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You perhaps thought mimic octopuses had moved into emulating modeling bricks?

A couple of U-Bend videos for those who haven't yet enjoyed the delights of the mimic octopus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhsYQppTmfI
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Why did we need to know what he was wearing?

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Why was Travis Kelce wearing a yellow bikini?

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"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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Ireland has a wonderful festival tradition.

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A festival like that in the US would have the right-wingers up in arms and screaming, along with being first in line to participate.
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Oh, you know the typesetter was winking to himself when he did it.

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bill_g wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 9:09 am Oh, you know the typesetter was winking to himself when he did it.

"Oh dear, a one letter difference. How did that happen?"
;) Ole netter? Easiny dole!
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“Man used 'slapping therapy as diabetes cure' - court”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80eknd3ww8o

“A man charged over the death of a 71-year-old woman at a slapping therapy workshop had promoted the practice as a "cure" for diabetes, a prosecutor said.
Hongchi Xiao, 61, of Cloudbreak in California, appeared at Winchester Crown Court today for the start of what was expected to be a three-week trial.
He was charged in November with manslaughter by gross negligence after the death of Danielle Carr-Gomm, 71 at a workshop in Seend, Wiltshire, on 20 October 2016, but pleaded not guilty.
Mr Xiao, the prosecution said, led Mrs Carr-Gomm - who had Type 1 diabetes - to believe insulin was a "poison" and that her condition could be cured through his therapy.”
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