He's baaack!
Remember Destry Payne, SovCit loser who managed to make a months-long jail tour of various Michigan county jails for all sorts of SovCit warrants? We had a few good laughs on Fogbow 1.0 watching him in real time get released from one jail into the arms of sheriffs from the next county who picked him up and hauled him in for yet another vacation. I don't remember what Destry's original poot trauma was -- foreclosure, losing his kid to CPS, or just general loserness, but it was pretty fun to watch the jail tour unfold.
I seem to recall that Destry was involved in something called the "Michigan General Jural Assembly," a pretend government organization that pretend judge Anna praised on several occasions, and presumably used as a partial template for her current nationwide pretend government organization. I don't recall if he had a falling out with pretend judge Anna for pretending wrong according to her lights, but his pretend government group seems to have faded away.
Shortly after being released from the last of 4-5 county jails, Destry took off to Alaska, where men are free (and goats are nervous). He turned his blog (
http://nesaranews.blogspot.com) over to a sadly deranged man from Portland who spent all sorts of time doing bizarre Bible Code-type exegesis and posting other bizarre rants. During the time the Portland guy was posting this increasingly deranged content, his wife left him, he became homeless, and basically went down the tubes, and then stopped posting. A sad commentary on the state of mental health care in this country, and on the thin line between poot loserdom and tragic mental illness.
Some months ago, all the deranged postings disappeared and Destry took over again, posting only a couple articles so far in 2021, versus his flow of a handful of articles a week before he lit out for Alaska. Nothing particularly original in that content: a notice of a pretend indictment from some pretend grand jury in Kentucky, and a list of documents from the (now presumably defunct) Michigan General Jural Association that he founded.
But yesterday on his blog, he took a step off the deep end: in a Baroque-style Louis XIV font (an improvement over Comic Sans, to be sure), he announces that he's now the president of yet another pretend US government. I'm particularly amused that he's too cowed to sign his actual name, but leaves the right number of "x"s after the initials in the signature that it's pretty easy to figure out that it's him. "Dxxxxx Jxxxx Pxxxx" isn't too hard to map to "Destry James Payne," if you knew from before that he was the owner of that blog. Imagine that: the president of the mightiest nation on Earth, afraid to sign his name to the letter whereby he introduces himself to his subjects.
This might be a teaser for a major new source of entertainment. I'll keep my eyes out for more.
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