdale can go after costs when this steaming is dismissed?

Here is a link to their Motion to Intervene http://www.scribd.com/doc/110994645/AL- ... -Intervene

I've not seen an Order granting nor denying the Motion to Intervene, though it may exist.

Here is a link to their Joinder http://www.scribd.com/doc/114459154/AL- ... -Defendant

The Motion to Intervene has not been ruled upon by Judge Reese. I suspect that he will take it up during the 15 minutes that he has allocated to this important case. Interestingly, Judge Reese has also not yet ruled on Klayman's request to appear telephonically. I wonder whether Larry will just assume that he can do so.

I'm sure local Seal Team 6 has this well in hand.

If it's not ruled on, probably.

After all, he is a busy man, flying to Israel (significantly more expensive than flying to AL, I'd guess, though not sure) solving the Middle East crisis and... Oh, yeah, filing yet another "eligibility" suit in FL, his THIRD, and all representing Mr. Voeltz, faux presidential candidate. Plus writing lying BS columns for WND. It's exhausting.

Sam,

From what I recall the Zullo/Arpaio affidavits are quite careful in that the more recent ones DO claim that the birth certificates etc. show signs of forgery, but I do not recall any where they claim another birthplace. The birthers need to realize that even if every piece of paper the President has shown somehow really was forged, without evidence of birth somewhere else they still do not make the President ineligible for office. Even were he to be convicted of "fraud and forgery and using a fake SSN" he still isn't ineligible for office as none of those things have anything to do with Presidential eligibility.

That said, I would love to see said affiants in court under cross, I recall in one of Arpaio'a recent trials he was put on the spot about amazing inconsistencies between what he would say in his press conferences about people and cases and what he testified to (which was often the complete opposite), and he was essentially asked "Is what you said in court the truth, or is what you said to the public and press the truth? It can't be both" and he replied "What I say under oath in court is the truth."

I'd give a large donation to anywhere if it meant Arpaio and Zullo actually having to show up and be asked questions under oath about their "facts" and the CCP.

We're not so committed to our cause that we want to put any money behind it. Please don't sanction us or assess fees and costs.

Docket Update...

AL 2012-12-6 - McINNISH|GOODE v CHAPMAN - ORDER Granting Motion to Dismiss

I have it on Very Good Authority that the hearing was short and sweet. Klayman did not participate by telephone or otherwise. Judge waited about an hour to enter the attached order dismissing the case.

I suppose we have to consider this an indirect Ragsdaling, but even so ya gotta admit that the fellow is one of the most efficient docket scrubbers you'll find anywhere.

Niiiice!

Any and all gossip from anyone who happened to be in attendance would be much appreciated!

That asshole should be sanctioned for that alone.

This really IS a Smackdown Thursday.

Larry Klayman (allegedly) speaks, from OBC:

So why didn't the dumb son of a bitch speak at the hearing when he had the chance?

Sanction this piece of garbage, please.

Birfistan was never more uplifted than by the footnote of one of the Alabama Supreme Court Justices which hinted that they should have their evidence examined in some other kind of forum and it might be given some weight. Now that Moore has been re-elected as the Chief Justice, they cannot wait to get piles of recycled poopies in front of the 'one honest judge' they have been yearning and wishing for so fervently.