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Post by realist » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:30 pm



This is going viral in birfistan...I can see many things wrong already, but I suspect someone will fall for it and send this guy some bucks...and hey, if he bilks some birfer/s out of a million, more power to him and they deserve it.


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:36 pm



Looks like this was cobbled together from the outakes for District-9. So, I guess Orly will be getting ahold of this copy and instead of asking to see if the President is circumsized she'll ask him to take off his shoes and "print" his feet."Vat doze he haff to hide? It eez so simple. All he haff to do is show us his feet!!"



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From [linkbtn]Ed's,http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/static/ ... 6&cmd=show[/linkbtn] re the video...PixiefromDixieAug 22, 2009 - 3:26PM Quote ReplyRe: The ebay birth guy has video of bc up on you tube.Yes, very interesting! But wait... this isn't Ed Hale! Ed Hale told us a few weeks ago that HE was the ebay guy, did he lie again??State: South


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Post by realist » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:40 pm



Looks like this was cobbled together from the outakes for District-9. So, I guess Orly will be getting ahold of this copy and instead of asking to see if the President is circumsized she'll ask him to take off his shoes and "print" his feet."Vat doze he haff to hide? It eez so simple. All he haff to do is show us his feet!!"


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Also from Ed's Lilly says...Lilly FairAug 22, 2009 - 3:41PM Quote ReplyRe: The ebay birth guy has video of bc up on you tube.Have you alerted Orly on this????? she needs to know so she can contact him...is he asking for money to buy the BC?State: CaliforniaThat's a great idea. Then on the 8th she can show up with this POS and tell the judge, no, wait..wait...I mean this one. The other (in our motion to the Court) we determined was a fake. Scotland Yard was somehow wrong. This one must be the real deal...see the little footprint.


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The pigpen is all over this one...John PUMAAug 22, 2009 - 3:56PM Quote ReplyRe: The ebay birth guy has video of bc up on you tube.Well this pic looks more real and with the seal and stamp it is more believable just wish th video was not sidewards. But I am sure they will still trash it.State: IL


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Post by Youtube-said-so » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:23 pm



At least look up baby birth charts before creating that. 7.1 pounds but only 18" long, that's not the norm..



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Post by Sequoia32 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:32 pm



Plus, in Dreams, Obama says he weighed 8 lbs 2 oz.


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:35 pm



Plus, in Dreams, Obama says he weighed 8 lbs 2 oz.Well, Obama is obviously lying because his Kenyan birth certificate says he was a pound lighter (and also quite short).



I wonder if this guy got a birth certificate for a prawn. (Inside joke. You have to see District 9 to understand.)



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Post by Butterfly Bilderberg » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:37 pm



Those Kenyan children were dressed by The Gap.


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Post by Youtube-said-so » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:45 pm



Those Kenyan children were dressed by The Gap. Butterfly, name brands are pretty normal in third world countries. Most are knock offs, over stock that was donated or just used clothes donated. Not to say the video is not a setup, just not that unusual to see.



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At least look up baby birth charts before creating that. 7.1 pounds but only 18" long, that's not the norm..And also 6 inches in width...don't forget that vital statistic. I think that's what clinches it as real for me. It is a well-known fact that Kenya, from the late '30s to the mid-'70s recorded the width of babies on the birth certificates for vital statistics purposes. The information was used in a study conducted by one Dr. Obe Wankin'Obe for the Kenyan government to ascertain whether the correlation between a baby's length and width at birth contributed in any way to morbidity and/or mortality rates among the Kenyan population. The study seemed to indicate that the 3 to 1 ratio as indicated on Obama's certificate as displayed here, indicated a very low morbidity rate among males, but did not seem to reach the same conclusion for females.


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Those Kenyan children were dressed by The Gap. Butterfly, name brands are pretty normal in third world countries. Most are knock offs, over stock that was donated or just used clothes donated. Not to say the video is not a setup, just not that unusual to see.Ralph Lauren is often a pirated label in parts of Asia, as I regretfully found out at a shop in the hotel inside Bangkok International Airport.I should have looked for Kenyan Birth Certificates when I was there. Almost every other document could be obtained for a price, it seemed.


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Post by milspec » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:52 pm



she'll ask him to take off his shoes and "print" his feet."Vat doze he haff to hide? It eez so simple. All he haff to do is show us his feet!!" I was the QC manager for the largest (remaining) manufactures of baby foot printers in the US. The primary reason for "baby foot prints" becoming a "keep sake" instead of identification is the new born foot prints change after a few months and can't be used as identification.



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Post by Sequoia32 » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:38 pm



It really does have width of something as 6".Also "Wichita Kansas United States".


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Those Kenyan children were dressed by The Gap. Butterfly, name brands are pretty normal in third world countries. Most are knock offs, over stock that was donated or just used clothes donated. Not to say the video is not a setup, just not that unusual to see.Ralph Lauren is often a pirated label in parts of Asia, as I regretfully found out at a shop in the hotel inside Bangkok International Airport.I should have looked for Kenyan Birth Certificates when I was there. Almost every other document could be obtained for a price, it seemed.I spent a lot time in Thailand, In fact one trip was to track down the manufacturer who was knocking off our products. Love that country, but it can be dangers and very corrupt... kind of like ours Yes, you can find anything in the country, ANYTHING.



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Post by iangould » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:10 am



"Mombasa, Protectorate of Kenya"1. Kenya was never a protectorate2. Mombasa wasn't part of Kenya at the time of Obama's birth.The date format: month-day-year is completely wrong. The British format is day-month-year.Edited to add that according to WND real Kenyan birth certificates from the 1960's look ike this:





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Post by Foggy » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:38 am



Oh, thank goodness, iangould debunked the latest Kenyan B/C!! =D> I was so worried this one might be the real thing!


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Post by iangould » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:47 am



Think of it as a brain teaser: how many blatant errors can you find in this forged birth certificate? You have 30 seconds.Of course the real give away is it claims Obama was born in Kenya when there's overwhelming evidence he was born in Hawaii.



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Post by Foggy » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:55 am



You mean just because Lucas Smith was convicted of forgery once, he might have done it again?


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Post by Terrib » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:01 pm



by Alex on Today, 10:14 First off, this doesn't negate Jane Doe's document. Hers is a different document, not a birth certificate. I believe both of these can be extant simultaneously, with no problem. Hers is a Certified Copy of Registration of Birth. The Smith document is a birth certificate. NOT mutually exclusive, and don't let stupid obots tell you different! It's just like, right here in front of me, I have my birth certificate, a certificate of birth, and a certificate of live birth, because I just waltzed over to a file cabinet and pulled them out. Wow, that was easy! Whodda thunk? Anyhoo, the birth certificate has my cute little footprints on it. I'm looking at my feet, and it's kind of hard to tell if your feet are identifiable from the birth certificate prints.What we need now are imprints of O-liar's feet - he is NEVER GOING TO TAKE HIS SHOES OFF AGAIN!! Question: Are there people who can identify adult foot prints from baby foot prints, or vice versa? That pattern at the top of the foot on the birth certificate seems like it would be identifiable. Then again, it may be common. I know that fingerprints stay the same - do toe prints?And let's just say this: If this has any legitimacy, the kool-aid krew is going to be spinning and lying like crazy. Let's CUT THEM OFF AT THE PASS! Alex



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Post by TollandRCR » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:28 pm



You mean just because Lucas Smith was convicted of forgery once, he might have done it again? [linkbtn]American Grand Jury,http://americangrandjury.org/ebay-selle ... ertificate[/linkbtn] thinks that this time they have found the smoking gun.

This Lucas Smith character is strange and the video is not the best, but still, if this document is real it can be the “smoking gun” that takes out Obama.All that smoking cannot be good for that gun. It ought to cut back to no more than two birth certificates a day.


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Post by Kriselda Gray » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:44 pm



All that smoking cannot be good for that gun. It ought to cut back to no more than two birth certificates a day.How DARE you write something like that when I'm eating ICE CREAM! Now my freaking nose is cold


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Post by Sequoia32 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:48 pm



LOL!Attending Physician’s Name:James O.W. Ang’AwaProfessor of Pediatrics and specialist in charge of the Kenya/WHO tuberculosis control project.[/break1]oxfordjournals.org/cgi/pdf_extract/12/supp3/7]http://tropej.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/pd ... 12/supp3/7This guy would NOT be delivering babies (except in an emergency).Also, with the length:weight ratio, genetic disorder would be considered and President Obama would look more like Gary Coleman than what he actually looks like.


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Post by Youtube-said-so » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:26 pm



Whats with the kids at the top of the stairs, the non-emotional faces, arms straight down all bunched together. Reminds me of the "children of the corn" or a movie scene M. Night Shyamalan would put together.. it's a bit spooky.



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