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The quality of judges is starting to resemble the quality of mid-1970s Detroit automobiles.
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There are some good ones JR -- This is HILARIOUS. This SovCit tanged with the wrong guy, Judge Oakley takes no nonsense.

Watch it all for the background, but at 16:45 the judge starts crushing the SovCit. When the dude objects over and over, finally he says: "I don't care what you're objecting to... Sir, your objections mean sh*t to me". LMAO!


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I love this judge

Also Judge Simpson is great

I like watching Judge Webster from KS. Also, she holds court in my childhood town so sometimes I know the fools!
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sad-cafe wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2024 8:51 pm I love this judge

Also Judge Simpson is great

I like watching Judge Webster from KS. Also, she holds court in my childhood town so sometimes I know the fools!
Judge Jeffrey Middleton, also in Michigan, is the OG sovcit hammer. Decent sort of guy in other cases but doesn't tolerate that babbling.
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awesome-I will add him to my list.

Thanks
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Those are my favorites too also. Middleton is great with his unique look, he's also really compassionate and tries to help people. Of course, SovCits can't be helped. Judge Simpson is hilarious. And I'm a big fan of Judge Webster -- wouldn't it be fun to go out drinking with her? I bet she tells some great stories :boxing:
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Agreed. Love Middleton!
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Anyone that can insert Jabberwock into a sovcit case is beyond awesome.
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"You don't have to be at the podium..."

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I bet he wants a pony too.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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Resume18 wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:56 pm

I bet he wants a pony too.
What brought him to the court that day:
1 Attempt to Commit a Class A Felony 161.405(2)(b) Felony Class B 08/26/2023
2 Unlawful Possession of a Controlled Substance - Schedule I 475.752(7) Misdemeanor Class A 08/26/2023
I figure the day in the video may have been:
07/10/2024 Record - Proceedings

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CR1 1:08-1:18 Defendant not cooperating with court; Hearing reset to 07.11.24 at 1pm
Things improved the next day. I guess this means that the Presiding judge is not in jail or something. He showed the judge.
07/11/2024 Record - Proceedings

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CR1 1:06-1:13 NG pleas entered and set for trial: 09.16.24 & 09.17.24 8:15am Call: 09.13.24 9am PT: 08.26.24
07/11/2024 Waiver - Counsel

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His exposition on flat earth and why gravity doesn't exist is sniffing: Flat Earth 101
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2024 6:59 pm His exposition on flat earth and why gravity doesn't exist is sniffing: Flat Earth 101
There's a bit of time I'll never get back.
Gravity doesn’t exist and you can’t even show it in a test. Magnetism and thus buoyancy/relative density describe everything we ever see moving up or down
This would explain the concept that to fly all you need to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss. :towel:
Life, the Universe, and Everything, by Douglas Adams wrote:The first part is easy.

All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.

That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground.
Then flat-earther says:
Since water doesn’t curve, the earth is flat.
Dude has never looked at water in a test tube, or a falling (err magnetically pulled to the earth) drop of water. The drops of water also usually fail to fail to miss the ground, unless there is a big wind, which probably also doesn't exist.
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Van Ballion got the video title right: Dude is mucho deluded.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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northland10 wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 7:28 am
Since water doesn’t curve, the earth is flat.
Dude has never looked at water in a test tube, or a falling (err magnetically pulled to the earth) drop of water. The drops of water also usually fail to fail to miss the ground, unless there is a big wind, which probably also doesn't exist.
Perhaps he's not a surface tension denier? Gotta pick which physics you reject! Or he he studied at a Meniscan College?

Ships (especially novel designs) are tested as scale models in long tanks, where they are towed along by a carriage on rails and instruments measure forces, motions, etc.

Long towing tanks are about 600 m long (which is also something in yards, this is left as an exercise for the reader). If one used, say, a horizontal laser beam for alignment from one end to the other, the height of the water in the middle is about 7 mm (about sooo much in inches) higher than at the ends. So one could measure that, but of course real physicists and engineers have better things to do with their time!

I guess perhaps a flat earther could explain it away by explaining that the CoM (center of magnetism) of the body of the water is in its geometric center, which causes the water to accumulate there? Or perhaps the magnetic water attracts the magnetic laser light, deflecting it downwards? Hmm, perhaps I could be an unscientist?
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Off-topically, but on science and unscience:

It irritates me that winds blow parallel to isobars! If one looks at contours on a map, water will flow perpendicular to the contours, so with the dip of the terrain in geological terminology. Or with the gradient of scalar field of altitude in vector analysis terminology. Or downhill in normal language. Easy.

On a chart of atmospheric pressure, the isobars join points of equal pressure, similar to how contours join points of equal altitude. So a naive (me!!) expectation would be that winds would blow from high pressure areas to low pressure areas, just as water on a landscape flows from high areas to low areas.

But no! Winds blow parallel to the isobars (along rather than across), in an anticlockwise direction around a low pressure area in the northern hemisphere, the other direction for southern hemispherians. Why? Blah blah Bernoulli principle blah blah Coriolis effect blah blah equilibrium blah blah geostrophic wind blah blah. Yes, the physics is correct*, but that doesn't prevent it from being annoying!
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Gene Kooper, please pick up the white courtesy telephone. Paging Mr. Kooper! :oldman:
Don't mind me, I just fell out of a coconut tree. 🥥🌴
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Foggy wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:50 am Gene Kooper, please pick up the white courtesy telephone. Paging Mr. Kooper! :oldman:
:blackeye: Ok, I'll put the wine away. :(
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Not on my account, I hope! :batting:
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:lol:


This idiot, driving a Tesla with a parrot in the car in Cali (did he steal the Tesla/Parrot idea from Foggy?), is absolutely delusional. He sings filthy songs about LE while is in a car chase. "I'm just a man with a Constitution." "Jesus please save me." "Look at my bird -- he's scared as sh*t"

There's a nice "Safelight repair, Safelight replace" moment. Dummy Kruger is a terrific channel -- he hasn't posted in 3 months and hope he's OK. He does great background & follow-ups all in one package. He reminds me of RC a bit with his thoroughness and good humor.

The Wildest Sovereign Citizen Video This Year! 15-Minute Car Chase + Arrest







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They are everywhere and not just crazy..

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-17/ ... /104085748

A sovereign citizen group is using a fake court to justify child kidnapping and extortion
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And a bit more about her and her kind

https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/ ... f4ba3b?amp
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They're taking to the air:

It added that when FAA inspectors caught up with Marsan when he landed back at the airport a few days later, he refused to cooperate, calling himself a "free citizen."

He claimed he did not need a pilot's certificate or medical certificate, which had been requested by the inspector, the indictment said.


https://www.businessinsider.com/free-ci ... eds-2024-7
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John Thomas8 wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2024 7:23 pm They're taking to the air:

It added that when FAA inspectors caught up with Marsan when he landed back at the airport a few days later, he refused to cooperate, calling himself a "free citizen."

He claimed he did not need a pilot's certificate or medical certificate, which had been requested by the inspector, the indictment said.


https://www.businessinsider.com/free-ci ... eds-2024-7
I looked at this guy's FB page earlier today. He is a pretend judge Anna von Poptart disciple.
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His aviation tour company web page..
“The page is littered with positive reviews up until 2021, when one commenter wrote: "The owner is a flat earther and is quite off his rocker."”
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Another article
Federal charges: Palmer man who almost caused midair collision said he was ‘free citizen’ who didn’t need pilot license, registration

"“The defendant refused, stating that he was a ‘free citizen’ and did not need a pilot or medical certificate, and adding that his aircraft had been deregistered,” the charges say.

In place of the usual registration stickers on his plane, Marsan’s plane bore a sticker that is a common symbol of the sovereign citizens movement — a U.S. flag featuring vertical red and white stripes and blue stars against a white background. Marsan also has two “Z” stickers on the plane, sometimes seen on illegitimate license plates used by sovereign citizens.

Asked about his plea, Marsan responded that, “Nothing stands between me, myself, and the creator. I am innocent.”"
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