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- Sam the Centipede
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You perhaps thought mimic octopuses had moved into emulating modeling bricks?
A couple of U-Bend videos for those who haven't yet enjoyed the delights of the mimic octopus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsYQppTmfI
A couple of U-Bend videos for those who haven't yet enjoyed the delights of the mimic octopus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsYQppTmfI
- Foggy
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Why was Travis Kelce wearing a yellow bikini?
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"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
- northland10
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A festival like that in the US would have the right-wingers up in arms and screaming, along with being first in line to participate.
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- bill_g
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Oh, you know the typesetter was winking to himself when he did it.
"Oh dear, a one letter difference. How did that happen?"
"Oh dear, a one letter difference. How did that happen?"
- Sam the Centipede
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“Man used 'slapping therapy as diabetes cure' - court”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80eknd3ww8o
“A man charged over the death of a 71-year-old woman at a slapping therapy workshop had promoted the practice as a "cure" for diabetes, a prosecutor said.
Hongchi Xiao, 61, of Cloudbreak in California, appeared at Winchester Crown Court today for the start of what was expected to be a three-week trial.
He was charged in November with manslaughter by gross negligence after the death of Danielle Carr-Gomm, 71 at a workshop in Seend, Wiltshire, on 20 October 2016, but pleaded not guilty.
Mr Xiao, the prosecution said, led Mrs Carr-Gomm - who had Type 1 diabetes - to believe insulin was a "poison" and that her condition could be cured through his therapy.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80eknd3ww8o
“A man charged over the death of a 71-year-old woman at a slapping therapy workshop had promoted the practice as a "cure" for diabetes, a prosecutor said.
Hongchi Xiao, 61, of Cloudbreak in California, appeared at Winchester Crown Court today for the start of what was expected to be a three-week trial.
He was charged in November with manslaughter by gross negligence after the death of Danielle Carr-Gomm, 71 at a workshop in Seend, Wiltshire, on 20 October 2016, but pleaded not guilty.
Mr Xiao, the prosecution said, led Mrs Carr-Gomm - who had Type 1 diabetes - to believe insulin was a "poison" and that her condition could be cured through his therapy.”
If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 77607.htmlMan in leopard-print pajamas busted with gerbils down his pants after pet store break-in, cops say
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Hic sunt dracones
- Foggy
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Probably Dr. Conspiracy ... ![rotflmao :rotflmao:](./images/smilies/rotflmao.gif)
... or me.![Eek :eek:](./images/smilies/eek.gif)
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... or me.
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Edit: There were birthers who decided that Doc and I enjoyed putting gerbils in our anuses, just for fun, and for months the primary birther website was obsessed with the accusation. Never a day went by without memes and craziness. Howsoever, like all the other birther lies (that they themselves pulled out of their butts), it eventually fell flat of its own stupidity.
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NY Post: California nudists rescue tourist from blowtorch-wielding ‘pirate guy’ in caught-on-camera showdown:
Not all super heroes wear capes.
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- Foggy
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Tractor-trailer overturns dumping thousands of gallons of teriyaki sauce on I-440 east in Raleigh
https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/ ... 1eda1ff891
Where's mah wok?
https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/ ... 1eda1ff891
Where's mah wok?
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- RTH10260
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Wok? I thought the streets were piping hot these days ![Fiesta :fiesta:](./images/smilies/fiesta.gif)
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- sugar magnolia
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There's a bridge on I20 that apparently has a badly engineered angle to the curve because about 2-3 times a year an 18 wheeler goes over it. Our dumps are usually chickens (frozen and live) or produce of some sort. The media almost always does a aerial shot of the people gathered on the street below scavenging the food. One time it was a load of Levi jeans and those went faster than the food does,Foggy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 12:29 pm Tractor-trailer overturns dumping thousands of gallons of teriyaki sauce on I-440 east in Raleigh
https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/ ... 1eda1ff891
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“Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine“:
“Sharks off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say.
Marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharpnose sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro and found they tested for high levels of cocaine in their muscles and livers.
The concentrations were as much as 100 times higher than previously reported for other aquatic creatures.”
“Sharks off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say.
Marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharpnose sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro and found they tested for high levels of cocaine in their muscles and livers.
The concentrations were as much as 100 times higher than previously reported for other aquatic creatures.”
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I already can see the movie trailer: "If you thought Cocaine Bear was hella nuts...."
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I would remember that.bob wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 8:55 pm Snopes: No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions.
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- Sam the Centipede
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I sincerely hope not in a yellow-paged romance novel way:pipistrelle wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 11:14 pmI would remember that.bob wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2024 8:55 pm Snopes: No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions.
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… "Readers, I was that couch cushion."
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Comedian Josh Johnson, on this story. Friggin’ hilarious.bob wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2024 4:20 pm NY Post: California nudists rescue tourist from blowtorch-wielding ‘pirate guy’ in caught-on-camera showdown:Not all super heroes wear capes.
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN46T2Vm/
Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess, it becomes foolishness.
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—Theodore Roosevelt
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https://metro.co.uk/2024/08/03/pole-vau ... s-21355235Pole vaulter’s Olympic dream shattered by his own penis
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Suranis wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2024 10:44 pmhttps://metro.co.uk/2024/08/03/pole-vau ... s-21355235Pole vaulter’s Olympic dream shattered by his own penis
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All the way down he’s thinking “nuts, I’m gonna be seeing that on everyone’s social media.”
Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess, it becomes foolishness.
—Theodore Roosevelt
—Theodore Roosevelt